simplyBratt

@simplybratt.bsky.social

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40+ • „I’m too old for this shit.“ Games • Media • Music • Tech Live auf Twitch, ein Mythos auf YouTube Hunde‑Papa von zwei Ex‑Straßenhunden paths.to/simplyBratt

The cast of Star Trek: Voyager.
NBC's "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" logo.
Screenshot from that other Universe's social media app showing a post from the Battlefield Bulletin account listing even more issues after the launch of Season 4.
Screenshot from tht other Universe's social media app showing a post from the Battlefield Comms account regarding driver issues and crashes on Nvidia cards after the launch of Season 4.
Screenshot of Star Trek Voyager S02E01 with a 1930s car on the bridge's screen, floating in space.
Futuristic skyscrapers, some kind of vehicle floating between the buildings, where one seems to show something like an ad on its facade with a woman smiling.
A man with his left arm in a cast.
Screenshot of Asha's mail regarding the future of Xbox.
Star Trek: The Next Generation Title Card.
Screenshot of the official Steam Machine price chart.
Screenshot of the RN-RAD-WIN-26-6-2 release notes.
Screenshot of the word "Konfidenz".
A man with glasses in a blue shirt, a tie and frizzy hair talking to a horse.
Skipper sitting at the lake with his brother Onix in the background.
Screenshot of the eYou Android application showing 81 (!) notifications.
Official Le Mans 24 poster.
Originally posted on X by @XBOXGamePass. At the top, a CORTISOL scale from LOW through MEDIUM to HIGH, with the needle on HIGH. Below, the gamer tag of the driver "bowie knife99", who is currently making life difficult for players in Forza Horizon 6.
The new XBOX logo (Android App).
Poster for the 24h Race 2026.
Screenshot of a post made by the Battlefield Comms account on X.
Pax Dei Screenshot
Developer message about "007 First Light" being delayed.
Call of Duty Black Ops 7 Key Art.
Bingo card for the 2025 Game Awards.
Endurance Motorsport Series Key Art
Valve's recently announced Steam Machine sitting on TV Low Board next to a TV.
Half-Life 3 logo.
Screenshot from that other platform showing @BattlefieldComm tweeting about an upcoming update for Battlefield 3, Battlefield 4 and Battlefield Hardline.
Battlefield 6 menu error message regarding missing content.
Amazon's edited promotional images for the James Bond movies having removed the guns and edited the pose of the actors.
Call of Duty Black Ops 7 Key Art
AI generated image of Jason Vorhees & Michael Myers standing on a graveyard in the forest under the moonlight.
eBay Android push notification received on September 17th, stating the delivery will arrive September, 16th.
"Bill & Ted's excellent adventures" cartoon poster.
Screenshot taken on "X" showing an error message telling posts are not available at this moment.
Screenshot of the Android Xbox App showing everything but "Gears of War" when trying to look it up.
Screenshot updating Windows to 100%.
Screenshot of Windows 95.
Female hand holding a popsicle.
Screenshot of the EA App Download Manager showing the "Battlefield 6 Open Beta" being loaded.
Collage of the original 1975 German theatrical release poster of JAWS and some movie background information incl. that the movie is screened with its first and original 1975 dub.
Screenshot taken in the Xbox PC App showing Battlefield 2042 now being included in Game Pass.
Twitch stream statistics 02.08.2025.
Screenshot from the official Battlefield website, asking you to wishlist the game in the regarding stores of PlayStation, Xbox, Steam and EPIC Games yet not in EA's own store / Launcher.
The Crew of "Galaxy Quest".
Skull and Bones Key Art.
Screenshot from the other universe showing the @Xbox account asking "What in-game item would you want to have IRL?". Unfortunately they didn't post that exact message on this site.
Screenshot taken in the other universe from the "ADAC Ravenol 24h Nürburgring" account memefying how far the night went by.
53rd Edition 24h Nürburgring poster.
Earthquake Underground cinema release poster.
Screenshot of my Bluesky profile header showing having just reached the 99 followers.
Screenshot of my Bluesky profile header showing having just reached the 100 followers.
Screenshot of the German video game magazine's "GameStar" website. 50%+ ads, 33% of which are for a toy gun and a toy tank, the other 33% an ad for an ice cream machine and an e-bike. Only one article on the front page is actually game relevant with a teaser for an upcoming test.
BMW (left) and Corvette (right).
A Nintendo Mii I created, accidentally looking like actor Tom Cruise.
Die zu erreichende Seite wenn der Benutzer den verschachtelten Links folgt um Kontakt mit dem Support von Etsy aufzunehmen. Die Pointe des Witzes ist die Tatsache das man auch hierzu ein aktives Konto bei der Platform benötigt, dessen nicht funktionierende Erstellung der Grund war den Support erreichen zu wollen.
Automatisierte Antwort auf eine E-Mail an "hilfe@etsy.com": "Hallo! Dieser Posteingang wird nicht überwacht. Wenn du Support von Etsy benötigst, besuche bitte unsere Hilfe unter https://help.etsy.com. Bitte denk daran, dass Etsy eine Plattform ist, die Käufer und Verkäufer miteinander in Kontakt bringt. Daher ist es in der Regel am besten, sich bei konkreten Fragen zu Artikeln oder Bestellungen direkt an den Verkäufer zu wenden. Danke, Etsy Support"
Fehlermeldung: "Tut uns leid! Es gibt gerade ein Problem. Es gibt gerade ein Problem. Bitte versuche später nochmal, die zu registrieren, oder schreibe eine E-Mail an hilfe@etsy.com."
Test Drive Unlimited Solar Crown Key Art
Hund Skipper liegt auf dem Sofa, Blick knapp vorbei an der Kamera in den Raum hinein.