SIMONE 🩷

@simonee.bsky.social

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i have many thoughts opinions and interests | they/she | jew for a free Palestine born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it https://linktr.ee/parasocialyte

classic soft serve vanilla waffle cone with rainbow sprinkles
Selection of pokemon cards. One jumbo Mega Zygarde EX and a matching regular size, both pro cards. Mega Zygarde EX (regular), Decidueye EX, Mega Skarmory EX, Mega Clefable EX, and of course the Mega Sharpedo EX special illustration rare
My hand, holding the Mega Sharpedo EX special illustration rare pokemon card.
Mega Zygarde EX Premium Collection (pokemon card box)
Black cat walking through a garden
Freeze frame of Brennan Lee Mulligan with his arms in the air but they look like just tubes because the blur kind of made his arms look weird
Tiktok edit of Gravity Falls set to Into The Woods
Lucy Frostblade, a teenage girl with blue skin and vitiligo wielding a spiked mace
Mirror selfie of me, Simone, a white woman(?) with dark brown hair that has been pinned back except for my bangs and a couple loose strands. I have blue eyes and I am wearing a white button down shirt that is not buttoned over a slip dress that is not visible in the picture
Screenshot of Make Some Noise episode "Uber but on Horseback" Brennan Lee Mulligan is calmly narrating the end of the Great Gatsby as Lou Wilson revs up behind him in a way that clearly indicates he is about to start hollering. I have placed text on Brennan that says "everyone waiting to hear that mitch mcconnell croaked" and text on Lou that says "lindsey graham at 2 am"
The iconic Jaboukie tweet where he impersonated CNN and said: “BREAKING: Joe Biden is not DEAD. He just getting some dick. We've all been there cnn.com” Except i have edited it to be about Mitch McConnell
Tumblr post from @gaphic: why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they're pissed Reblog from same user: my mom: is very slightly annoyed by even one thing me, already feeling bone nausea: I have to get out of this house
Just a shit ton of deranged blocklists that someone called @anactualgardevoir.bsky.social put me on, ranging from serious heinous shit to "assholes who think TCG pocket is real cards".
post from Phil Lewis NEW YORK (AP) –– Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are married in elaborate Madison Square Garden ceremony, Swift's publicist says post from @nerdjpg.com Going outside and you feel the heat and you just think oh yeah we need communism real bad
Baron from the Baronies. A fucked up spooky marionette boy with his head turned around the wrong way and a sort of little lord Fauntleroy outfit on
Radiant Charizard from Crown Zenith, shiny Pidgeot EX full art from Paldean Fates
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Crocheted Miffy keychain attached to belt loop on a polka dotted skirt
Rag doll kitten on a leash and harness being held by its owner (face out of frame)
poster for a Pride Market location 603 Hart st bklyn NY 11221 june 27th from 10 am to 4 pm
Assortment of crochet pieces. Purple granny square tote, multicolored blue squid, mothman scrunchie, rose hair clip, bug pin, heart-shaped trinket tray, three pairs of microcrocheted earrings (cherries, seashells, flowers), and a tapestry that says Good Luck Babe!
The crocheted bug with a hot pink felt backing and a pin back attached to him so he may be pinned to things
Funny crocheted novelty scrunchie that looks like Mothman on my wrist. It is made of fuzzy black yarn with red circles for eyes, it also has little antennae and wings
Pearl (from the movie Pearl) cry-smiling hysterically
My hand, holding a crocheted bug that is allegedly a firefly even though i know it's not an accurate one
A small crocheted blue swirled seashell
Screenshot from Try Not To Laugh #149 Zac Oyama hands various cartoony weapons to Tommy Bowe while saying "I had choice paralysis."
Angela Giarratana wrapped in a burrito blanket
Screenshot from youtube video Our First Time Playing Resident Evil 8 (Part 3) Channel: Smosh Games Angela and Amanda cuddle in the background as Spencer plays Resident Evil
Bad two-sentence horror story: Berry loved to play in the snow But so did the meat worm.
Snorlax
(from left to right) Siobhan Thompson, Rekha Shankar, and Lily Du armed with pretty dinky piñata bats approaching Sam Reich (off camera) at different levels of unhinged
Screenshot of the thumbnail for the music video of Night Shift by Lucy Dacus
Two cups of gelato, one is a mauve color and is blackberry flavored, the other is light green and is pistachio flavored
Chauncey on my bed sitting all weird with her legs in the air and one of her feet in her mouth
Screenshot of me having received the Dare Bird Trophy from Blue Prince
Chauncey in her backpack carrier
Camera pointed at the sky, you can hear people screaming and celebrating, fireworks going off, New York by Ja Rule is playing
Chauncey (torbie cat) on my lap cuddle time
Chauncey (torbie cat) cuddled on my lap, reaching up onto my chest
Chauncey curled up on my lap
Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls wearing her iconic shooting star sweatshirt, which I own a replica of, and which Chauncey is sleeping on
Chauncey (torbie cat) on my lap on a hot pink sweatshirt
Chauncey (torbie cat) hunting her pray (ribbon toy)
Chauncey sleeping curled up with one of her paws over her face
Chauncey (torbie cat) sleeping curled up on my bedspread
Knicks fan edit set to Yorktown/The World Turned Upside Down from Hamilton
Chauncey (torbie cat) cuddled up on my lap with her wrist dramatically limped
Baked pie with purple tie dye lattice crust and stars, little bits of purple filling seeping out from the cracks
unbaked pie with purple tie dye lattice work and a bunch of dough stars
Chauncey (torbie cat) sleeping on my lap
Chauncey in her scratching box looking up at me
Chauncey (torbie cat) on the bed rolling around being very silly sweetie baby
Megan Thee Stallion presenting at the Tony Awards wearing a beautiful silver floral gown with a pattern of silver roses over mesh.
Two cups of fancy gelato. One is a halva pecan caramel and the other is watermelon fennel.
Chauncey on my desk next to my laptop playing an episode of Hard Launch with Dan and Phil.
Chauncey (torbie cat) absolutely ZONKED out on my lap. her little head and arm are laid on my desk chair's armrest. She looks like she is smiling in her sleep.
Chauncey (torbie cat) standing on my giant 1,088 pocket Pokedex binder
Chauncey (torbie cat) on my lap in a beautiful loaf with her eyes closed, enjoying some soft pets on the top of her head.
chauncey (torbie cat) splayed out on my bed silly style