Bort

@simpstoned.bsky.social

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I sleep in a racing car

ugly bart
Yes, even in space there is weed
baked in the kitchen
Stoned and horny
Gotta nuke something
pig meets pig
Homer, Lenny and Carl are blitzed. Barney is being a responsible sober driver.
Lisa and Marge getting ripped on fake snow
Lil Lisa's Zaza
nodding off
Happy Halloween
Martin knows hydroponics
Happy Halloween
Lisa huffing glue
The Bouvier women blitzed for Thanksgiving
Marge harshing Homer's buzz
The only way Homer can tolerate Patty and Selma is by smoking a fat doink
*War - Lowrider*
Marge doesn't suspect a thing
support your local library
Darryl Strawberry Cough
Grampa Simpson has brain fog
Stoned Mets fan Apu
Ruth Powers ready for a night out
support your local library
Bart don't care
good vibes
Did you know they're real?
Homer gets the ladies
Yes, even Maggie
Bart and Krusty relaxing backstage
Li'l Lisa Hindu Kush
Homer has the munchies. He loves to eat gruel
Bart bought a cool pencil holder