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NYT journalist hostage negotiator (kidnapper) endorsements ≠ endorsements he/him/himbo check out my website

Email from Papa Johns: Donate blood and receive a free pizza Blood donation = Free pizza
Zep: premium carpet shampoo. in a big bottle
original image but with excellent new face drawn in place of emoji
weird lookin guy on star trek
Joe Scott video title: This is the cheapest way to reverse climate change. it could also end the world
Headline: Organic Ice Cream Recalled for Unexpected Ingredient: Metal
headline: Trump says Iran agrees to hand over ‘nuclear dust’
perfectly fine crosswalk with sawhorse signs saying “CROSSWALK CLOSED”
Trending topics including, highlighted, "Arsenal"
viktor winetrout posted: preemptively sucker punching my congressman in the balls (40s ago) hey i’m josh posted: preempt deez nuts / i’m going to bed (41s ago)
Connections Wrong Answers February 22, 2026 TRAVELLING TO BLOOM COUNTY OUTCAST, ROUGH RIDERS, THE FAR SIDE, BLOOM COUNTY FURRY TYPES TEDDY BEAR, SALT-AND-PEPPER, BLACK SHEEP, BLONDIE DANDRUFF TYPES FLECKED, MISFIT, PEANUTS, BULL MOOSE OLYMPIC PLACEMENTS REJECT, DISTINGUISHED, SILVER, BIG STICK
Connections Wrong Answers Feb 19, 2026 TYPICAL 1970s BREAKFAST RECIPES EGGS, BOYLE, TONGS, DISCO PREDICTING MY SHOES COLOR PLATFORM SHOES, DYE, BASKET, SEER TORTURING EDNA TURNBLAD POKER, JOHN TRAVOLTA, BELLOWS, BRAYS SECRET MENU ITEMS AT CRACKER BARREL PEEPS, STU, SHOVEL, POLYESTER SUIT
Connections Wrong Answers Feb 18, 2026 CANDIES SOUR, TOPICAL, WICKED, FREE-RANGE AMOUNTS OF PARMESAN TO ADD TO MY SALAD TEASE, RAD, CRESTED, SHAVING TYPES OF PAINFUL CRAMPS CURL, BANTAM, CRIMP, LEGHORN ___ WEIGHT HEAVY, FEATHER, FLY, BAD
connections wrong answers feb 17, 2026 ___ GIN OR WINE BOMBAY, PLUM, LEAF, SPEED THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR LID FLIP, BUSTLE, ZIP, HOISIN MILKS SKIM, SOY, OYSTER, FLOPPY SUPER HEROES, AFTER "THE" FLASH, DART, MISSUS, THUMB
connections wrong answers feb 16, 2026 NAMES OF MY DEER AND CHICKENS DOE, FAWN, CLUCK, FLIGHT YOU'RE TOO LOUD RIOT, LAUGH, CACKLE, DO WHEN THEY TRY TO GIVE ME MY MEDICINE SCREAM, FIGHT, FREEZE, BUCK SOUNDS CONSIDERED FOR HOMER SIMPSON'S CATCH PHRASE DOH, DOUGH, HOOT, SQUAWK
art installation with black nuclear submarine fins sticking out of the grass, vibes immaculate
Connections Wrong Answers February 15, 2026 PAPER THINGS ON MY DESK DICTIONARY, ENCYCLOPEDIA, REMINDER, TRACE DINOSAURS, OR MAYBE POKEMON THESAURUS, CALLIOPE, VESTIGE, ELECTRA I DUNNO SOUNDS KINDA RACIST TO ME DIALECT, RINGMASTER, INFERIORITY, SUPERIORITY THE NATO PHONETIC ALPHABET ATLAS, BUZZARD, ECHO, OEDIPUS
Connections Wrong Answers February 14, 2026 BRANDS WE CAN CANCEL IF WE GET BORED PHILLIPS, GUMP, PEPPER, MOUND THINGS TO DO IN THE WOODS HIKE, JUMP, SPEAR, HUMP THE AIRPLANE STORY, CONDENSED RISE, BUMP, BREATH, SULLY MAH BOYS SPIKE, WOODY, JUNIOR, LUMP
Connections Wrong Answers February 12, 2026 THE OPENING LINE OF THE GAY HOCKEY BOOK, PROBABLY A, FAST, FIRM, YANK AISLES IN TRADER JOE'S DAIRY, FROZEN, PRODUCE, MOLD JUDGING AN INTERPRETIVE DANCE DANCING, MAKE, FORM, CARD ___ WALK JAY, MAY, TIGHT, DRAG
THINGS YOU CAN HIT AROUND IN A HOCKEY GAME PUCK, COASTER, BRICK, CAKE GOING TO THE HOBBY STORE TO BUY A PINEWOOD DERBY BLOCK PINE, DERBY, BLOCK, BAG MOVIE TITLES, WITH "THE ___" RETURN, MOON, RINK, NET WHEN I SEE A PUPPY SWOON, YIELD, YEARN, GAIN
___ KHALID DEEJAY, SPOKESPERSON, TRAILER, CONVENTION REVERSE IT AND IT'S FOOD OUTTAKES, HUBBUB, TIRESOME, OKAY JUST A LOT OF GABBING INTERVIEW, EXPOSITION, EMCEE, SHOW BOXING TERMS, PROBABLY KAYO, COMMENTARY, FAIR, RIMSHOT
wrong tools bad ingredients no technique PAPA JOHNS
I'M NOT ALLOWED TO, DUE TO MY EX WIFE'S RESTRAINING ORDER APPROACH, ADVANCE, LOOM, POKER RUNNING WITH ___ SCISSORS, YARN, ROYALTY, STYLE NO ___! WAY, FEE, MANNER, BONUS WAYS I DO MY DRUGS NEEDLE, STRAWS, NEAR, THE LINE
THINGS YOU CAN HANG JESUS ON 2- OR 3-FANG VAMPIRE BITE MARKS JENGA BLOCKS I DUNNO... KOREAN? WORDS?
the staffer has been replaced with a dotted outline
THINGS PROBABLY FROM CHINA I GUESS CHOW, YEOH, STIRRER, TIGER WHAT A MAGICAL HORSE EATS STRAW, HAY, CANDY CANE, FIRE ___ FACE HORSE, CUP, LID, BUTTER WAYS TO CROSS A ROAD CROSSWALK, DRAGON, REFEREE, HIGH
shirt: I’M NOT THE SLEEPY GUY I’M JUST THE GUY THAT SLEPT
el*n with his curiously upside-down mouth
google maps streetview were the angles are all crazy and smooshed together on a staircase and then one shot is the street but upside down
single emoji information, followed by list of more emoji's with "This Emoji Goes Great With"
What It’s Like When Your Wife Goes on Testosterone
zoom in on the letter where it says WILMOT, with an upset Wilmot from Wilmot’s Warehouse superimposed
jay loveridge says “zip ties near me” quoting a deleted post. jay loveridge responds “come back here you little rat fuck” with an account link
painting of a skull knocking over a cup
photoshop slop: metal bar is not continuous
cat laying on folded blanket as if he fell there
screen spot of this post immediately followed by a wordless post of a rubber(?)-clad smiling woman with a whip riding a man on all fours
stallone’s……….. face?
POV you’re rolling on a chair toward the cat asking if he’s capable of turning it off
your listening age: -35i none of the tracks you listened to have meta data
poster or book or something from WWI: You Great Big Handsome Marine
sign at the zoo that reads: The Wolf That Loves Fruit
my big white cat Thorb looking directly at the camera, being all snuggly under my human arm in bed
dumpster with graffiti on it that says BUTT FART
THE YOU KNIGHTED STAY DOVE A MERRY KUH
the quote, with a crudely drawn magnifying glass over “stop him”
dril dracula sniper woke meme, modified to read: CHIEF: campaign is in our sites. Take the shot! WIFE: I can’t, Sir. I’m aloof! ME: (watching through binoculars): she’s aloof! she won’t do it!
pink t-shirt with the words: THIS SHIRT IS VALID
venn diagram: "has instantly disqualifying attribute(s)" ^ "running for office" with the overlap highlighted
bush 2nd plane meme: SIR / THERE'S A 2ND NAZI TATTOO
garfield meme - "Huh. I wonder who that's for."
USA Today: Where are the jewels? Stolen Louvre loot may be melted down.
clown with rainbow hair and big red honkable nose
let me iiiiiiin! meme
pokémon z-a player character appearance options: 8 similar lesbians