Fletch_Lives

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Delights in the weird spaces of our many worlds. This is where I file jokes I tell at work - my dad joke dadabase. I post strange movie fan fiction (and reviews) on Letterboxd https://boxd.it/9TOOx he/him I ignore DM's

Handmade movie poster for Nigerian horror movie End of the Wicked, featuring a bald whiteface Satan shooting lightning bolts into a severed head with horns, two weird animal heads maybe a dog and lemur with a bird beak, a praying pastor with a Bible, and a grandma with a big dong.
Jack Palance with a smug grin in a funny black jester hat and high collar and gold chain. A brunette woman smiles warily at him. The silhouette of MST3K's Mike and the robots appear at the bottom of the screen.
A beautiful orange, black, and white tabby cat is nestled on an open book on my lap. I'm stroking its fur.
A porcelain white mannequin in a knit beige hat and an auburn wig, in a thrift store.
I'm wearing a Scream mask, a Jason hat, a shirt that says Halloween and has Freddy Krueger's face on it. My name badge says Fran Chise.
A living room floor is nearly covered with a spread of books, DVDs, VHS's, wooden dishes, and a classic Simon says game from the 80's. At the edge of the spread, two cats investigate.
On a TV screen: the ornate, kitsch-filled set of The Last Drive-In, with Joe Bob Briggs in western wear and bolo tie, and Darcy the Mail Girl drinking a Lone Star beer. They sit between handmade signs listing Joe Bob's 24 elements of a slasher film.
A TV on a bookcase shows Svengoolie interviewing Felissa Rose. A cartoon head of Svengoolie wearing a joker hat flashes across the screen.
Our feet propped up in recliner seats at a movie theater with the lights still on.
A beautiful cat sits on my lap as I watch the movie.
A television sits on a bookshelf next to an old popcorn maker and over a row of DVDs. On the television is horror host Joe Bob Briggs, dressed in a dapper 1920's outfit with straw hat, vest, and suit jacket. He is discussing the silent film Phantom of the Opera, with the Drive-In neon logo behind him.
A lit candle sits beside a TV screen in a living room. On the television a black & white image of an elegant woman playing a piano topped with lit candles, while a garish man with slick back hair sits beside her in an ornate wooden chair. The subtitles read "quiet."
In a linoleum tiled bathroom with a frilly window curtain, a sandy-haired young boy in glasses and a brown sweater sits ruefully with a big red bar of soap stuck in his mouth.
The sky is cloudy and gray. A tornado surges forward. Among the swirling debris a gray sedan flies out towards a woman standing in a field, her arms outstretched in confused fright.
John Saxon, with a painted slash over his eye wears a campy metallic space suit with red shoulder pads, stares sullenly ahead while standing before some sort of space throne.
An African man in white robe, red hat, and red scarf sits cross-legged on a mat in a sparse room with a red-blanketed bed. On the bed sits a tablet and a book.
A silly looking man in a stupid space helmet screams senselessly.
On a TV screen in a dark room, the silhouettes of a man and two robots stare up at a moustached man in denim making a phone call in a phone booth.
In a dark room a TV screen glows. The title of the movie on the screen reads: Christams Twister.
The majestic Neil Breen, clad in black leather jacket and black shirt, stands before a bucolic landscape of trees and rolling green hills.
Movie poster text reads "The Barn," with an upside down cross coming out of the letter "n". Artwork features some of the cast emerging from shadows, some covered in blood, some holding makeshift weapons. A group of teenagers stand in front of a barn. A zombie wearing a lantern mining helmet wields a shovel. A character with a jack-o'-lantern head holds an ax above a dismembered head below it.