Simon Buckmaster

@simonbuckmaster.net

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aka @forgottentowel • Chief Design Officer @nebula.tv • he/him • Nantes

Sicko with sickOS t-shirt: "Yes… ha ha, fully transparent Liquid Glass!"
iOS 26 home screen. The screen is entirely black except for the red notification dots of icons lost to the void. An empty dock mourns the memories of apps past. In the distance, sirens.
Duolingo screenshot: "She never eats breakfast every morning."
Finder window: "Moving 5 items to "Bin" Indeterminate progress bar
"Trump says Iran war is ‘very complete, pretty much’ as economic toll rises"
tvOS error modal: "Testing for this app version has ended. Check the TestFlight app for any testing updates."
search results for “koro”, the name of both an online food shop and a delusional disorder
Triumph Scrambler 1200 XE at approximately 1°C
Old man yells at Cloudflare
Frame from Full Metal Jacket (1987)
brat but there's no b so it's rat
Text in settings for Clock.app on iOS 26: "This app will no longer receive updates because its associated app marketplace was deleted."
"CALIFORNIA SCORES MORE CLEAN ENERGY RECORDS: 9 IN 10 DAYS THIS YEAR PARTIALLY POWERED BY 100% CLEAN ENERGY"
a finger curls on the cursed monkey’s paw…
your engineers were so preoccupied with whether they could accurately simulate the physical properties of glass in a computer operating system user interface… something something
it me
Buzz Lightyear meme: “Glass"
Moe throws Barney meme: Moe is the Show Fewer Shorts button, Barney is YouTube Shorts
a diptych comprised of a screenshot of a diptych joke next to a screenshot of another diptych joke
Graphic posted by The Democrats account: a huge bulleted list in a single column, my eyes, the goggles do nothing
The enabled 'Download new updates when available' toggle in macOS Software Update settings
⚠️ Something went wrong. What happened?
Ivory consular diptych of Areobindus, Byzantium, 506 AD
Chidi Anagonye in The Good Place