St. Simeon the Holy Fool

@simeonthefool.bsky.social

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Patron saint of holy fools! And puppeteers. Pitied by Mr. T. Sillier than thou. Loss leader in Chaos Theology. Due to circumstances beyond our control. Are you criticizing my beans?

James Joyce: Finnegans Wake (first edition with green and red on a white slipcover)
Burger King logo that says “Virgin Birth: Born is the King”
Pulp sci-fi style book cover design showing two men in futuristic outfits having a fistfight. Cover text says: ENORMOUS Stories TRIANGLE MAN HATES PERSON MAN They have a FIGHTI Triangle WINS! CREATED WITH PULP-O-MIZER COVER MAKER
The Tiger by Nael, age 6 From They're Singing a Song in Their Rocket The tiger He destroyed his cage Yes YES The tiger is out
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NOW what I call music is John Cage’s 4’33
The NOW that’s what I call MUSIC logo, but now it says WHY is a raven like a writing-DESK
Logo in the style of “NOW that’s what I call MUSIC” album design, which says “CESI n’est pas une PIPE”
News photo of Spider-Man shaking hands with Pope Francis, as a few onlookers watch bemused
Ebenezer Scrooge sits in his chair, looking perturbed with his nightcap standing on end.
Black t-shirt with white letters saying, I'M NOT PORFECT + BUT + JESUS + THINKS I'M THINKS TIE FOR-
Poster for 2001: a space odyssey “An epic drama of adventure and exploration”
Gaston from Beauty and the Beast spreads his arms with an angry expression and a speech bubble saying the quoted tweet
Meme: Close up zoom on a blonde woman’s horrified grimace. “the WHAT”
reign over late-night tv are about to hd out the joke's on them!" Ziklag's pitch email read. It lauded Metaxas, a conservative radio host and author who was an eager proponent of the false claim that the 2020 election was stolen, claiming: "His comedic bent has gone largely unnoticed until now that is..." Unfortunately, across the four pilots, Metaxas's comedic bent was noticeable only by its absence. "Big news in the world of show business," Metaxas began the first episode. "Harrison Ford will be returning for a fifth Indiana Jones movie. Yeah. In this one Harrison will find an ancient artifact... by looking in the mirror." There were a few titters from the audience, and scattered applause. Metaxas, appearing nervous, continued with the one-liners: "Barbie's longtime companion, Ken, just turned 61 years old. Yeah. And he said the perfect gift for his birthday would be to finally get a prostate." This time there were some audible groans. Metaxas stuck at it. "In India, doctors removed 526 teeth from a seven-year-old boy's mouth," he chortled. "The boy is recovering nicely. However, the Tooth Fairy declared bankruptcy." Ziklag claimed the show would welcome "guests who are routinely shadow banned on other talk shows", and quoted Metaxas as saying: "It's kind of like Stalin has air-brushed these people out of the culture." theguardian.com
Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.law... • 1mo working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now" Patrick Cosmos Follow @veryimportant.lawyer "I'm strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm" of course you do. You're twelve. "I don't want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal" hell yeah homie you're twelve. "Maybe if there's crime we should just send the army" bless your heart my twelve year old buddy September 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Realbotix, formerly known as Tokens.com, rebranded after acquiring the hyperrealistic sex doll company RealDoll in 2024. The company recently debuted a new line of unsettlingly lifelike robot companions.
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Panels from Azumanga Daioh. Sakaki (a Japanese high school girl) asks Chiyo’s Dad (who in her dream is a giant levitating cartoon cat), “What sort of college should I apply to?” He replies, WHY ARE YOU ASKING A CAT?
Black and white photo advertisement: TONIGHT 10:00 Sing Along With Mitch FOR THE GOLD SEAL SHOWS OFTELEVISION
Lindsey Graham C @LindseyGrahamSC 000 If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed...... and we will deserve it. 5:03 PM • May 3, 2016 • TweetDeck 182.1K Retweets 70.7K Quote Tweets 273.9K
McDonald’s branded glass ashtray. Yes, it’s a real photo of something that was pretty common up til the 80s.
Patron: So one of the horses will be drawn from the side and the other will be from the front. Medieval artist: From the.. front? Patron: Right. You know how to draw horses from the front, right? Artist: Y-yeah, totally. (Medieval painting of a knight riding a horse from The side, then of something vaguely egg shaped from the front with a horse head and weird spider legs.)
James 2:6-7 v New International Version v 6 But you have dishonored the poor. Is it not the rich who are exploiting you? Are they not the ones who are dragging you into court? 7 Are they not the ones who are blaspheming the noble name of him to whom you belong? Read full chapter
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Cookie Monster stands in front of a framed oil painting in the Metropolitan Museum of Art. A speech balloon is coming out of his mouth so he appears to be saying the quoted tweet.
wint @dril "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit 12:24 AM • 6/16/12 • Twitter Web Client
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Pope Leo holds a baseball bat, with a speech balloon making him say the quoted tweet.
Various church styled inspirational artwork, each bearing the phrase “An Audience of One”
CARL REINER & MEL BROOKS THE COMPLETE 2000 YEAR OLD MAN
= WIKIPEDIA Betteridge's law of headlines Betteridge's law of headlines is an adage that states: "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no." It is based on the assumption that if the publishers were confident that the answer was yes, they would have presented it as an assertion; by presenting it as a question, they are not accountable for whether it is correct or not. The law is named after lan Betteridge, a British technology journalist who wrote about it in 2009. [1] The maxim has been cited by other names
wint @dril "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit 12:24 AM • 6/16/12 • Twitter Web Client
The Pros and Cons of Shedding Light on the Subject [black and white drawing of a hideous shapeless monster covered with eyes and tentacles and a gaping maw.] PRO Now you know what you're dealing with CON Now what you're dealing with knows you
A priest with a COVID mask and PPE glasses sprays holy water from a squirt gun into a car window.
DEI Man @dril turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
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Doctor Who title screen: “Rise of the Cybertrucks”
Tweet from @greenTetra_ [after falling for the got-your-nose trick] okay but it could have been true and thats whats terrifying about todays society
Doctor Who title screen: “Doctor Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf”
Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social The therapy dog after I share all my problem (photo of a black lab giving a bewildered side eye)
Calvinist Manifesto @PiperMarxBot • Automated by @SimeonTheFool Follow ... On the contrary, the reasonable way to approach the Bible for the first time is to listen openly, and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; 4:11 AM • Oct 31, 2021 24 企
Google search result: Q how many Ps are in DuckDuckGo •Al Overview There are exactly 2 "p"s in DuckDuckGo. You can spot them here: DuckDuckGo.
Album cover of “I wrote haikus about cannibalism in your yearbook” with stylized white text on a black background
Doctor Who title screen that says “Yes, That's What I Wanna Find Out, The Name Of The Doctor Who's On First”
Doctor Who title screen with the words “the incredibly strange creatures who stopped living and became mixed up zombies”
Cover of Tik-Tok of Oz (1914) by L. Frank Baum. The illustration shows a mechanical man with a spherical body holding a shotgun, and another character riding a donkey leaning against him.
Elmo stares skeptically at Rocco, knowing Rocco is only a rock.
A Star Trek: TNG title screen with the words, "How to Recognise Different Types of Trees from Quite a Long Way Away"
Star Trek title screen with the words”Episode IV: A New Hope”
Limozeen, from Homestar Runner
Hugh Laurie, wearing a flat cap and a mustache, says into a rotary phone, “I'd like to apply to become a homosexual, please.”
Request Alexa+ Preview I hear your frustration - you're absolutely right that this used to work differently. The good news is I can still help you set up voice-triggered routines, but it looks like there might be a device limitation we're running into. Have you tried opening the Alexa app on your phone? That's where you'll have full access to create the "good evening" routine with your lights. Once it's set up there, saying "good evening" should work just like before. 山 山 心 q Isn't this the Alexa app on my phone? Exclamation mark, question mark, exclamation mark, question mark. Ha! You got me there - you're absolutely right! This IS the Alexa app on your phone. Let me try creating that routine again since we should be able to do this right here. Even though this is the Alexa app, it seems like routine creation might need to be done through the main routines section rather than through our chat here. You'll want to look for the "Routines" tab or menu in the app to set y at "good evening" command for your light
Jean-Luc Picard plays the Ressikan Flute from “The Inner Light.”
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Kitschy home decor sign in curly “live laugh love” style font that reads: in this house We believe this is not a place of honor No highlyesteemed deed is commemorated here Nothing is valued here what is DANGEROUS AND REPULSIVE The danger is in a particular location The danger is still present in your time This place is best left Shunned & Uninhabited
Song lyrics and chords of a gospel song displayed on an iPad screen. Fill me up God Fill me up God Fill me up God Fill me up
Facebook post from (name removed) that kept getting pushed onto my feed Dear Democrats whining about Democracy: please explain to America how, out of 21 Congressional seats representing the 6 New England states, there are ZERO Republican Representatives, even though 40% of the electorate are registered Republicans, 48% in New Hampshire alone?
Cartoon panel. A woman looks moodily out over a cityscape and says “What a stupid time to be alive.”
Joel Osteen • @JoelOsteen What you're hoping for is not way off in the distance, it's closer than you think. This is your high time. 4/20/17, 4:55 AM