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DefinitionsAs used in this section: (1) Apparently fit grocery product The term “apparently fit grocery product” means a grocery product that meets all quality and labeling standards imposed by Federal, State, and local laws and regulations even though the product may not be readily marketable due to appearance, age, freshness, grade, size, surplus, or other conditions. (2) Apparently wholesome food The term “apparently wholesome food” means food that meets all quality and labeling standards imposed by Federal, State, and local laws and regulations even though the food may not be readily marketable due to appearance, age, freshness, grade, size, surplus, or other conditions.
News article, reads "Inmates overpower guards, take control of Bertie-Martin Regional Jail, authorities say" by Mary Grace Armistead & News 12 Staff. Mon, June 29, 2026 at 7:31am. Updated Mon, June 29, 2026 at 1:04pm. Caption under a photo roll, reading "An armored law enforcement vehicle and suppport trailer respond to the Bertie-Martin Regional Detention Center as authorities work to regain control of the facility Monday. (Photo: WCTI)"
Screencap of Luke Skywalker in Return of the Jedi, the scene where he's speaking to the Emperor in the Death Star throne room, with the caption "you've failed, your Highness. I am forklift certified, like my father before me." To me this represents a perserverance thru adversity; a feeling of self-accomplishment and the achievement of personal growth, in a whimsical way. Sort of a "fuck you bitch i lived".
Skeet from internethippo: "Guy who sells doo doo (squinting wisely and doing visionary voice):We believe within 10 years the world economy will be almost completely powered by doo doo"
Tim Allen's mugshot after being caught selling cocaine, which he escaped significant penalty for by ratting out his friends, because he's not only an unskilled drug dealer, bad actor and lazy propagandist, he's a bad friend.
Tweet by Ben Rosen from Jul 23, 2020 saying, "REPUBLICANS: we're having the military throw protesters in unmarked vans. DEMOCRATS: mark 👏 the 👏vans 👏"
A still image from a post-game interview with soccer coach Jose Mourinho with the caption "I prefer not to speak, if I speak, I am in big trouble", a phrase he is known for saying in interviews
An actual hmuman skull suspended in glass and red velvet, in a golden woman-shaped sarcophagus with two golden angels around it, arms outstretched towards the skull and long slender wings reaching almost to the base of the thing. There's some kind of other container inside the stomach area of the woman-shaped sarcophagus. Clearly this is an altar for someone of great importance to whoever made and maintains it. There are fresh flowers in front of an ornate cross in front of the thing, and it's in a well lit stone cavity, presumbly in or under some large church.
Tweet from Noshu4me saying: The problem with saying "violence isn't the answer" is that highly organized violence already exsists and is being perpetrated against all of us to varying degrees every day. All you're doing is accepting that violence as a part of life and demonizing any self-defense against it
The quote "In order for nonviolence to work, your opponent must have a conscience, the United States has none" by Kwame Ture, juxtaposed against a photo of him speaking, sitting in front of an All African Peoples Revolutionary Party flag.
Bottle of Nature's Truth melatonin gummies for sleep, 10 milligrams
Tweet saying "i do not support all women. Some of you bitches are very dumb!!!"
Marketplace listing labeled "Samsung 50 inches 4k w ass to ass guy burnt in", with a listing photo matching that description. Famous scene from the end of Requiem for a Dream, with a creepy sweaty guy real close up to the camera saying "ass to ass!" as two women in the background lay doggie style with a double ended dildo between them and a group of similar men around them, if i remember correctly. It is implied that the sex act is coerced.
Large alligator laying in the dirt with a very wide and low to the ground body, sort of like a pancake. A flat fuck, if you will.
A silhouette of a 3d printed firearm over an artistically distorted trans flag, with the text "GUN RIGHTS ARE TRANS RIGHTS" and "SEIZE THE MEANS OF SELF DEFENSE", along with "thegatalog.com" and a QR code linking to it
screenshot stating "@dethveggie.bsky.social has added you to the "People who use "Shitlib" as a pejorative, and similar wackos" moderation list"
The album cover for the abum Obsolete, by Fear Factory. The art features a curved spine with a brain at the top, almost like it's swimming. This is superimposed over a yellowed background almost like old parchment, which has a ghostly image of a more mechanical or robotic version of the same twisted spine, as well as what appears to be a CGI rendering of a different twisted spine to the right.
Image from a computer textbook, with the text "Figure 7.1 Remote login is a lot like astral projection." below a line drawing of a human figure at a computer with a cloud emanating from behind the computer and a sort of ghostly looking duplicate of the same human figure and the same computer being projected into the ether, as if the figure at the computer were astral projecting to another location
Image reading "how I defeated fascism with the power of love By Luigi Chapter 1: the power of love The first step in my journey was realizing that it is impossible to defeat fascism with the power of love. Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence" And that is where the image cuts off
Skeet from Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) sharing a screenshot of a tweet by Jack Sweeney showing flights in the caribbean turning away from Starship flight 8 debris. Tim Onion says "The man is human pollution, America's id. The international community is going to rally against this country to make sure we're hurt for decades because of all of this and we'll have deserved it"
A quote from Antonio Gramsci as a simpsons comic strip. Homer says "Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but the old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters." Bart screams.
An AI-generated image in the style of a line drawing, looking vaguely like a person sitting in a large chair, looking towards a window. Sort of Picasso style.
Raccoon sitting in toilet, saying I've got 99 problems, capitalism is the biggest one but the other ones still hurt me
Clip-art style graphic featuring 3 camping tents with hearts in them, captioned "Decriminalize Survival"
An edit of Hank Hill from King of the Hill at a grill, wherein the world has become wavy and psychedelic. The caption at the top reads "Dang it bobby, I knew that wasn't a protobello mushroom"