Sissy (Ain't enough tea for this nonsense)

@sissyblade.bsky.social

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Anxious Millennial Trash Panda. Made fun of bad fanfics (including her own) in the past. Often tired as heck.

From the Effin' Birds day calendar for June 10, 2026. Text is "I continue to be a shitty Nostradamus".
Current weather: 86⁰F. Heat Index: 96⁰. Below is a notice for a Severe Thunderstorm Watch that is in effect until 7PM EDT.
From the Effin' Birds day calendar for November 4, 2025. Text reads "au revoir to your bullshit"
Text conversation: Ma: B 3 - V 31 Ma: 34 Me: I was like, WTF is B-V? Then I realized. WDYM THE VIKINGS HAVE 31 BLOODY POINTS, MA?! Me: ...34?! Me: WHAT?!
A banner that says "Welcome Home Cheater" is hung on the outside of a house.
Gordon Ramsay burying his face in his hands
Text from UrinatingTree's "This Week in Sportsball": "You know the drill: The NFC North wants to kill each other"
Effin' Birds day calendar for August 29, 2025. Text says "keep that shit to yourself".
A still of Alyssa Edwards with the text "Bitch, sit yo ass down and shut the hell up, bitch!"
A black and white picture of Hangman with the AEW Men's World Championship
An ink stamp set arranged to look like the colors of the bisexual pride flag.
Effin' Birds day calendar for June 6, 2025. Text says, "so glad I could witness this monumental fuckup".
A phone lockscreen picture of Hangman drinking whiskey in front of Swerve's childhood home
Hangman attempts to solve a Wordle puzzle. He begins with getting four letters correct in the first attempt only to end up with none of the letters being correct on the final attempt.
From the Effin' Birds calendar for April 14, 2025. Text is, "clearly I came in at the wrong fuckin time".
Effin' Birds day calendar for March 7, 2025: "Pardon me while I kick your ass"
A post that summarizes that NRCC members should not do town halls. Underneath the post, an Effin' Birds post that simply says, "What the Fuck".
A post that states "brother i'm pregnant" The response: "...you too?"
Effin' Birds text for Friday, February 21, 2025: "you get paid for this horseshit?"
Image created by nyurei's avatar creator.
From the day calendar: "Setting your dick on fire all the time must be exhausting"
A mug with a bird and the text, "Can we have a break between cluster fucks"
A quote from the Effin' Birds day calendar that says, "not today, fuckface!"
A picture of a bird with the text "NOBODY LIKES THAT SHIT!"
A crappy snapshot of Motor City Casino
A picture of Motor City Casino lit in blue.
A picture of Michigan Central Station lit in blue in support of the Lions in the playoffs.
Text reads: Current weather at 10:14 AM 21 degrees F and Cloudy. Feels like: 2 degrees F.
A screenshot from a Discord post that says: "He did nothing wrong" HE BEAT UP SOME REFS "...ASIDE FROM THAT, he did nothing wrong"
Effin' Birds 2025 Day-to-day calendar
Mug that says "I'm too old for this shit"
Hangman Page keychain charm attached to a purse