Simon Hampel

@simon.hampel.au

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▪️Founder of @propertychat.com.au and @zoochat.com ▪️Software developer: PHP, Laravel, XenForo ▪️Lives in Sydney, Australia 🇦🇺

Comic: Death knocking on GitHub door after leaving a trail of blood coming from Cloudflare and then Azure doors.
Comic: The #1 programmer excuse for legitimately slacking off: "Github is down". "Hey! Get back to work!" "Cloudflare & GitHub are down" "Oh. Carry on."
Meme: You were supposed to prevent outages, not become one! (Cloudflare). Image: Obi-wan and Anakin.
Sydney Opera House and the Sydney Harbour Bridge as seen from Mrs Macquarie's Chair
Cover of Isaac Asimov's book "The Complete Robot" released in 1982
Meme: Old Captain America at the end of Avengers End Game "LinkedIn: Follow Anthony Albanese - Prime Minister of Australia at The Australian Government" "Capitain America: No ... No I don't think I will"
Meme from Dude, Where's My Car? "And then? No! No and then!"
Captcha image "select the image that best match the theme of the sample image". Completely unsolveable.
Unplanned power outage maps from Ausgrid for the North Ryde / Epping / Denistone area
Weather radar showing very heavy thunderstorm passing through Sydney
Plate holding three pink macarons
Stock photo of someone interacting with a dolphin
My Factorio play time: 3,949 hours
David Tennant In Places He Shouldn't Be meme
Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life, until you die.
Large bowl of Chicken Caesar salad
Current temperature in Penrith NSW 37.1C - forecast maximum 39C
Chocolate milkshake syrup - Cottees, Hershey's, Edlyn, Monin
Obiwan Kenobi: That's no moon.
Interviewer: Can you explain the gap in your CV? Me: I spent 6 hours formatting it in Google Docs and you've opened it in Word
Gartner Research's Hype Cycle diagram
Meme: monkey puppet Today is "Visit the Zoo Day" People on @ZooChat <looking sheepish> because they visited the zoo yesterday and a few days before that, and last week too.
Meme: Sméagol and Déagol fishing Sméagol: Let's go home and watch the LotR extended editions! Déagol: Extended editions? The theatrical editions are long enough bro lol Sméagol: <looks at Déagol incredulously> Sméagol: <choking Déagol on the ground>
Meme: scene from Lord of the Rings where Frodo, looking haggard, looks up at Sam with suspicion. Friend: Lord of the Rings is on Netflix Me: They're the theatrical editions Friend: So? Me: *looks up with suspicion and disgust*
Mug and coaster with the writing "Dad jokes: it's how eye roll"
XKCD comic - How standards proliferate (there are now 15 competing standards)
Female King Parrot looking at me through the window
Random pieces of wood remaining after cutting up an old bed base.
PreSonus Eris Sub8 subwoofer
Micro USB cable with cable tie label describing what type of cable it is
Satisfactory
List of unraid drives
Sideshow Alley at the Royal Queensland Show sourced from Maki's Art - By Cozzie1996 - Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=47817829