Simon Little 🍁

@simonplittle.ca

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East Vancouver caricature, cat dad, Canucks/Goldeneyes fan and avid walker. CRJ enthusiast. I write the little news articles you read on your little phone.

Movie poster for the ossysey
Crow themed tarot cards
Two sets of legs on the couch, one person is snuggling a cat
Rice bowl with sauteed broccoli and carrots, pickled cabbage, shredded Korean beef, fried egg, sesame and fried onion
Evil abed from community
Portrait of a floofy cream and grey cat with blue eyes and a pink nose
CNN screen with chyron "the age of reading is over"
Still from Three Kings
Kid Rock helicopter incident
Busy Granville strip
Happy guy sad guy bus meme sad guy: Argentina advances. Happy guy: England eliminated
Two floofy cats drinking from the faucet in a bathtub
Rfk shirtless and in jeans using a workout machine in a sauna while kid Rock does pushups in the background.
A truth social post by trump, posted today, showing a map with the US flag on Canada, Greenland, Cuba and Venezuela
Tweet posted Jan. 6, 2025: @LindseyGrahamSC My only thought today as the states’ electoral votes were listed off: they skipped Canada. We’ll fix that next time!
US Health Secretary RFK Jr swims in creek that flows with sewage and bacteria
In May, community members rallied around the elderly cat after someone filed a complaint against Nutmeg with CVS’ corporate offices. Residents circulated a petition in support of their furry friend and sent messages to the pharmacy chain’s customer-service team online.
George Bush learning about 2nd plane
A plain white square
Simpsons scene, a guy dumping a cooked turkey in the trash
John Oliver on General Hospital saying 'that ain't gawna happen'
Some young activists, though, articulated a political vision that goes far beyond any Trump-campaign pledge. For them, the future of American conservatism should be rooted in a patriarchal version of Christianity and an unapologetic ethnonationalism.
A book titled Bobbie Burgers
Hi Simon, Here is a statement from Rogers Sports & Media: “After a thorough review of our radio stations across the country, we have made the difficult but necessary decision to close Sportsnet 650 and News 1130 in Vancouver. We are grateful to our listeners and to our team for their contributions to the local community.” And here are a few facts for reporting: This is one of six radio stations in four markets closing due to declining audience and revenue trends. Others are news and sports stations in Calgary and news stations in Halifax and Kitchener. We continue to own and operate 44 radio stations in nearly 30 communities across the country and to invest in local news in the impacted markets. Sportsnet will move the radio production of Canucks games to another Rogers Sports & Media owned station in the market. More details to come. Let me know if any Qs. Thanks, Jason
Something else has happened over the past four weeks of this tournament: People from around the world came to our shores and fell in love with our country. The United States’ international standing has been badly damaged in the Trump era—alliances have been strained, bombs have been dropped, foreign aid has been cut—yet waves of foreign visitors have been moved by what they have found. There have been exceptions, and some of the good vibes are surely online fabrications, but for many, the geopolitical tensions have been temporarily set aside. Thousands of Norwegians marveled at the lights of Times Square. Algerians were delighted by the warm welcome they received in Lawrence, Kansas. The Scots drank Boston out of beer. A supposed German tourist went viral for a chain-restaurant tour of the South. The America on display was the land of plenty: full supermarkets, air-conditioning that actually works in a heat wave, endless appetizers and breadsticks. The United States’ soft power now relies less on USAID than on Applebee’s.
A floofy cream and grey cat with blue eyes reclining on a couch and staring reproachfully at me
Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series
A skillet surface with a flour tortilla with Nutella, peanut butter, smarties and a melted kitkat on there. Will soon be a candy quesadilla
Ham
Country pub with a tv showing Canada Day
Two dorks out for a run in wine country
Kids playing in lake
Guy at a baseball game with his hat inside out and a shoe on his head
Dork & hot wife at baseball game
Baseball game at Nat Bailey. Home team in the process of making a base hit
Four panel Simpsons meme Man in suit says: "and shoot the ball in the wide open net, people, I can't stress that enough. Don't just shoot it at the goalie. Marge says: "this is so embarrassing " Homer says: "ball in open net. Hmm. Makes sense"
Date: Tue, Jun 30, 2026 at 10:57 PM Subject: RE: Asking for HELP about more than 200-300 injectable microchips inputted in my body by the Operational CIA To: <Simon.little@cbc.ca> Dear relating members, My name is ...., who has been the victim of the Operational CIA, not the Washington CIA for the last 8 years until now. For now, the Operational CIA members are remotely controlling more than all 200-300 injectable microchips inputted inside of my body through the Save-on-Foods’ deli selling Rotisserie chickens and one of Korean Grocery stores’ raw pork and beef by the O-CIA’s cruel operations with big deals given to Deli worker and meat worker. Please, right away making public all the Operational CIA’s attacks with the protection of me and my privacy, a victim. *I am attaching detailed contents documents: Asking for HELP about Injectable Microchips inputted into my Body’ Thank you.
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Justin wearing sunglasses and being lit and filmed.
hanson the band
A theatre marquee that says "Puppet Show and Spinal Tap"
Mel brooks with a speech bubble
Email: your chance to golf with the Vancouver Canucks