Simon scarfe

@simon.bsky.social

586 Followers 475 Following

Love to play with software. Some people pay me to do it. Play guitar with little skill or discipline, sometimes it sounds like jazz. But really, all you need to know is that about 80% of my wittering is about #TheTraitors

Your results: 64% Woke 55% Techbro 53% Hopepilled 75% Davos Closest match: Kier Starmer
picture of southampton fans making mocking binoculars gesture at the Middlesbrough game.
Info graphic showing table of season ticket in German league. Ranges from 150 € at tsg hoffenheim, up to 260 at Dortmund. Bayern sits at third
Screen grab from battle royale. Depicts the winter of the previous game, a young girl, holding a bloody stuffed pig with a sinister grin on her face.
Headline - “Funeral director admits preventing 30 burials and theft”
Screenshot of glitched out Balatro screen. Round score NANeINF.
Letterboxd graph showing 5 columns, one for each whole star rating
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Table of Edward still’s managerial records. 3 teams, win percentage of 40%, 11.76% and 0%.
Screenshot of my Balatro stats - 100% completion. Best hand 2.456e268. Highest ante - 32. Most money - $8624. Best win streak 7.
Bart Simpson “say the line” meme. Punchline - “along come Norwich”.
Screenshot of my BlueSky feed Adrian Lincoln Two missed pens for the fantasy team this afternoon Benjamin Wills My FPL has had two saved penalties today Imao
Screenshot from overcast. Pinkun podcast - “reaction: Liam manning sacked”
Mural in Middleton. Features portraits of Steve Coogan as Alan partridge (bonus “cook pass babtridge” graffiti) and Paul Scholes.
Screenshot of my Letterboxd rated films for OCTOBER 2025: Vampire's Kiss 1988 - 5 stars Deadstream 2022 - 4 stars Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa 2013 - 5 stars A Cure for Wellness 2016 - 3 stars The French Connection 1971 - 5 stars
Balatro screenshot. Round score 8.5e191. Jokers - blueprint blueprint mime baron dna brainstorm brainstorm.
Score page for Balatro - shows 2.456e268 as best hand
It’s a phone screen capture of deflemask playing a silly little loop.
Balatro game over screen. Best hand 2.456e268. Ante 32.
This is Hardcore - Pulp
Screenshot of Balatro stats screen. High score 8.490e157
Balatro stats screenshot. Progress:100%
Another word of the week section from school news letter: EXPLORERS See Tapestry CREATORS Daydreaming DISCOVERERS Rancid INVENTORS Courageous ADVENTURERS Potential
Advanced Improv Practice Guide Ron Miller, 1991 Before starting your daily practice routine, read and seriously consider the following: A. DAILY AFFIRMATIONS 1. How fortunate l am that in this life I am one who has been allowed to create beauty with music. 2. It is my responsibility to create peace, beauty and love with music. B. I WILL BE KIND TO MYSELF 1. IT IS ONLY MUSIC 2. No matter the level of my musical development, how good or bad I think I play, it is only music and I am a beautiful person. 3. I will not compare myself with my colleagues, if they play beautifully I will enjoy it and be thankful and proud that I am a member of their brotherhood. 4. There will always be someone with more musical abilities than my own as there will be those with less. C. REASONS TO PLAY MUSIC 1. To contribute to the world's spiritual growth. 2. To contribute to my own self-discovery and spiritual growth. 3. To pay homage to all great musicians, past and present who have added beauty to the world. D. RID YOUR SELF OF THE FOLLOWING REASONS FOR BEING A MUSICIAN 1. to create self-esteem 3. to manipulate 2. to be "hip" 4. to get rich or famous
Screenshot of word of week from said newsletter. Reads: “EXPLORERS See Tapestry CREATORS Gobble DISCOVERERS Cantankerous INVENTORS Apartheid ADVENTURERS Assignment”
A screenshot of dan's post in my discover feed
Google ai text for search “man who can do everything”: A man who can do anything is often referred to as omnipotent or versatile. The term "omnipotent" suggests absolute power and the ability to do anything, while "versatile" describes someone adaptable and capable of performing a wide range of tasks.
Alan Cumming in a wedding dress, white dinner jacket and white tie.
Robbie Williams (The Monkey from Better man) high on cocaine pictured with Tupac
ICW Grado “It’s yer sel” T-shirt
Image of ChatGPT's interpretation of me after asking why it inferred I was a man. It is someone who clearly presents as a man, wearing a three piece suit, with short hair and no face.
Screenshot of gmail search, complete with threads beta invite from 2010
Text message with text “Hi sir but this is super random but I got a question about a Xbox account you have called"frowned" was wondering if I could have the account if you didn't use it anymore. The reason I found it was because your number and gamertag were released in a data breach for everyone to see.if you don't wanna give it for free I could pitch in $10-20 if need please give me a reply back thank you.”