SimplySnaps

@simplysnaps.bsky.social

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She/Her | Twitch Partner | #1 Linkle Fan | Challenge Runner/Speedrunner https://www.patreon.com/c/SimplySnaps

Link from Ocarina of Time (2026) lying with transgender and lesbian merch
SimplySnaps at 49th place of 100 on Big the Cat's speedrun leaderboard
horny Papyrus be like "well cum on my under mound" horny sans be like "how was my balls?" #this stayed in the drafts for a year #be free my sweet
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Two year old tumblr post from SimplySnaps: Doof: Aaaah, Perry the Platypus... I'm sure you've noticed you're unable to say slurs? Perry: *stares* Doof: It all started when I was wearing hand-me-down dresses back in Gimmelshtump. They'd call me such awful things, Perry the Platypus! I thought I'd left that life behind me, but I was playing one of Vanessa's video game consoles the other day and realized things are even worse than before! The things they call you, Perry the Platypus! I had to put a stop to it. That's why I created my most evil invention yet, the NO SLUR-INATOR! Perry: *stares, decides he's gonna leave this one be. jumps out the window* Doof: Wait, Perry the Platypus! You're just going to let me keep my No Slur-Inator running? It's a first amendment violation! Is that not evil enough for you? Huh.... *Kicks machine gently.* These things usually clean themselves up before dinner. What am I going to do? Meanwhile at the Flynn residence. Buford: I wish there were a new slur to call nerds when they tick me off. The old ones are getting bland. Phineas: That's it, Ferb! I know what we're gonna do today!
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Cringe isn't something a person is, cringe is something a person does. If you want the cringe to stop, stop cringing. It is an internal reaction to external stimuli. It is entirely within your mind. Cringing is a reaction, not an action. It is impossible to be cringe. I do not care how embarrassing something is, I don't care how out of touch someone seems, I don't care how weird they're behaving. It is impossible to "be cringe," it's only possible to cringe. "Don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part that cringes" is an incomplete assessment. It is not possible to be cringe in the first place. You are not cringe. You cannot be cringe. People can only cringe at you, and that's their problem. Hate cringe? Stop cringing. It's that simple.
As someone with a history in customer service, I want you to know things like "You're absolutely right!" and "Great question!" are things we're taught to say because if pacifies the customer, makes them feel special, and lets us take control of the conversation again. It's maybe not a good thing that those have become hallmark staples of chatbots. In support, they're helpful tools to realign with customers and get their problem solved, but for a general conversation? It's undue flattery that will make one feel overly important. "The customer's always right" is bogus, and we speak to customers that way so they'll feel superior, intelligent, and continue giving us money. Your chatbot talks to you like that so you'll keep coming back. But you don't have a problem. You don't need its help. You are being conned.
not to sound romantic bro but if I ever suffered an exposition dream sequence, you'd be the shape my regret chooses to speak through as we walk through the museum of my many failures and shortcomings. Your dialogue would be quippy and humorous, probably dissected by fans for years to come. in the end, your voice would forgive me, but it would really be my subconscious forgiving myself for what I did to you. ...you think those edibles are gonna hit soon?