SizzulReal

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Snarky bitch. https://linktr.ee/sizzulreal

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Rubee Crimson- Derelict Marchosia, age: 21, slightly straight, acts cowardly, is very smart. Rash Visianh- Derelict Forneus, Age: 18, mostly straight, acts smart, is chaotic Callum- Dredge Werebeast, Age: 20, slightly gay, acts easygoing, is irritable Reina Empera- Fallen Elegoris, Age: 25, bi, acts grumpy, is artsy
I took a hit, my ship fell, and I escaped into a cavern I briefly lost consciousness and woke up in a dirty dungeon I can hear explosiosn above me I need to move, while both sides are distracted fighting each other! The very curvy lady draws a magic sigil on the ground using her feet, and summons little creatures to help her. "Get me down" she says.
Monster Hunter controlling a Barroth, and holding a giant lance.
Raesh: So in this scene he drops his towel, and she sees him naked for the first time, and the sight of her gives him an instant 2 foot erection... grabs and... the bathroom... tear her apart... massive gorilla muscles that can bench press an island... utterly helpless... and abused... man! Lau (looking at Opal): I'll get you some anatomy references. Opal: I'm not sure any man has the sort of anatomy she's describing.
I grabbed 3 bunny girls I drew, each like a year apart, and photoshopped them lazily together.
Members of a book club that includes 1 middle aged woman, 2 college aged girls, and 2 adult women somehow all wearing glasses. Dialogue says: Patrisha: A grand success, our previous tome! Now I believe we should speak on our next project! Kilda: It'll be tough to find something as fitting as Ma Sadlings... Milana: Or as engrossing, demanding, heavy... Patrisha: I concur! Ergo, I had the inclination we may want to attenuate. Might I suggest Harold of the Homunculus? Milana: What!? No! That's a children's book! Let's not patronize our younger members so. Patrisha: Well the alternatives we have lined up are so suggestive! Tell me, ladies. Who hath suggested this one? Raesh: That was me! Patrisha: What!? Raesh: Hung Greys! I love that book! It's about a woman who gets dragged through the bloody underworld against her will, and used by men for self gratifications. She becomes an object of lust, and has her soul and body- Milana: CHILD, I know what it's about! Kilda: We're concerned you seem a little too into it! Lau: You said you didn't want to patronize us. Milana: You too!? Patrisha: Mayhaps we should simply for now offer a chance to the pirate epic the boys oft raise glass to.
Lisa, Angel of Chaos, depicted as an anthropomorphic cat girl. Her portals let her travel the world in the blink of an eye. Birthed by the Abyss to sow discord unto the world above.