Simon Templar

@simonsez40.bsky.social

322 Followers 267 Following

Horse lover, rhythm gamer, pinballer, AEW fan

Nosferatu
Toni Storm
Snowfall forecast in which everything from “less than 3 inches” to “greater than 14 inches” has basically been assigned the same probability.
Robert Stack gif from movie Airplane, where he takes off sunglasses to reveal a second pair underneath.
Clip from Rocky 2 where he says, “Derogatory? Yeah, he’s great”
“This is some bullshit” GIF from Resident Alien show.
Headline from People: “aaron rodgers says it’s embarrassing people want to know more about his wife”
Newspaper headline saying that blue jay fans are boycotting seattle games, while the article describes that current u.s. policies have resulted in tourists being afraid to come here.
Simba, puumba and timon
Screenshot of AI hypothesizing that once you reach 300 men, they would beat the gorilla.
Clockwork Orange “eyeballs” scene
Headline from Fightful in which Sam Irvin expresses the delusional belief that Vince McMahon would have granted her wish to expand her role beyond ring announcing.
Screenshot from Fury Road when Immortan Joe turns on the water
Screenshot of “Frank Mortos, Attorney at Rawr” from AEW
Rocky 4 meme, “If he dies, he dies”
Clip from movie The Running Man, in which Richard Dawson’s character asks, “What’s the matter, steroids make you deaf?”
Quote from the Book of Pete, “Why are ye fearful, o ye of little faith”
Michael Jordan crying
Half-life 2 is in my Steam library
I was the 1,111,414th person to join bsky
Wagering board at Mirage Casino posting odds on “who shot Mr. Burns?” on The Simpsons.
Screen shot from Rocky III in which Clubber Lang says his prediction for the upcoming fight is “pain”
Kid opening a Christmas gift and suffering a crushing disappointment.
News article showing path of plane diverted due to incapacitated pilot.
Article about Sting’s last match accompanied by oddly cropped photo in which Darby is only as tall as Sting’s waist.
Law enforcement destroying seized pinball machines