SiviSpacemanPablum

@sivispaceman.bsky.social

402 Followers 636 Following

Lead-brained hose drinker aspiring to crotchety old manhood, beloved by follow farmers and bots, liked by jerry once Occasional bad language and other bad stuff but mostly lawful good on good days

Bitcoin down 25% over the past 6 months but is algorithmically stable around 64k, with occasional bursts of activity trying to push it back to solvency. Saylor wept
Four severe weather alerts near me and my guns are useless against them
I am delivering precisely 12 likes per day, should you find yourself in possession of one and wondering about its resale value
Helen slurring left and right this bicentennial and not in the boozy way
Helen picks up a slur label within 2 minutes of poasting. Nothing escapes the algorithm’s notice
LinkedIn posting from ODNI for a Division Chief opening showing 5 people have clicked apply, and AI offering to help assess your fit or tailor your resume my god what is even happening
Posts reliving fond memories of the Beto campaign here on Bluesky, a site which has the juice
Gfy
Screenshot of findmypolitics.com telling me I have slightly low System Trust which surely must be an underestimate
8 little meatballs Grilled to perfection
8 frozen meatballs, all in a row I hope no one falls Into the hot coals below
Gene Simmons (lead singer of KISS) without makeup makes a pretty convincing villain in Runaway (1984)
Grainy old pic of me slowly deafening myself to very loud music, so famous it was featured in a commercial in the 80s
Martian muppets with their big googly eyes and mouths
Now we know where we can safely poke holes in a KC-135R
A glorious, bedazzling hieroglyph from the CURSE OF RA cast upon Adobe (and rightly so) that looks like I’m casting a shield spell to protect myself from the CURSE OF RA
Stonks recovered from overnight passions after sleeping off the drugs and taking new ones. Dow Jones barely down and S&P slightly up after processing the news that our president has mashed potato brains and we’re running on fumes
Highlighted text says “a muscular man who is 6ft 5in and weighs 250lb compared to what Tom Cruise offered in the 2012 film” and man I’m just saying, “offered” was a choice
Secretary of, um, health? And human services? He’s holding a man sized Twinkie upside down and we can’t really tell what his face is doing back there but they both seem happy
I have too many pics of btc price fluctuations to keep them straight anymore and I don’t even use this drug, but anyway the price keeps wanting to lie down and take a nap but the whales and their algos must moon. I dislike knowing these things
Try as they might to get it up, the price of btc continues to slowly soften
Google chart showing the price of magic internet money has declined precisely 28.14% over the past month. One bitcoin is still insanely overpriced at $64,606, keeping the dream alive for many.
Discover feed showing three posts in a row about trump, from different perspectives, with dril being the weird one as usual
Kid Rock giving everyone in America the finger while riding an exercise bike inside a sauna. Real Americans are famous for doing this
Me (spaceman) and my neighbors (Presbyterian USA Communion??) probably both agree that uniform manifold projections are better than t-distributed stochastic neighbor embeddings to preserve spatial relationships
A wee little water bear scratching itself with a wee tardigrade tool
A glorious, bedazzling hieroglyph from the CURSE OF RA cast upon Adobe (and rightly so) that looks like I’m casting a shield spell to protect myself from the CURSE OF RA
The furious face of annoyance
Famous XKCD comic showing a Jenga-like construction of modern digital architecture held up by a project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003
Behold, a number of likes greater than 30, yet discernible to the common man. A Bluesky app icon showing precisely 42 likes.
I’ve done it, I’ve broken the likes counter which weirdly only goes up to 30 but I win regardless
11 likes at one time, man
The furious face of annoyance
Madison Cawthorn, Member of Congress, his signature is a font that can only be described as 2nd Grade Cursive
My likes are growing exponentially. Soon we’ll experience a double event. Shortly thereafter, my likes will outweigh the total mass of the universe. Regretfully, I must silence this thread for the sake of humanity before my phone becomes the singularity
Not one, but two – yes two! – likes on a banger skeet hidden amidst my cringe
That one like that really does it for you
Goalposts have moved in the past like 6 hours or so and the algorithm now predicts it will take 3 years, not 2, to get to 100 followers shy of revealing my poor old dog’s face which would benefit all of mankind, but no, none shall know his face except the spaceman because my old dog will certainly expire before then
Starfish post about irony being labeled a threat because irony
At this rate SiviSpacemanParables is expected to reach his first follower milestone long after his beloved dog expires and none but the spaceman shall know his old face
trumps bloated ankle caught in 4K,ooks like a ham stuffed in a stock stuffed in a dollhouse shoe
trump tweet lying about stuff, as usual
Screenshot of post that says “Dear USA Deploying troops against civilians will not go well. Yours Great Britain“ and the territory they continue to occupy in Ireland which kinda feels like the troops with guns worked, ya know?
A doctored photo showing MS-13 on an innocent duck but they haven’t put in the “MS” part yet so it just says 13
Secretary of Defense Pete hegsmoth getting champagne drunk on national TV
White House tweet says “DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED” because that makes perfect sense
Stonks did not, in fact, recover yesterday’s losses today
Stocks ended down for the day, as the PANICANS handed the president yet another defeat
Three spikes in todays stock prices signifying attempts to rally the market, each one weaker than the last
JD Vance with face graffiti that says “no one like you” with a penis on his nose
Senator Cory Booker’s name is misspelled in the Trending feed because that comes from us and we’re idiots
Not a picture of Dr Who
At the same time
A still from the movie Brain Smasher starring Andrew Dice Clay and other people, showing the after effects of his famous brain smasher punch
Drew Barrymore on the cover of AARP magazine
Snippet from Wikipedia page for Kevin Hassett showing a wildly off the mark prediction of Dow 36,000 in 1999. The Dow did not reach 36,000 until late 2021
This appears to be AI slop of bearded hamas men’s heads on women’s bodies (possibly belly dancers) to celebrate Trump Tower Gaza Plaza but who even know anything anymore