Similiterate

@similiterate.bsky.social

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I like bees and dinosaurs and collective action and gin and cats. She/her

A white and orange cat basking in the sunshine on a brick wall. His eyes are closed, there is not a single thought in his brain
A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents hides smugly behind a red baseball jersey with the name MURPHY and number 20
Third graders sitting on a classroom carpet during their virtual visit with a Skype a Scientist scientist
A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents, wearing a red and black check harness, is sitting on the seat of a Lime ride share bike. Why is he up there? How will he reach the pedals? Is there a market for cat bikes?
A pencil drawing of a platypus standing upright and smiling, wearing a fedora. The drawing is titled Platypus with the same hat and a platypus tail, styled after Perry the Platypus from Fineas and Pherb.
A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents is using his tabby cat sister as a pillow on top of several blankets
A buttered croissant that looks alarmingly like a sleepy white cat with toasted marshmallow accents on a soft red blanket
A dramatically lit white cat with toasted marshmallow accents sits on top of a standing mirror. There are portraits of skeletons behind him. His tail is curled towards him like a gently beckoning finger. He is staring at you. It doesn’t matter to him if you hear what he has to say but - what do you have to lose?
A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents wearing a red and black check harness and a leash and a man in a black sweater are waking away from the camera on the sidewalk surrounded by leafy trees on a fall afternoon, like they’re walking out of frame in the last show of a movie about two guys being pals
A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents is curled up a-snoozing in a cat bed shaped like a shark with an open mouth.
A small dragon that strongly resembles a tabby cat sits on top of her hoard of tote bags, guarding them against any intruders who were silly enough to run out of eggs and need to go to the store.
A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents is curled up on a sewing kit. His face is upside down and resting on one of his back paws, which is turned to display a tantalizing array of shiny pink toe beans. He’s a natural born salesman.
Ghost Pokémon Gengar
In a room lit with spooky blue light, a totally normal human farmer stands wearing overalls and a straw hat, carrying a scythe. Does this person look like a skeleton? That’s strange. It’s human farmer, Bill Door. Definitely not a skeleton.
A gray and brown tabby cat stares directly into the camera with big green eyes. ATTENTION!! An cat. Thank you.
A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents has cleverly camouflaged into a woven basket full of reusable tote bags. He WILL run errands with you and it WILL be delightful, consarnit.
A white cat with toasted marshmellow accents and wearing a red and black check harness in standing on his back paws to peer over a low brick wall. It is night but brightly lit by streetlights. This is not helping him hunt crickets
In the foreground, a green-eyed tabby cat with an orange collar stares wide-eyes above the camera. What does she see? What does she know? What multitudes does she contain? If we could but speak the same language - what wonders we might learn! In the background, Mr. Pickle. It is exactly what it sounds like. He probably also contains multitudes.
A white metal mailbox hanging from a brick wall painted yellow. One corner of the mailbox is covered in a spiderweb and a little brown spider just chilling. While no menace is intended, the little brown spider has conquered this home, and for legal purposes is the inhabitant. The spider will do its best to pay bills and attend to jury summonses.
A tabby cat Queen sits in the shadows of a brown cardboard box, which itself sits in a white cardboard box. Standing in front, prepared for small flies, moths, and wholeass dragons, a white-with-toasted-marshmallow-accents Siamese mix Knight of the Realm. There are cat toys strewn about the hardwood floor of a long hallway, proof of their conquests.
Top left: woman in background lying in bed playing on a Switch, ignoring the cats in the foreground. Two cats in a blue fabric tunnel. White cat with toasted marshmallow accents is licking the brown and gray tabby. Bottom left: woman in background blurs slowly out of existence. Same cats pause. Right: cats in tunnel only. The toasty ghosty cat is practicing a left hook on his sister whose mouth is open to protest.
Folks forlorn gray and brown striped tabby is lying on or under several blankets, one paw outstretched in front of her, chin resting on the other. Teacherhuman goes back to work soon. Who will do her midmorning rainbow string now? HOW DARE.
A woman in a tank top, shorts, and sandals is dressed incorrectly for scrambling up the reddish rocks of Garden of the Gods park. Her tongue is sticking out and she wears an expression of vague befuddlement. There is an awful lot of sky here and she does not trust it. What do they need all this sky for anyway?
A gray and brown striped tabby cat sits with her head cocked to one side in a bathroom sink. She is fed up with this kind of treatment and is fully prepared to strike.
A gray and brown striped tabby cat sits, looking sleepy, in a fabric bin on top of a folded towel. She is achieving her dreams.
Top image: A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents peeks out from a tissue box that is open at the side. Bottom image: The same cat has pushed his face through the tissue box more and looks like he is grinning. He’s very proud of his deception. You were definitely fooled. You thought it was a box of tissues.
A brown and gray striped tabby cat stands on a bookshelf, looking extremely unsure about her literacy abilities.
White cat with toasted marshmallow accents crouches on a wooden shelf surrounded by kitchen appliances including a food processor and a Kitchenaid stand mixer.
A gray and brown striped tabby cat stands thoughtfully on a laptop keyboard. She lovingly handcrafts trivia questions for her trivia hosts every week. They normally say GGJJKNDJJNNJJnnnnn because she is not very good at typing.
A wooden beehive frame covered in bees. The queen, who is bigger and has no stripes, is prominent in the foreground.
A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents is curled up on a red blanket. One leg is sticking out, creating a shape resembling an uppercase letter Q.
A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents wears a red and black checked harness and is lying on a sidewalk. Shadows from a fence cross his back legs and tail.
A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents sits on a red blanket. A Nintendo Switch showing an inventory screen from Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom is leaning against him.
A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents sits in a wicker basket on a windowsill. The window has security bars with a fancy design. The cat thinks you are probably late for an appointment, but it’s fine, come in and sit down and have a chat.
A screenshot from the Disney animated movie Aristocats in which brightly colored cats (green, red, blue, yellow) are playing musical instruments (bass, accordion, some kind of trumpet, some string thing, I do not know what instruments actually are) on top of a pink piano, which is played by a red Siamese cat plays piano. The white block text at the bottom has been altered so that instead of EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A CAT it reads EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A CRAB.
A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents is curled up on top of a blue fabric box with white polka dots. Above him is a poster with an anatomical illustration of a skull. This is his office, and he has an open door policy from 4:45-5:00 pm daily (which is when he screams at you for dinner).
A gray striped tabby cat sits in a blue fabric tunnel, reaching out for a rainbow string toy. Mondays, amirite
Two pictures of rubber ducks. On top, a robot duck has gotten just ahead of the others. Below, the robot duck is so far behind the rest it’s almost out of focus.
In the top image, two cats sit on black leather-looking chairs. The cat in the left background is white with toasted marshmallow accents and the cat in the right foreground is a brown and gray stripped tabby. In the bottom left image, the tabby cat is resting her chin on a person’s hand and is asleep, trapping that person to this day. In the bottom right image the white cat is asleep directly in front of the camera, his head sideways and a little kitty smile on his face while he dreams of pure unbridled destruction.