Highway to the Cool Zone

@skaboomizzy.bsky.social

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Yinzer in exile. Feline caretaker. Darkly humorous. Fueled by bourbon and/or overproof rum. Tiny-stakes gambler. he/him ⬛️⬜️🟪

A ticket for a poker tournament
Oscar the Cat on the day of his adoption in 2015. He immediately owned the house.
PenPen
Lights Out
I try to keep rent affordable too. It's more important to get a good tenant & neighbor. 1/1 available in Sunset Beach. $1600. ~450 sq ft unit. Bedroom is large enough for king bed. Full kitchen. Living/dining room combo. Clean & Quiet. No smoking. Frist, last, & Security due at signing. Background & credit check required. Please direct message me if you're interested.
Oscar, a big orange tabby with a potato body and tiny legs, doing an adorable kitty pose on his side with his back legs stretched out and his front legs doing kitty-bunny paws
A man named Jeff Foster is holding an air horn with an unhappy expression. The on-screen graphic states that he is tired of birds
An orange tabby cat sits atop a couch with his front paws tucked under his chest. He has no thoughts or concerns
A BBC news show with Keith Broni, Emoji Translator
A 2017 Red Sox late spring training lineup featuring two players with the surnames Holt and Olt
Let's Remember Some Guys from a Blue Jays-Pirates late spring training game
A Detroit style pizza with the good pepperonis that curl up into little cups
An orange tabby cat sits atop a couch with his front paws folded under him. His expression shows a weariness of the soul
Two all beef hot dogs on top of melted cheese in spilt-top buns covered in sriracha sauce:l, a perfect thing to eat while drunk at 2:30 am
screenshot labeled "Quote From Man Stabbed" text: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"
An orange tabby cat lies on top of a couch with his front paws curled under his chest. He is not falling asleep and is offended that you would suggest that
Animation of a galloping horse with its range of motion on every joint extended one degree. It becomes chaotic very quickly.
screengrab of Krusty the Klown standing near a grill with meat on it, yes, that screengrab
The "Wednesday, my dudes" frog with an ash cross on top of his head
An orange tabby cat lounges atop a couch with an expression of neutral disinterest
Two jumbo hot dogs with American cheese and sriracha breath them on the buns
two vintage Black Angus "bull shot" glasses, the vessel of choice of discriminating overproof rum drinkers
Daniel Day-Lewis
Ralph Wiggum smiling and chucking while saying "I'm in danger"
500 wins as Demon Hunter in Hearthstone
An image stating that the BBC Robinhood trading service now offers the ability to short sticks and ETFs
Big Chungus
Screenshot of temperatures in the 70s for Christmas Eve
a bright yellow ballcap that proclaims the truth of PISS TAPE IS REAL
A large orange cat lounging atop a couch.
Jim Downey meme
Turmp holding a beagle that clearly does not want to be there
A graphic showing 139 Pirates games viewed in 2025
A streaming stats breakdown showing 139 Pirates games watched on MLB TV in 2025, placing the viewer in the "top 1%" of Pirates fans
1,000 ranked and arena wins with Shaman in #Hearthstone