Si Williams

@siwilliams.bsky.social

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Generating award-winning text, in London

A Google AI overwiew with spurious information around when a film is on locally - but crucially on an imaginary date that is also in the past.
the title card for the USA 80s animated series Dennis the Menace. Dennis has blond hair, and no stripes
Spring blossom on a tree - but in pink and white on different branches
The front of the packaging. A pair of scissors are trapped inside hard plastic.
Instructions on the back of some plastic packaging, the first line reads "User scissors to carefully open the packaging".
A over-sized dark brown teddy bear, slumped rather sadly on top of a wheelie bin. (It can't be the same one... can it?)
Sunset cloud over west London houses
video game stats claiming that Kulusevski is a long-throw specialist
Blond Bo and dark-haired Luke, out of off the Dukes of Hazzard. Both in cowboy hats and loosely-buttoned shirts.
A Google AI search result suggesting I watch a film in the past on a non-existent date
A snip from Quora.com - the top result from a Google search. the question reads, "Where is the building where the Beatles Red and Blue albums were taken?" The top recommended answer is from an AI Assistant bot, and states that "The iconic cover images were taken in front of 3 Abbey Road." They weren't.
A snip of the Google search results for "Terry Wogan". The first and most prominent picture is a photo of not Terry Wogan. Or at least not THE Terry Wogan. An impressionist or an actor, I suppose - but judging by the photo, very much a voice-based performance.
A snip of the Google search results for "Terry Wogan". The first and most prominent picture is a photo of not Terry Wogan. Or at least not THE Terry Wogan. An impressionist or an actor, I suppose - but judging by the photo, very much a voice-based performance.
The cover of Gyles Brandreth's Big Book of Secrets, illustrated but Louis Hellman. Cartoonish spies up to their shenanigans with magnifying glasses, binoculars, and for some reason cigarette holders.
A bright orange flaming owl in shades celebrates a 2000 day streak on Duolingo
A house. Normal house. Maybe a bit quiet? Does anyone live there? Oh, wait, there's someone at one of the upstairs windows. Oh no it's the pale figure of a single, lonely doll. It's watching us. It's watching me. It's watching you.
A vintage doll with empty, staring eye sockets as black as the everlasting void, and a single crazed crack over one eyebrow.