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queer, devotional polytheist, he/him header art of my Dragon Age protagonists by @jadenite.bsky.social

A screenshot of the beautiful Marcia Cross playing an absolutely disgusted (yet impeccably attired) Bree Van de Kamp on 'Desperate Housewives,' featuring a muted green blouse, a tied pink sweater on top, and pearls. Her horror and disgust are palpable.
A screenshot of Mr. Sinister (Nathaniel Essex) illuminated by the bioengineering goop of a cauldron, in a screenshot from X-Men '97. In a chartreuse font above and below the image are the Charli XCX 'Girl, So Confusing' lyrics: "Forgot that inside the icon/There's still a young girl from Essex."
A wildly thirsty emoji depicting eyes closed in bliss and lip-biting, slightly pixelated.
A screenshot of a 2021 tweet showing Kirsten Dunst's Mary Jane Watson advocating for Peter Parker (Tobey Macguire) by saying "his pronouns are they/them" while Peter looks embarrassed behind her.
Cher from Clueless looking overwhelmed by thirst, lost in the lust, gobsmacked by desire.
Britney Spears looking concerned and disapproving while seated as a reality talent competition judge. Her beverage has a Pepsi logo.
a clumsy MS paint drawing depicting a headless stick figure (he's fine) with a gorgeous purple symbol of a scarf worn on his body and awkwardly held to one side at the bottom. the figure would likely be blushing if he had a head. which he does not
Bilbo Baggins from 'The Fellowship of the Ring' holding the One Ring and saying: "After all . . . why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?"
A screenshot from 'Brooklyn 99' showing Gina Linetti speaking at a party, surrounded by psychiatrists and psychologists who are fascinated by what she has going on, mentally. Her face has been clumsily replaced in MS Paint by the face of the vampire Armand following 'The Vampire Lestat' Season 1 which is also 'Interview With The Vampire' Season 3.
A stock photo of a scientist examining a glass beaker full of kelly green liquid. He wears safety goggles and his face is a mask of serious concentration.
An image of DCAU Batman, specifically from Justice League, with his face covered in sweat. He is ill, infected with a pathogen of magical design, but out of this context this is to convey extreme thirst.
The "horny grip" meme featuring a blushing sweating individual, drawn in MS Paint, clutching one's own legs in self-restraint so fiercely as to draw blood, overwhelmed with ardor.
A screenshot of a YouTube comment under crab rave, reading: "YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE AT 3:00 AM EASTERN TIME ON JULY 12, 2026."
A screenshot of a player character in the character creation menu of Vampire Syndicate: Gangs of Moonfall early access. With blue-tinted hair, bare arms, and a muscular twunk body, he's wearing all black with his right forearm covered in some sort of tech gauntlet. His name listed is "Hex Heller." Probably not his birth name.
An article from 'The Independent' showing an empty National Mall Trump fair. "Trump ‘livid’ over crowd size at National Mall state fair, report says: ‘Who thought this was a good idea?’" the headline reads. The next line says: "‘It was an ‘if you build it, they will come’ mentality that failed,’ one source close to the White House said." Girl.
A stricken, shocked Gordon Ramsay says "What on Earth" while holding his spoon aloft on 'Kitchen Nightmares.'
The Onion's "Sickos" meme but clumsily edited in MS Paint to vaguely resemble the DC comics character Lobo with his hair, facial hair, and face markings. The symbol of the house of El, worn by Superman and Supergirl, appears in place of the moon in the night's sky. His shirt reads "LOBOS." He says: "YES ... HA HA HA ... YES!"
A screenshot from The Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) for the Pride 2026 march through Auridon, showing the walk beginning in the north of the island.
A screenshot from The Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) showing a massive, luminous crowd of people in northern Auridon. It's Pride in 2026.
The Onion's "Sickos" meme but clumsily edited in MS Paint to vaguely resemble the DC comics character Lobo with his hair, facial hair, and face markings. The symbol of the house of El, worn by Superman and Supergirl, appears in place of the moon in the night's sky. His shirt reads "LOBOS." He says: "YES ... HA HA HA ... YES!"
Cher from 'Clueless' with her face overcome with thirst and longing to an almost rapturous degree.
The meme of Brian "Limmy" Limond, Scottish comedian, looking horrified and at a loss for words.
The Wicked Queen (Disney's version) serving hag polymorph, her eyes wide in fascination and interest.
The most uncomfortable and uninviting "thanks" imaginable, in a black and white film screenshot.
An Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) screenshot showing an altmer vampire arcanist, whose Tome-Bearer's Inspiration ability is displaying almost horizontally even though that is not the pose of his staff at this time. He is located within the Infinite Archive, with Isobel behind him.
A displeased Mr. Krabs from 'Spongebob Squarepants' appears in the foreground, with Patrick Starr showing a thumbs down and yelling "boo" in the background.
An older meme portraying bitter disappointment.
A Letterboxd screenshot featuring three film titles: The Mandalorian & Grogu, Mortal Kombat II, and Send Help
Miyazaki saying: "I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself."
A 'Spongebob Squarepants' screenshot of Squidward Tentacles with DIckensian soot on his face and nose and stubble around his mouth, the octopod limbs that are analogous to hands bandaged, dressed as a beggar as he sits within a cardboard box. He holds out a mug as if asking for donations. There is a very poorly drawn circular "coin" being dropped into it thanks to MS Paint, and it reads 'extreme horny'
The seal version of the Geordi meme, with a very unhappy looking seal and a peaceful, content looking seal. The cranky seal is next to "The Night Market" and the content seal is next to "The High Seas." Both are in reference to The Elder Scrolls Online's 2026 content.
A movie poster for Hannibal (2001) starring Sir Anthony Hopkins. A wonderful look into how to give a compelling art history lecture that includes meta commentary on a corrupt police officer who is plotting your demise. Plus a lovely look at Asheville, NC's most historic chateau.
A horrific CGI McDonald's kids meal box, with arms and legs and a jarring and nightmarish smile, dating to the mid-2010s. The worst part of this foul homonculus has to be the eyes, which hold a malice that can normally only be found in Badgy from Lower Decks.
An old image of Britney Spears, her face seeming to express pity and patient, polite bewilderment. ALso her top looks like it's a neon orange and magenta which really reminds me of highlighters that were popular around this time.
A zoomed in look at an extremely horny lip-biting emoji.
Lenore, the most relatable character from Castlevania, telling beautiful Hector: "Shush! The real people are talking."
a "yes . . . ha ha ha" sickos meme but clumsily altered in MS Paint to distantly resemble Emperor Sheev Palpatine, with his robe reading "SITHOS" and with "GOOD" in his speech bubble. also the moon behind him is no moon, but the Death Star
An image of someone yelling in distress and grief, illuminated by red-orange light. possibly from 'Breaking Bad'
A clumsily altered bluesky screenshot turning a post into a "poll" using MS Paint, with a box for "mat & emil carwash pinup" checked off
A short clip from Widow's Bay (S01E01) in which Arthur, a travel writer for the New York Times, asks: "Was there cannibalism?" The mayor, Tom, quickly replies: "No." They turn to look at a framed newspaper clipping from centuries earlier, which includes a headline: "CANNIBALISM In God's House."
A screenshot from 'Star Wars: The Clone Wars' in which Maul is Force-choking Bo-Katan Kryze without looking at her, his red chest alluringly visible thanks to a plunging neckline. "Doubt will only lead to failure. Our combined strength will be rewarded. Mandalore will be yours, and Kenobi, this Sith-pretender Dooku, and all our enemies . . . will fall," he says before releasing her.
Below, a link to "Battle of the Billionaires: What's at Stake as Elon Musk and Sam Altman Face Off in Court," by Vanity Fair. Above, a screenshot of Malory Archer from 'Archer.' Perhaps she is delivering a line, but the screenshot includes no captions.
A screenshot of Why (@why.bsky.team)'s profile with "User Blocking You" displayed.
A 'Parks and Recreation' screenshot of Ron Swanson speaking to Ben Wyatt, with a 'boomer' (really Gen X) meme font text that reads: "Thank you friend, that really means a lot to me."
The screenshot meme of Cher, seated in a '90s high school classroom, her face overcome with longing and desire, from the classic film, 'Clueless.'
a "yes . . . ha ha ha" sickos meme but clumsily altered in MS Paint to distantly resemble Emperor Sheev Palpatine, with his robe reading "SITHOS" and with "GOOD" in his speech bubble. also the moon behind him is no moon, but the Death Star
A screenshot from Archive Of Our Own (AO3) showing "Relationships" and lists Sir Jimmy Crystal (28 Years Later), first with /Reader at 52 count and then with /You at 45 count.
a "yes . . . ha ha ha" sickos meme but clumsily altered in MS Paint to distantly resemble Emperor Sheev Palpatine, with his robe reading "SITHOS" and with "GOOD" in his speech bubble. also the moon behind him is no moon, but the Death Star
A Greedfall (2019) screenshot showing my De Sardet in his Congregation of Merchants endgame gear, flanked by Siora and Kurt.
The strong arms solidarity meme from 'Predator'
A screenshot from Greedfall (2019) within the De Sardet residence in New Serene, where Father Petrus, clad in gold ceremonial armor, says: "Didn't I tell you that knowing the underside of politics and dealing with manipulation would serve you well?"
A screenshot of Cher from Clueless, her face overcome with obvious thirst and desire.
A rancid YouTube comment by "raoniluna4091" that reads: "As someone who worships (literally, with burning devotion) generative AI, I'm said it is not being used directly. I'm anxious for the days this "battle" is lost and everything is AI generated. Hope eventually we will only play our own games generated by AI and we will never depend on someone willing to make something I barely tolerate. Like having to shove 3.000 mods and using ToyBox in every aspect of the game so that it kind of becomes bearable, and I'm talking about my favorite game of all time. Imagine the torture on the other games I play. Humans can't make something worthy playing, AI will save me from that. So please, generative AI save me from Crusade Mode, Fort Management, Inquisition Management, Kingdom Management, pointless encounters, time limited events, and so on. Save me from "human touch", and creativity. Amen."
A close-up horizontal rectangle crop of of former President Barack Obama's eyes, appearing momentarily pitiless under an orange filter. This Tumblr meme translates to: "Then perish."
A screenshot of The Monarch from Venture Bros, an ectomorphic cartoon man with distinctive eyebrows, wearing a crown and a gold-and-black butterfly costume, raising his arms as if cheering.
Dr. Saperstein from 'Parks And Recreation' making a reassuring gesture while seated at a conference table, saying: "I know this and I love you."
The Bryan Cranston/Walter White yelling meme, showing a bald and bearded middle-aged man yelling urgently from the back seat of a car.
The "it's free real estate" meme, clumsily edited to read: "It's Free Lanes."
A screenshot of Ziro Desilijic Tiure, better known as Ziro The Hutt.