Dave Simanoff

@simanoff.bsky.social

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The sun rising over the water.
Pies for sale at a supermarket, priced at $3.14.
A display for Lindt chocolate that says “Melt the One You Love.”
An image from my Apple Music Replay ’25 indicating that I am in the top 1,000 listeners of the Indigo Girls. There is a photo of Amy Ray and Emily Saliers in the middle of the image.
Man behind a shop counter saying, “best I can do is an ice bucket.”
A sidewalk along a bay before dawn in the fog.
Top left: A fortune cookie message saying “A passionate new romance will soon come into your life.” Top right: A screen grab of Homer Simpsons says “Oh, even the Chinese are against me.” Bottom left: A restaurant worker peering into a barrel and announcing “Hey, we’re out of these ‘new love cookies.’” Bottom right: A second restaurant employee telling the first one, “Well, open up the ‘stick with your wife’ barrel.”
An orange and blue sky pre-dawn sky over a body of water, as seen through several tall palm trees.
A red motel sign that says “Cicero Hotel.”
A small brown dog lying on a towel, clasping an orange rubber ball, licking it, and looking at the camera with a small amount of disdain.
A silhouette of a fisherman holding a fishing rod on a pier. It is sunrise. The sky behind him is orange. The clouds are gray with an orange tint. The water is choppy steel.
An early sunrise photo.
A photo of a large tree, a road, a walkway with a balustrade, a steely body of water, and a faint orange glow over the horizon.
The sun rises over the horizon over a bay.
A photo of a colorful, lit-up city skyline before sunrise. There are vertical streaks in the picture because the photographer didn't hold the camera steady while taking a long-exposure photo.
A pop-up box promoting a report about using AI in marketing.
A photo of the interior of a movie theater decorated in the rococo style.
A large pineapple-shaped fountain in a park just before dawn.
A frowning mustachioed man (who needs a shave) wearing a rain-soaked hat and shirt.
Map of Rubonia, Florida.
A night sky with two bright dots: Jupiter and Venus.
A dog with puppy dog eyes lying on top of a blanket in an unmade bed.
The night sky with Jupiter and Venus (as small dots).
Screenshot of an email from Walgreens about navigating menopause.
A photo just before sunrise over Hillsborough Bay.
Billboard with a missing possessive apostrophe.
A photo of crepuscular rays before sunrise. They are reflected in water, creating a X shape.
A store named Pink Chicken.
Orange clouds before dawn over steely gray water.
A screen capture with a promotional image from "And Just Like That." A character is squatting in the middle of a road in a large city. The bottom of the dress is puffy.
Crepuscular rays over a bay.
The word Thames with a number of London landmarks reflected on the water.
A man in a blue polo shirt reads a large, hardcover wine list.
A bit of sunlight breaks through a small horizontal gap in the clouds at sunrise over a steely-gray bay. A basketball bobs in the water.
A brown dog jumping upward toward the camera with his tongue sticking out.
A sunrise photo over Bayshore Boulevard.
Vídeo panning Hillsborough Bay from Bayshore Boulevard in Tampa.
Orange skies before sunrise over Hillsborough Bay. A metal sculpture sits in the foreground.
Red-dappled clouds over steel-gray water just before sunrise.
Cloud formation in Tampa.
Sunrise over Hillsborough Bay.
Bianca del Rio waving and smiling on a float.
A screen grab of the Nine Perfect Strangers overview page on Hulu.
Sunrise over Hillsborough Bay in Florida, framed by a break in a concrete balustrade.
An urban river scene at night with minarets in the background.
The Paramount Plus interface on Apple TV.
A sign saying “more cowbell.”
Simpsons screen grab: Martin, the class nerd, is running for class president and says “In a sample taken in this very classroom …”
A screengrab of Barney from “The Simpsons” hitting the ground with a baseball bat and shouting, “Snakes! Snakes everywhere!”
A bowl of broken Oreos.
A photo of a very large matte black catamaran docked in San Diego. In the foreground, there is a bird who seems unimpressed.
A handsome bearded guy holding up Lady Gaga and Madonna album covers.
A billboard that says the next Buc-ee’s is 1,327 miles away.
A handsome bearded man smiling in the foreground. A large flamingo statue in the background.
Photograph of a sunrise occluded by a swirling pattern clouds over choppy water.
A screen grab of an ad for Jardiance, a prescription drug, featuring the words "life-threatening bacterial infection between and around the anus and genitals" in the fine print.