simona 🤹🏻‍♀️

@simonasplace.bsky.social

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22 y/o emo nerd 🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ mask wearer, ai hater she/her meow :3c

a collection of comics and stickers including: DeadEndia, Gynoid Distribution's Afternoon Affair, She Must Be Ugly and Magical Beatdown by Jenn Woodall, The Lavender Variety, two puppygirl stickers from DOGHAUS, a sticker that reads "YURI YURI YURI", and a sticker of a severed zombie hand holding an eyeball on the tip of its finger, and a sticker of a punk woman with text boxes reading "you have just been cancelled, what do you do?" and then three options which are all "Kill"
a close up picture of simona wearing white, pink, purple, and blue clown makeup looking directly into the camera with a flat expression on her face
The Innocence Test Heathen (71) you like to have a good time, but know when to reign yourself in. good for you. just don't make too many bad choices.
Your Nonmonogamy Compass Results relationship-compass.com red dot in the square labeled "polycule slutcloud"
i don't use ai i'm not a fucking loser
simona wearing pink and black cat ears, with annabeth wearing white arctic fox ears
a penis drawn on @gayannabeth.bsky.social's arm with kirby as one of the testicles
a text conversation reading: "im gonna shower soon" "N000000000 WHYYYYY"
Anonymous said: Thoughts on mpreg??? dyatlovpassingprivilege: we have to keep trying
The only correct way to talk to transbians: Compliment them immediately. Doesn't matter if it's their outfit, their voice, their eyes-just make sure they know they're hot. Bonus points if they get flustered. Use their yearnings as a second language. If you're not at least a little dramatic about how breathtakingly beautiful they are and how you'd absolutely perish if they so much as brushed their fingers against your cheek, are you even trying? Tease them just enough to make them squirm. A little playful banter, a well-placed "Oh? You like that?" and suddenly they're blushing and looking away, which is exactly the desired outcome. Be gay. Be so gay. Every sentence should be at least 30% flirting, 50% sapphic pining, and 20% sheer lesbian chaos. Remind them they're gorgeous, wanted, and absolutely irresistible. Because they are. And they should know it.
OBJECTION! von karma: nya mew meow mrrp purrrrrr
excerpt from a medical report from my cardiologist "Problem List: Bicuspid aortic valve. No stenosis or regurgitation. Biologic male. Gender transformation."
Wait is...is it possible? *googles man and woman kissing* I couldn't find anything conclusive but I Frankensteined some yuri and yaoi together to help visualize it. Have you guys ever seen anything like this? (picture of anime boys kissing spliced with a picture of anime girls kissing in a way that looks like the boy and girl are kissing)
Everything We Know About Angela, Thor's Transamorous Lesbian Sister Joining Marvel Rivals by Abby Monteil
i don't use ai i'm not a fucking loser
two nintendo 3DSs, one of them installing CTGP-7, on top of a laptop with a "how to mod your 3ds" tutorial on the screen
NEWS | HOLLOW KNIGHT SILKSONG WILL NOT BE COMING TO WII U DESPITE 2014 KICKSTARTER GOAL TEAM CHERRY LIED - BRING BACK #SILKSONGFORWIIU
a monarch butterfly chilling on a leaf
balatro game over screen best hand: 1.453e58 chips (high score) most played hand: high card (69) ante: 20 (high score) round: 63 (high score) defeated by: the psychic
Jock-Nerd/Prep-Goth Test Result: You are 82.7% Goth, 78.2% Nerd, placing you in the LARP category.
in discord messages, foxx5136 says: "Thank you Gerard Way for doing 9/11" "Wait no"