🔞🚭🚯🚷SIMON KLEINE | ON THAT GAY HOCKEY GRINDSET

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21+. SMUT AUTHOR. PROFESSIONAL YAPPER. ABSOLUTE FREAK. TOO SKILLED FOR MONETARY COMPENSATION. ANTS FEAR ME. MYCOPHOBIC. PLEASE DO NOT SPEAK TO ME OR OBSERVE ME IN MY NATURAL HABITAT (EARTH) OR PERCEIVE ME IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE

Bella, a brown and white domestic shorthair tabby cat, sitting in a square basket on top of a 40-pack of water bottles. Two milk cartons of assorted foodstuffs are in the background.
A teal bowl on a wooden table resting on a napkin. The bowl is filled to the brim with heavily seasoned cucumbers, peppers, chicken, and eggs topped with garlic sriracha, melted Havarti cheese, and largd cubes of ham. A metal fork rests atop the bowl, spearing cheese-coated pieces of red pepper, cucumber slice, and buffalo chicken.
A copper frying pan with heavily seasoned cucumbers, peppers, eggs, and chicken topped with melted Havarti cheese.
A copper frying pan of sliced cucumber, orange, red, and yellow peppers, shredded buffalo chicken, and two eggs on a lit gas stove in the process of being cooked. The ingredients are heavily seasoned.
A diminutive brown tabby on a chocolate brown loveseat covered in cat fur. She's curled up into a little ball, so all that is visible is the hint of a front paw and a grumpy face. Her tail almost entirely conceals her paws. Her scrunched brow suggests that she is contemplating how to best inflict grievous injury upon myself as the cameraman. She is hunched over, yet holds an aggressively powerful presence. Her name is Nutmeg.
A mixed-breed cat, likely of siamese and/or tabby lineage, loafing on hardwood floor. His ear is tipped. He stares at the camera with limpid, despairing eyes. His name is Cleopawtra.