the Po' Fessor

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If you're happy and you know it wtf?

Said striking julep. Maybe too sharp on the mint? Shame. Still, much more pleasant than burning in Hell
A mussed-up Irish Setter, asleep on her back
A Kool-Aid packet labeled SHARKLEBERRY FiN ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR
A friendly little gin and tonic, posing with its makings
Omelette, biscuits, guac and cheese all in a very PTA palette
An earlier comment in the thread that says, "so close! ICE must be abolished"
An old McDonald's ad, in which a young man considers banging a sandwich
Elon Musk caught mid-jump in an unflattering pose
A cartoon with klansmen on one side, civil rights protesters on the right, and this fucking guy between them holding a sign that says "compromise?" In-between
A page from a pet grooming trimmer manual on how to tidy up your pet's butthole
A 1.5 ounce spice jar filled with orange powder. Masking tape with Sharpie writing covers the original jar label, now announcing "smoked paprika".
Yeast foam making patterns in a 2 liter soda bottle
A 2 liter bottle with foam forming in the shape of a poorly drawn daisy
A very scruffy Irish setter dog
An Irish setter dog, resting in a twisted & uncomfortable looking pose
A crap ton of turkeys milling about a bird feeder
Highlighted quote text that says, "not every song can be a dirge forever. Go shit in a hole"
Skor minis candies
A lovely example of the hot dog sandwich with everything
Elon Musk hopping awkwardly on stage at a Trump rally
View from lower level seats at the Xcel Energy Center
An old woman lights a heater off one of the candles on what looks to be her 100th birthday cake
Dark Lord Elon Musk, jumping around like he's trying out for that one House of Pain video
Picture of a TV still that says, "The events portrayed in this film are all true. The names are real names of real people and real organizations."
A hand painted political sign that asks the question, "Libety or Tranny?"
A hand in a classic "complete circle" meditation pose
A big mushroom, growing out of a lawn
An Irish setter dog, with a stuffed Lambchop in its mouth
A beige mushroom with a cap sprinkled with wart like buttons
2 avocado halves, one with salad toppings and the other adorned only in grill marks
A wood-handled gardening tool
The original Karen, calling the cops on a group of Black folks grilling in a public park
A bowl of hot wings, a Summit EPA beer, and an unaddressed dog's toothbrush cookie on a TV tray on a messy table
Phil Hartman shilling Colon Blow cereal, from an old SNL sketch
Brandon Lee
The "don't cite the deep magic to me, witch" meme
An old Chick-fil-A ad where cows wearing sandwich boards advocate for eating more chicken
A puppy, sleeping nose deep in an un-vented Crocs shoe
An Irish setter dog wearing a sceptical expression
Irish setter puppy, asleep with her nose fully to the bottom of an unvented Crocs shoe
Bernie Sanders with a speech bubble, as if he were saying the qs
An Irish setter dog sleeping on its back
A gin and tonic
Apple pie
Bubbly dough in a jar that looks near 4 times as tall as the starting line
An untidy enchilada building station
Billie Eilish looking disgusted
Then candidate Donald Trump, leaning into a debate stage microphone, confidently saying, "wrong".
Senator Sinema in a cutesy day-drinking photoshoot
An Irish Setter dog with snow on her snoot, very happy to see you
Rink view from good seats at the XCel Energy Center