Simone Lasher

@simonelasher.bsky.social

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News media gal, bass player, cat lady, horror fan, movie nerd. I block meme account follows.

Back row: Gray Mofusand plush dressed as a strawberry ice cream cone, a My Melody in a tan teddy bear onesie, a Miffy rabbit in a blue dress, a Hello Kitty dressed as a pink teddy bear, and a Mofusand dressed as a blue whale shark. Front: A chibi plush of a penguin dressed as a blue whale, a Bird Yuen alligator, a pink ghost, a Korilakkuma in a pink dino onesie, a pink wind-up bunny, a Miffy in an orange dress, a Mofusand dressed as a rainbow colored shark, a Hello Kitty in a teal dino onesie, a Bird Yuen lynx (that looks like a cheetah) and a Rilakkuma plush figurine wearing a blue dino onesie, in a box because it’s nice.
A macrame rope hanging in an arc on a wall, with Sanrio plush keychains hanging from it.
A medium sized bear plush holding a strawberry, a large Rilakkuma plush in pajamas, and a large Jurassic Park T-Rex plush
Plush cat Mofusand in a pastel rainbow shark onesie
A pink Sakura-themed Kuromi plush, a Hello Kitty plush wearing a purple sheep onesie with horns, and a Mofusand plush wearing a panda onesie. Also a chibi bear-and-bee hybrid abomination plush.
A large Rilakkuma plush wearing a blue sea monster (?) onesie, with three chibi plushes: a penguin in a blue fish onesie, a tan fuzzy cat with an angry face, and a brown fuzzy bear with an angry face.
A lying-down Korilakkuma plush wearing a bunny ears headband, a huge Korilakkuma plush wearing a pink dino onesie, a large Mofusand cat plush dressed as a red panda. Three Bird Yuen chibi plush (one Siamese cat, two cheetahs), and a Korilakkuma chibi plush in a pink dino onesie.
A large stuffed Sanrio Cinnamoroll plush, a smaller Cinnamoroll plush dressed in a Valentine’s Day outfit, and a tiny flocked plastic Cinnamoroll (from a gashapon machine)
Exterior of the Timberline Lodge in Oregon
Three women looking badass stand in a long hallway covered in music gig posters
Promo shot of Tom from this season’s Great British Bake Off; a tall white man with light red hair and facial hair. He wears a blue jumper, tan apron, and holds a mixing bowl.
An adorable child with a grumpy face but captions that SAY they’re happy for you
A blonde woman is backlit against a white wall, in front of a black table
Headshot of actor Chris Diamantopoulos
Letterboxd last four watched: APOLLO 13, MISS CONGENIALITY 2, CHRISTINE, THIEF
Snippet of an email from the trivia league Learned League, informing the recipient they finished in first place for the season.
A screenshot of a Costco product page. The product is a “Warehouse Cat Scratcher”, a cat scratcher that looks like a Costco warehouse store.
Three good-looking rock-n-rollers stand in front of a neon sign that reads “All You Need Is Love.” A circled logo reads “Diablo Magazine’s Best of the East Bay.” A banner across the bottom of the image reads “Vote! The Dream Tellers for Best Local Band.”
Screenshot of BlueSky showing THE ‘BURBS director Joe Dante liked a post with a photo of my “Satan is good. Satan is our pal” shirt
Blonde woman wearing a black shirt with white text. The text reads: “Satan is good. Satan is our pal.”
A vertical Polaroid depicting a blonde woman holding a pair of red paper lips to her face; the lips have black text that reads “The Lipsmackers”
The marquee of the Chabot Theater, which reads “Now Showing / Castro Valley’s / Cliff Burton Day”
A very grumpy looking gray tabby cat rests her chin on a black blanket
Letterboxd covers of THE VOURDALAK, PRESENCE, LOST HIGHWAY, and the short PREMONITIONS FOLLOWING AN EVIL DEED.
Peaches Christ, left center, in a red dress, clasps her hands as she looks at Tim Curry, seated right center, wearing a black turtleneck.
Chart of all the notes on an electric bass neck in a purple background
A LinkedIn post expressing sympathy for victims of the Los Angeles wildfires, with an AI abomination of people looking sad below it. The people in the abhorrent AI cursed image have mountains on fire behind them, which they are not looking at, because this is a nonsensical computer-generated corrupted depiction of the human condition.
A calico cat sleeps facedown on a cream colored duvet
Paper woodcut style print of a man blowing into a whistle, with “Who is this who is coming?” above his head
A theremin sits on top of a Fender amp. In the background, through a doorway, two tabby cats peer in with concerned faces; a calico cat behind them looks away
Marc Evan Jackson
Rapidly aging guy from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
A large tabby cat looks over at a small calico cat pressed against him
Very large male gray tabby cat smushing his face against a blanketed leg
A small calico cat sits in a wooden dresser drawer
A black cat sits on a bed in front of greet curtains
Simone’s Spotify Wrapped - Top Artist: Metallica
A large smiling sun gazes upon you with blank eyes (from It’s a Small World)
Three women sit in a close group with the Lipsmackers band logo over them, and gig details as follows: Bottom of the Hill, San Francisco Saturday January 4 - Doors at 8 PM With Unresolved, supporting The Furious Tits $15
Three women wearing sweaters or cardigans sit on a bench at a mall