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It’s Groundhog Day…again but the caption instead reads “Petrol prices are up… again”.
Rory, a cream point ragdoll cat sits on a glass dining table next to a still wrapped in plastic baby yoda. Rory has his fangs bared as he says “Raaaa”.
A new pedestrian and cycle crossing in Bradley Stoke, Bristol. Pedestrian side is a zebra crossing. Cycle side is unclear how it will work. Belisha beacons incorporate both crossings.
"Premier league form table for the past 10 games". But the number of games played for the teams is inconsistent: 10, 10, 9, 10, 10, 10, 9, 10, 4, 4. Games lost 1, 1, 1, 3, 3, 0, 2, 4, 10, 13.
Darcy Graham celebrates his try from Finn Russell’s quick restart kick.
Two men in soaking rain captioned “We accidentally abolished child poverty”
A pile of floof on a sofa. A leg sticks out to the left. Another on the right. There should be a head somewhere but it’s missing
A large pan. A black silicone spatula sits in a colourful mixture of onion, peppers, herbs and spices
A narrow street leading to a medieval town square in rural England. A blue sign states: “Filming in progress. Thank you for your patience”. There are some people at the entrance to the square, at least one in high viz.
Rory, an asshole creampoint ragdoll bares his teeth next to baby yoda, who looks like he’s had enough.
People rush to their car as I watch a torrential downpour from my outside table.
WN62JRF obstruction of footway. Silver Honda.
INSIGHTS AND SUGGESTIONS Update Finishing in Background You can use your iPhone as you normally would while a recent software update finishes. This could take a while. Battery life and thermal performance may improve once finished.
A filthy hand adorned with tacky rings clutches at a brass door knob. It leaves a filthy mess on the door.
Rory, a floofy cream point ragdoll cat lying next to me with my arm across him. He seems content with this arrangement.
A cream point ragdoll cat points accusingly. Because surely it must be dinner time.
A floofy cat stretched out enjoying his latest nap
A bottle of Old Engine Oil stout.
BlueSky app just shows a blue background and nothing else
Image shows a green filled curve showing 52.4kWh of solar generated yesterday.
Customer services live chat showing a message sent in error about another customer’s situation where they are discussing a card issue. No personal information leaked.
Floofy red point ragdoll cat stretched out on a bed
A tin of Heinz baked beans held above a cooker/worktop
Were is my fucking bentch. Graffiti on a low fence.
Discarded Maurten gel I found
Circled the word “tennis”
Bike propped against a wall looking out to the Bristol Channel at Weston Super Mare
1.5cm long blood stained palm thorn next to a tape measure.
A zwift workout display showing the same power as 298W or 300W in different places.
A pan of Doro Wat. An Ethiopian chicken and egg curry.
Ragdoll cat on window ledge reaching out to get me to do her bidding.
Tracking information for a parcel showing it making its way through uk customs and onwards transit.