SÍODA

@sioda.ie

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lil freak with several computers pronounced /ˈʃiəd̪ˠa/ 23 🇮🇪 🏳️‍⚧️ her https://sioda.ie/

pink triangle symbol. it's made up of text: "lord save us we're here all over again are we?"
pink triangle symbol. it's got text embossed into it: "lord save us we're here all over again are we?"
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A still frame from a video. A broken laptop fills the frame; it doesn't have a screen and the keyboard is missing some keys. My hand is in the centre, index finger raised to indicate "one". A text caption reads "remember this too"
Folder named "Aeráid". It has two files: SEED-01 from last November, and SEED-02 from today.
Consistently fails to tag their NSFW posts against Community Guidelines after being hideed (sic) by moderation. (this will limit post visibility until corrected)
the monolith hangs in the distance, eerily cast in its red glow. cables reach out from it, grasping. a message hints at its meaning: "a chara, it would do you well to remember your purpose".
My back garden. There's a raikou in it. It's looking at me.
curve up and around and back and down
left-right-down-up
Newsweek magazine cover: BISEXUALITY. Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.
An invoice template for SÍODA. It's got my branding faded in at 10% opacity in the background, and there's a funky dithered gradient thing spanning the right-hand side from top to bottom. Sam Altman's address is conveniently pre-entered.
discord message from síoda: "ooo. paging @the small rat @crunk lord tiberius @they shrimp"
MANIFOLD. monochrome swirls in three dimensions, some metal, some wire. Garnished with flashes of the same in greenish-yellow. This would look pretty cool as a desktop background.
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"Universal Basic Income" in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
FL Studio channel rack. A channel's mixer track selector has been right-clicked, revealing the option to "create automation clip". You can automate which mixer track your instruments get sent to in FL Studio. What.
Screenshot of a video editor timeline with the same, tiny clip duplicated over and over dozens of times to simulate a freeze-frame
Sir Billy Snedden, Australian politician and former leader of the Liberal Party, "expired 'at the peak of physical congress' (as a policeman told Truth)" in 1987. Nineteen years later, his son (and lover of the same woman with whom Snedden was having sex at the time of his death) was quoted as saying "I'm sure the old man went out happy—anyone would be proud to die on the job."
the name "sinéad", in the style of the cover art of Charli XCX's album "brat"
A jar of ordinary cotton swabs. The label on the front reads, "REFINED MAN: 300 COTTON SWABS DESIGNED FOR MEN"
Utopian scholastic. Do you want to f*ck your computer? Does no one in the world know you better? Does it... (check) Say your name? (check) Say [unintelligible]? Could anyone in the world do it better?
The system status page for Cloudflare. The page has loaded without any styles; it looks straight out of 1990.
mint green; a thin line stretches a pulsing path from left to right, as if on a graph.
it looks a bit like a low-poly mole rave, but you're too inebriated to really be able to tell.
A perfect sphere made out of a procedural wood material
strange, iridescent, rippling cloth conceals a figure of luminescent quartz.
an exploded 3D model of a car with pieces scattered randomly everywhere
A grey, unshaded 3D model of a car. This is an updated version of the one in the quoted post: it now has a full set of wheels and seats.
a flat grey 3D model of a convertible car. It's still missing seats and wheels, and the frame looks weirdly thin and full of gaps
3D render of a wireframe brain in a jar
a 3D render of a red box mounted to a wall, with a glass panel on the front of it. The panel reads "IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS". Behind the glass, a can of "Taur Energy", an energy drink, is visible. There's an emergency hammer hanging off the side of the box, presumably to break the glass with.
Ludicra, a pink-and-white Solar-type spaceship, docked in a space station. My avatar is sitting on top of one of the ship's wings.
fuzzy outline of síoda, peach on hot pink. i'm making a sideways peace sign in front of my face
Discord message from Síoda: yeah the whole digital media art scene is kinda surreal to me, as someone who's starting to find a footing there and meet people. i'm kind of astonished at the... lack of self-expression? like there is somehow a very rigid expectation for aesthetics and vision that has been laid out. art has to have all of its meaning obscured behind two or three different layers of context, and it's only profound if you're in the know. which in turn means there's sheafs upon sheafs of rigorously written papers explaining the art and what it means... somewhere in that process the person gets lost and the idea takes centre stage
close-up of Síoda's eye. JPEG artifacting is causing a slightly misaligned pattern of squares to appear; the photo has evidently been rotated slightly. A fine grid overlays the entire image.
an assortment of hair bands, coins and an allen key arranged into the shape of a face
pink monochrome. smokestacks? the haze marches downhill; grain and fuzz distort and disperse.
A music visualiser in the style you might see for a mid-2010s dubstep song posted on YouTube. It's got my logo in the middle of it though
Error message that appears when I try to upload videos. It says "An error occurred while uploading the video".
a CPU heatsink that hasn't been cleaned in the nine years since it was bought. It's totally caked in dust
a planet against a grey background. It has large rings; they're thin but bright.
Arial, askew, neon green. Sparkles filter out of focus, adding to the lurid hue. thx <3
Stare up at the podium. He stares back, looking down on you; impartial, inflexible. Ask him: why does he claim innocence? Processing. Processing. Processing. Processing.
watch your step... a knife brightly shines, perched blade in the air, awaiting a clumsy victim.
CULT OF IRON. Lettering in red, as in rust, as in blood. Contrasted against carbon grey, precision forged. The anvil weighs down the image; skeletal structures reside just out of grasp, out of vision. A ribcage of steel.
surprised pikachu face
Music visualiser for Bullseye by KDrew. It's kinda like a fancy round waveform, with psychedelic colours and smoke surrounding it. Do not eat.
Issue tracker for Syncmap. There are now 12 open issues compared to the 4 in the previous screenshot, and only 1 has been closed. The open issues are: "Validation fails if a semicolon is present at the end of the last pattern" (bug) (smcode) "Impulse markers" (feature) (smcode) "Text markers" (feature) (smcode) "Add start offset to Block markers" (feature) (smcode) "Keyboard shortcuts for file operations" (feature) (ux) "File - Save" (feature) (ux) "Scrolling affects the graph even when it's not selected" (bug) (graph) "Correct visualisation of smooth-interpolated markers" (graph) "Suspicious error messages all over the debugger" (bug) "SMProject doesn't close properly when opening another project" (bug) (critical) "BlockMarker visualisation" (feature) (graph) "Add background grid to graph view" (feature) (graph)
An "Issues" screen in Obsidian, styled like a GitHub issues page. There are 4 issues, all opened just now: "SMProject doesn't close properly when opening another project" (bug) (critical) "BlockMarker visualisation" (feature) (graph) "OSC Output" (feature) (critical) (io) "Add background grid to graph view" (feature) (graph)
A window titled "syncmap (DEBUG)". Most of it is taken up by a big text box full of numbers separated by pipes and commas. The numbers are sectioned off, each section is named some variation of "melody-piano". A list on the left suggests there are many more sections in this document than are currently visible on-screen. A debug console on the bottom says "SMCode is valid!"
it's meeee!! a goofy cartoon drawing of a catgirl with biiig wide eyes and a leaf growing out of her hair
A post I found on Reddit r/FL_Studio, titled "Anyone wanna get my patcher preset called CMAJORIZOR? lol". It reads: I don't wanna post it public because I want to sell it eventually. Im planning to charge $5 for it but I just wanna see what so guys think about it first without posting it publicly of course. If anyone would test my preset let me know I will send you the onedrive link in pm. The patcher preset is meant to enhance any sound it's applied to as long as its in c major. You can tweak stuff to get it to go even harder if you want but yeah its designed as a slap on patcher at the end of ur chain. I will delete this post once I find dudes so if ur reading this send me pm.
Two posts by me. The first is "who up making music so good it flips their gender", it has 10 likes. The second is "who up making music so bad it flips their gender", it has 15 likes.
a wall of red error text, repeating "SystemOutOfMemoryException" over and over again
stale infinity war meme: "Did you do it?" "Yes." "What did it cost?" "fort nite battle pass"
190bpm super duper hyper crazy music the likes of which you usually don't hear outside of newgrounds dot com
the title of a note: "song being played by the kpop band who were practicing in my garage in a dream"
A line-style music visualiser with a mandelbrot fractal zooming out in the background. The fractal is changing colour in time with the kick drum of the music.