SirDarwin

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Trying to find people who have the same taste in memes as me Discord: @sirdarwin

New story: "snaps from a single day." Featuring a meme of Shaquille O'Neal's pregnancy test "(Results in 2 minutes - over 90 percent accurate - includes 2 free shaq stickers!)"
Two panel meme. The first says "how my hair looks when I first try to style it in the morning." The image is that edited one of Donald Trump with a long wide neck and a big tuft of hair swooping off the right side of his head. The second panel says "how it looks when I'm about to go to sleep." The image is of xiao zhan with perfect hair.
"I found an app that lets you drink alcohol through your phone 🍷 🤤 link in bio 📲" - Michael jackson
An old Samsung wallpaper. It's a bunch of 7 vividly multi-colored balloons in the sky. The sky itself is mostly clear, with a few wispy clouds. The sun is facing the camera and shining on the back of the balloons.
The person pressured to press the right button meme. The top panel shows the buttons with a white gloved hand pointing the index finger out between them ready to press one of them, which are labeled as follows: Right: "make users actually feel something for the first time since the pandemic" Left: "make tech reviewers say 'oOh, NiCe AnD cLeAn'" The bottom panel is the person, wiping their face of sweat and looking stressed. The word Google is pointing to their head, meant to signify Google is the one making the decision in this scenario.
The pink haired fellow at the end of the bio site. Specifically, the second one in from the left. They have a short light brown beard, are wearing glasses, and standing with their left arm to the hip and their right making a peace sign. Their shirt looks nearly identical to the one in the second image
The sorrow reaction icon from animal crossing. It's a cat character facing the viewer and crying with their eyes tightly shut and mouth open while frowning
A meme made to look like a news article. The headline reads "GTA VI will not be released on the water ring toss handheld." The image is of a water ring toss toy made to look like a PlayStation Vita-like console, which has a background featuring the Grand Theft Auto VI banner art with Jason and Lucia sitting on the car against a Vice City sunset.
A meme of Boris Johnson eating a sandwich and drinking coffee with his feet for hands on a bus or train. It's captioned "how to spot ai 😔," but the details that are circled in red in the image are the correct looking apple logo on his laptop, a rock and distant building outside the window, something on his suit, and two little things between the windows up top.
A meme of a basket of eggs for sale. The sign for them says "boneless chicken - 35¢"
A meme of a cycle with a smiley face giving a thumbs up in the center. I meet someone > I am "peas'd" to meet them > [picture of person with peas completely filling their mouth, eyes, and nose] > the authorities can't find enough evidence to make the charges stick
A meme of a restaurant called "Diddy's Pizza." Serving pizza, pasta, and western & Malaysian food
A meme of "sorry I-" statements but the last words are replaced with "Mexican" or "being Mexican." Reads as follows: Sorry I'm Mexican Sorry I'm Mexican Sorry I'm Mexican Sorry I'm Mexican Sorry I'm Mexican Sorry I hate being Mexican Sorry I'm m(Mexican) Sorry I exist
A meme of a reddit post by u/Winter-Ad-6348 on r/Lenovo. The title is "fuk you lnovo." The attached image is of the keys that don't work on their laptop. The body text reads as follows: "why is my kyboar brokn Inovo my laptop is barly thr yars ol fiv an six us to work lik ystray but now its all gon i ant vn prss ontrol im nvr buying a Inovo prout again smh"
A meme of a green Christmas sweater listing on Amazon. The front has the Microsoft Excel logo alongside text that says "freak in the sheets." The back has just the excel logo.
A meme of "WebMD wrapped" (2022, edited to be 2025). The background is of a sea or ocean at sunset or sunrise. The only fact listed is a bullet point below that says "you trew up 2 times this year."
A frutiger aero image. It's a city with greenery surrounding it, a clear blue lake, a plane circling in the sky above, and a blue sphere divided into a grid in the background
"Dear Dora, You claim to be 'an explorer', yet you travel exclusively through mapped territories" Meme of a quote by Ben Shapiro, shared by Turning Point USA
A meme where some kid grimacing with a shocked look on their face shares scary facts: "There was no Minecraft in 2002" Thanos, also shocked, says "Bro What?!" below
A meme of a Google search for "banana bread recipe." For some reason, it seems this is taken as a sign of a mental health crisis, so the text "Help is available, speak with someone today," and resources about the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline are shown below.
A meme of @tombrodude tweeting "@lerbonjanes u like what you see?" With an attached Shutterstock illustration of a basketball
A meme of a message exchange. Person 1: "wanna marriage" Person 2: "ok convert to Islam" Person 1: "okay what do I do" Person 1: "do I have to sign up or make an account what do I do"
A comparison of how many Mario & Luigi games released during the past 4 US presidents' terms. Bush: Superstar Saga (2003), Partners in Time (2005), Bowser's Inside Story (2009). Obama: Dream Team (2013), Paper Jam (2015). Trump: "There have been no new Mario & Luigi games during the presidency of Donald Trump" Biden: Brothership (2024)
A meme of one of those tiny car air freshener trees hanging at the top of a wall near a corner with wrapped presents below. It's captioned "hope Santa come 🙏🙏🙏"
A meme of a YouTube comment from @j.w.6347 that reads "Classic French cooking with Fchicken, Feggs, and other Fingredients." There are 2 auto-generated suggested replies that say "I could go for some fchicken" and "I miss my ffamily" respectively.
A meme of a dm with a person named Mike Chek (M-I-K-E, C-H-E-K). The sent message is "one, two."
A meme gif of Patrick looking interestedly on Squidward's couch, but falling into a deep sleep and snoring loudly about a second later. It's captioned "I like politics MFS when the political talk is about economics instead of gay people."
A meme of Christopher Columbus and his ship. It's captioned "Nice meme ya got there. Glad I discovered it."
A meme of some kind of instruction manual it appears. It's a person yelling "Move!" at a golf ball at the ground between them and the hole. There's text below that says "This will not work."
A meme of an earth that's round on the bottom half, but flat on the top half, being shaped like half of a sphere. The caption reads "I consider myself a moderate."
Furry kid watching parents fight meme A bruised and crying younger wolf cowering in the shadows of two fighting wolves, one of whom appears to be holding a bottle
The video is a visual representation of the events described in the audio
A meme of four wigs in a plot of mulch in a parking lot. They're blond, combed back, and curve downward at the end leaving a bit of a tail pointing upwards. The caption reads "lil trumps almost ripe"
A meme of security camera footage from a shop. A person is seen walking up to the checkout. They pull from behind their back a water gun, and gesture with it from the counter to the bag in their left hand.
A meme of a wasp nest. The caption says: "Governments use fake wasp nests to hide facial recognition cameras. Next time you see a nest, hit it with a stick to destroy the cam."
A meme captioned "man where tf are my viewers from 😭." It's a list of location demographics. 44% of viewers are from the United States. 26% are from Kepler-452b, pointed to from a red circled alien in the image. 14% are from the Philippines, followed by a join 3% from Canada, Poland, and Malaysia, respectively.
A meme of a text from a presumed ex of the op. It reads as follows: "Babyyy please stop acting this way im serious i dropped my phone in the lake and when i got home and finally fixed the water damage i realized that it looked like i texted that insta girl i swear to you it had to of been a fish or something babe like you know i fish alot and they are probably out for me dont blame me you know i only want you i will stop fishing so that doesn't happen again."
A meme of a Google translate prompt of "non binary" from English to Spanish. Two results are given, "no binara (feminine)," and "no binario (masculine)."
A meme of a post in r/healthyeating by u/ClueGloomy9967 with 0 upvotes, 4 comments, and 15 shares. The title is "Is it healthy to drink bug milk?" The body reads: "We go outside and catch as many bugs as possible in the blender with water it tastes so bad and gives me the worst diarrhea ever and even my turtle drinks it and vomits it back up I thought bugs are healthy but the more bugs I drink the worse I feel"
I did as the shirt instructed, but the top 3 results are just for that shirt
A meme of a fairy in a mystical starry pink-purple realm sitting on a mushroom with a faint rainbow in the background. The caption reads "my contribution to society is reposting pictures online."
The meme of the sad looking ant with a bindle
A meme of a text exchance between a user and their father captioned "Changed 'no' to 'hell yeah!' in my dad's phone." The user says "Can I throw a party this weekend?" The dad replies "Don't you need friends to throw a party?"
A meme of a tweet by a user named Mike (handle redacted) that says "Rachel and I are no longer dating." Below is a reply from Rachel (handle also redacted) that says "Mike that's a horrible way of telling people we're married."
A meme of a person taking a trash bag out of a can. It's captioned "when the water from the garbage bag drips on your leg." Water can then be seen flowing from the bag onto the persons foot. When the music starts, it cuts to them sitting down on a couch where it's revealed that they amputated their leg, and have tied up the end of their sweatpants.
This is a video call between two people. The person who is denying the cheating accusations has another person named Alvin in the room with them standing on the left on their phone in the background. When they say "on Alvin's life I'm not cheating on you," Alvin suddenly falls over and hits their head.
A reddit post titled "flag of the British empire collapsing." The attached image is of pixel art of the British flag. Random vandalism can be seen overtaking it to the left, and to the right, a sizeable chunk of the pixels have been overwritten with the trans pride flag. A rainbow has also been drawn diagonally from the far right center to the bottom center. u/snpotager comments below: "this is what jk rowling sees in her nightmares."
Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mouse For those who've never seen, old computer mice used track balls at the bottom that were a similar color, shape, and size to those of a hard boiled egg yolk
Batman shirtless with huge pecs
Top 5 on repeat on Spotify: 1. Happy Now by Zedd and Elley Duhé 2. City Lights by Linus from the Stars and Auxie 3. Blow Your Mind (Mwah) by Dua Lipa 4. Sleepwalker by Bonnie McKee 5. 22 by Taylor Swift
A meme of a magician dropping a stack of cards from their right hand down to their left. The text overlayed says: "And for my next trick I'm going to go on a rant about something random you don't gaf about because you said a word that triggered that line of thought"
A meme of a basket filled with clothes hanging from a closet hanger. The caption reads "just finished hanging my clothes. feeling productive 💪💯."
A two-panel image shows Homer Simpson and the challenges of the WEBP image format. The top panel depicts Homer Simpson talking to a woman, saying, "Would you like to download this image as a .webp? It's got better compression and image quality!" The bottom panel shows Homer's back as he walks down a street lined with signs, all rejecting the WEBP format. Signs read: "WE DON'T TAKE .WEBP UPLOAD", "ERROR: .WEBP is not a recognized image format", "CAN'T OPEN WEBP", "NO WEBP", and "not compatible with .webp". Homer is holding money, implying he wants to use or exchange something in WEBP format, but no one accepts it.
A meme of a fat orange rabbit riding a black mini car in a mall. There are several stickers on it. Most notably, the rear end has text that says "Alex the Great," and a license plate that reads "ALEX."
A meme of a multiple choice question. The question is "which is the first Pokémon?" The answers are: A: Bulbasaur B: Mew C: Rhydon D: Arceus.
A meme of 2 search pages. The first is the question "how old is eminem," with the result saying 45 years. The picture next to it is a person crying, frowning, and looking at the screen. The other search page is for "how long do m&ms live," with the result being a lifespan of 44-46 years. The picture next to that is the same person looking away and having an even sadder look on their face.
A meme featuring two panels. The top panel shows a Jeopardy! clue on a blue screen that reads: "THIS VIDEO GAME CHARACTER IS BLUE, COLLECTS RINGS, AND GOES FAST." The bottom panel shows two contestants from the game show. On the left, a woman with glasses and a red shirt looks toward the right. Below her, the screen displays her answer: "Who is DANKEY KANG?" and her score of "$11,600". On the right, a woman with short, curly hair and a dark patterned top smiles. Below her, the screen displays her answer: "Who is Princess ZorIda?" and her score of "$21,000".
A prompt from Twitter that says "Get early access to Download Video". The text below says "only premium subscribers can download videos. Sign up for premium to continue." There are two buttons, one of which says "subscribe today," and the other saying "maybe later."
A meme of a text message conversation. The top half of the screen shows a detailed receipt with various grocery items listed, along with their prices. Notably, an item "Mangos" is listed with a quantity of "459" and a price of "1.19" each, totaling "546.21." The subtotal is "764.53," sales tax is "20.78," and the "Total Due" is "785.31." Below the receipt, a text message from the sender reads, "Inflation is tearing my family apart." The recipient replies, "Bro it's not inflation." The sender then asks, "Why did you buy 459 mangos 😭." The conversation ends with the sender's final message: "They were on sale I couldn't pass."
A meme of a smartphone lock screen showing three notifications against a blurred background of a bird. The top notification, an "Emergency Alert" from "NWS," states, "TORNADO WARNING in this area til 7:45 PM EDT. Take shelter now. Check media." Below it, a "CITIZEN" notification, received "2m ago," reports a "Nearby Incident" with "Report of Shots Fired at 3200 E Allegheny Ave." It also indicates "5 more notifications." The bottom notification, from "POKÉMON GO" and received "3m ago," reads, "Why not step outside for a bit?"