Simon Harris

@simondo65.bsky.social

372 Followers 308 Following

Software engineer at @imperialcollegeldn.bsky.social, doing research in orthopaedics. Loves model trains, science fiction and vintage microprocessors, doesn't own an anorak. Also likes to cook and take photographs, not necessarily of my cooking.

"I need to take 3 prescription medicines together. Two round pills and one capsule. I'm 60 and it still never fails to make me laugh when they arrange themselves in my palm as a cock and two balls."
Bar chart of lengths of wars. Afghanistan: 543 weeks Iraq: 457 weeks Vietnam: 439 weeks US civil war: 209 weeks World War II: 196 weeks (wrong, it was 313 weeks) Korean War: 161 weeks War of 1812: 139 weeks Iran ‘Excursion’ 6 weeks - really? Seems more like 10 weeks. Seems to be ignoring a war Trump promised to end on his first day, currently at 220 weeks.
Model railway at Aalborg Station in Denmark.
Search for Melania on Netflix and it suggests documentaries on Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell instead (Amazon bought Melania)
Hotel lights look like cupcakes.
Penguin in gas mask image from 2013 Istanbul protests.
Trump: We’re not going to have Russia or China as a neighbour. Okay?
Info display at Gare de Nord showing Windows MyComputer and Trash icons
Open window next to a sign saying *Urgent* Please make sure the window is closed. The pigeons are getting in.
Dribbling piss at festivals.
Screenshot from today's guardian. Left: Gaza, Right: Kyiv. Basically the same picture yet we only have an arms embargo against Russia.
Thundery showers and light winds from mid-day.
Scientists say mini black holes could be hiding in objects around you
Horse chestnut blossom
Brunsviga mechanical calculator.
Blusky users hit 34567890