Simon Beard

@simonmbeard.bsky.social

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Founding member of Gourmet Left. Lover of Fender. All views are not my own.

A Candy Apple Red Fender Jaguar nestles in a red velvet lined case.
A cannoli sits on a saucer, next to an espresso, on an orange table. Hythe High Street is in the background.
A pack of 6 sucuk sausages sit on a black worktop.
A pile of sliced courgettes sit on a wooden chopping board.
Mallard, Egyptian Goose, and Feral Pigeons pecking at oats thrown onto some grass.
A Muntjac stares from.some bushes.
A ring-shaped item, possibly a doughnut or beigel, in a hawthorn tree.
A glass, half-full of ice coffee and half-full of foam, sits on a glass table.
An azure blue sky, the sun's glare in the top right.
A lightly rippled green-blue sea, in the lower half of the photo, and a light blue sky,in the upper half.
A tobacco sunburst Epihone Sheraton and cherry Gibson ES-335 recline on a sofa.
A (stuffed) Great Auk in Oxford University Museum of Natural History.
A Candy Apple Red Fender Jaguar nestled in its red velvet-lined case.
An unfinished semi-solid Jaguar body, with chrome parts and tortoiseshell pick guard, sits on a workbench.
A Fostex R8.
A bottle of Harvey's Dark Mild.
Pieces of Charmer Blue, Charismatic, and Saint Giles sit on a wooden board.
A pint of Harvey's sits next to a packet of Ernie Ball Power Slinkies on a fake marble table.
A small, grumpy looking, dark tortoiseshell shell cat, stares down the camera lens.
A table with dish of Prawn Shaslik behind a bowl of Momo Thukpa.
A banana skin lies on the floor of a bus.
A model Spitfire, painted gold with a red propeller hub.
An empty bottle of Marc du Champagne.
A pint of White Rat in a Sharp's glass (how wrong is that?), after a good sip has been taken from it.
A can of ASDA light squirty cream sits on top of a metal bollard.
An unpainted semi-solid Jaguar body.
A small dark tortoiseshell cat asleep on a bath robe.
A Candy Apple Red Fender Jaguar inside a red velvet lined case.
A semi-solid Jaguar lies on a workbench. The body and headstock are plain wood, the fingerboard is ebony with abalone block inserts.
A Jaguar neck, with block inlays in an ebony fingerboard.
Two guitars lean against a sofa. On the left, a sunburst Epiphone Sheraton; on the right, a cherry-red Gibson ES-335.
A plate of Maultaschen, cut into strips and fried.
An absolute pile of food on a table at Ghurka Chautari Restaurant.
Crisps arranged in the shape of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
A packet of Marks & Spencer's Outrageously Chocolatey milk chocolate coated custard creams. (Whch are all mine.)
A pint of Harveys Best Bitter, less one sip, in a Harveys glass sits on a metal table.
A small dark tortoiseshell cat sits on a fireplace, staring at the camera.
A Candy Apple Red Fender Jaguar rests in a red velvet-lined case, waiting for me to set it up.
A cardboard box, containing smoked Herring and smoked Mackerel and a pot of horseradish sauce, sits on a black wooden picnic table. Behind it a pebble beach stretches to the sea.