Jay Turner

@silopolis.bsky.social

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Writer, Narrative Designer, gamer, crazy cat dude, cancer survivor, and giant nerd. (Dragon Age: Origins, Mass Effect 2, Army of Two: Devil's Cartel, Dead Space 3, Avowed) All opinions are my own and of dubious value at best.

A shot of the DC Reflecting Pool with the new blur painted bottom, with the caption, "There has never been a more perfect metaphor than the algae in Trump's Reflection [sic] Pool renovation. He didn't drain the swamp. He literally installed one."
Ad on a subway wall. All black background with simple white type saying, "Yes, we built a machine that tells teenagers to kill themselves." and in smaller type, "But - it might also help them with their homework." There's a ChatGPT logo at the bottom.
An adorable tuxedo cat splayed across a wooden table looking dramatically deprived
Image of "Chemical Ali", a propaganda mouthpiece for Saddam Hussein during the Iraq War.
A table showing the statistical ups and downs of Joe Biden's presidency
Panel from the comic strip Tom the Dancing Bug, by Reuben Bolling. The comic is made to look like a poster to help identify the differences between ICE agents and "murderer/criminal", but the pictures of the two are identical.
Screenshot from Resident Evil 7, in which the Baker Family, all corrupted by an evil mold, are staring at the camera, waiting for the player to partake in the feast of nasty entrails, blobs, and flesh bits spread about the table.
Picture of the cover of the Freedom Fighters game for PS2, featuring a heroic insurgent with an AK-47 and a pair of his friendly fellow fighters
Map of the projected travel path of Hurricane Erin, with a small bump drawn in with Sharpie to show that it might hit Washington, D.C.
A reposting of the Hurricane Erin map with a sharpie-drawn bit added to make it look like the hurricane might hit Washington, D.C.
A screenshot from an email in which LinkedIn notes who has viewed my profile. Out of 41 profile views, 3 were from job recruiters and one was from someone who works at "Yoga Teachers Club."
An Uno Reverse card with rainbow colors
A poster outside a town hall for Congressman Mile Lawler, listing a long list of rules for being involved in the town hall, including that law enforcement is allowed to remove you if you "disrupt" the town hall.
Video of a small tuxedo cat making quacking noises through a window at (we assume) some birds or something.
A forearm tattoo spelling out "Fuck Cancer" in the Aurebesh alphabet from Star Wars, done in dark blue with a subtle light blue glow
A pic of Lagertha from the show Vikings, played by Katheryn Winnick.
A post reading "Marvel Rivals has earned an estimated $130 million in its first month", followed by another that reads, "Marvel Rivals director and team laid off according to posts."
POV shot of a cat in my lap, being petted and enjoying it.
A hallway leading to an exit door, with one cat lying down in the foreground and another sitting in front of the door looking judgey.
Two cats sleeping next to each other, belly to belly, with their legs intertwined
A Bluesky social post by @Nickiqupote@mstdn.social, reading "Congratulations to Elon Musk for making cars so bad that no-one can tell if a carbomb has just happened or if the car just did that."
Black and white Tuxedo cat loosely wearing a black-maned lion hat, giving epic disapproving side-eye to the camer
An ad for Artisans AI reads, "Artisans won't complain about work-life balance. The ear of the AI employee is here."
A pic of two kitties, brothers, sleeping and hugging each other in my lap