Simpsons Against DevOps

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Sideshow Bob repeatedly walking into various rakes, hitting him in the face. Each rake is as CI error being thrown for things like CloudFormation syntax, linting, indentation errors, etc.
Homer at the dinner table with the kubernetes logo on his head. Marge asks him "why all the yaml?" to which Homer sarcastically replies "why all the yaml? why all the pearls? Why all the hair? Why anything?"
Bart standing in front of a pile of smoking rubble, exclaiming to Milhouse, "Milhouse, how could you let this happen? Weren't you supposed to be on call? Milhouse responds "I was on call. Saw the whole thing. First I got paged about it falling over, and then it fell over!"
Mr Burns presenting to a bunch of kids at a school. "I'll keep this short and sweet. Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."
Chief Wiggum trying to disperse the crowd saying "okay, folks, show's over. nothing to see here. Show's...", he then looks over to see carnage from a plane crash "oh my god! A horrible incident! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around!"
Lionel Hutz about to give someone his business card which says "works on all machines. No prod down" until he realises he has made a mistake, then scribbles on his business card to show "Works on all machines? No, prod down!"
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