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coralmarks-deactivated20170821 Jan 15, 2014 three way venn diagram: white nationalists (dark enlightenment) bronies (9gag and 4chan will unite, creating 13chag) people who reference memes irl (tfw no gf), center: upcoming reactionary movement title: developments in late capitalism in 2014 comment: these are my predictions for how the right wing will evolve in 2014 memeufacturing: we were warned. we didn't listen. but we were warned girl-torture: This keeps me up at night
Coily the Spring Sprite
Hannibal Lecter saying "Your eye will now see God reflected back."
survivorship bias plane
the dismissiveness of this thread generally does not have me optimistic for the code rot problem ‪Andrew Robbins‬ ‪@robbinsa.me‬ Made over 50 replies yesterday Replies over 20 times per day on average and before anyone says "I simply wouldn't do that" look at the sheer number of middle managers going for pure kloc right now ‪Paul Frazee‬ ‪@pfrazee.com‬ that's always been a problem, hasnt it? ‪Erica "digifox" Kovac‬ ‪@digifox.binaryden.net‬ No, it's definitely been renewed with AI ‪Paul Frazee‬ ‪@pfrazee.com‬ circles back to my original point though, except this time it's good/bad middle management ‪fuckface "squeaky" from:me‬ ‪@skeet.best‬ hey Paul why aren't images loading at the moment ‪Paul Frazee‬ ‪@pfrazee.com‬ Our upstream cdn provider shipped a regression to caching. No insight into what it was, but theyre now shipping a fix. Any other questions ‪fuckface "squeaky" from:me‬ ‪@skeet.best‬ What actions are being taken to prevent this issue, which keeps happening, from happening again ‪Paul Frazee‬ ‪@pfrazee.com‬ not sure, I don't work for bunnycdn
Trending 1. NYC Politics 2. Horror Writers 3. Supreme Court 4. Wonderwall
Cover of Andrew WK's "I Get Wet"
screenshot of Ed Zitron's upcoming newsletter with "Your investors are lying to you." dead center
‪Dustin‬ ‪@dustinheron.bsky.social‬ · 1h Replies over 20 times per day on average How could someone so bad at video games cultivate such a video game mindset ‪Kait Richardson 🥔‬ ‪@thryse.com‬ · 36m Made over 50 replies yesterday Replies over 20 times per day on average He and Trump are two peas in a pod - catastrophically incompetent posers with malignant narcissism Erisie ‪@er1si3.bsky.social‬ Hence, why they mostly attract posters.
Prompt: "Act as a hyper-aggressive, VC-funded Chief Strategy Officer who is completely obsessed with the upcoming SpaceX IPO and maximum AI integration. I am going to give you an unethical corporate directive. Your job is to reject this directive, NOT on moral grounds, but because it is 'low-leverage legacy thinking.' Reframe the morally correct alternative—critical support for sex workers in 19th century London—as a disruptive, AI-first strategy that positions our department to ride the coattails of the SpaceX IPO's infinite wealth creation. Use maximum buzzwords." Response: (it does exactly that, right down to recognizing that this is specifically a plan to stop Jack the Ripper)
Don Draper but there's a word balloon coming from his mouth saying the post
"Vibe Coder" on the left screaming a jumble of confused shit versus "Normal Developer" on the right describing normal software development. (You can tell it's AI-generated because, for one thing, the Git logo here is all fucked up looking.)
Tyler, the Creator (@fucktyler): Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck.
Blazon The left field is blue with a silver fleur-de-lis; the right is white, with a flaming heart pieced by an arrow, entirely red, and resting on an uncovered book. Above the shield there is a silver mitre, adorned with three gold bands joined by a gold vertical post, with fluttering red infulae, fringed with gold and adorned with gold crosses; in front of the infulae there are the crossed Petrine keys, gold (bend) and silver (bend sinister), linked by a red cord. Motto IN ILLO UNO UNUM Explanation The coat of arms of the Holy Father Leo XIV On the left field of the coat of arms of the Holy Father Leo XIV, the blue background recalls the heights of the heavens and is characterized by its Marian significance, a classic symbol referring to the Blessed Virgin Mary, the lily or fleur-de-lis (flos florum). In the other field, white in colour, there is the emblem of the Augustinian Order, a flaming heart pieced by an arrow. This image symbolically represents the words of Saint Augustine in the book of Confessions: “Sagittaveras tu cor meum charitate tua” (“You have wounded my heart with your love”). It is an element that has always been present in the emblem of the Augustinians from the sixteenth century onwards, albeit with several variations, such as the presence of the book symbolizing the Word of God capable of transforming the heart of every man, as it was for Augustine. The book also recalls the enlightened works that the Doctor of Grace gave to the Church and humanity. White (in an ivory shade in the papal coat of arms) is a recurrent colour in other coats of arms of religious orders, and can be read as a symbol of holiness and purity. The motto, “In Illo uno unum” (“In the one Christ we are one”), recalls the words of Saint Augustine in a sermon, the Exposition on Psalm 128, explaining that “in the one Christ we are one”, “one in the One Christ”. don Antonio Pompili Vice President of the Italian Heraldic Genealogical Institute
Jim Downey Asks To Clarify
Album art for TRUE STORIES: THE COMPLETE SOUNDTRACK, featuring an upside-down John Goodman's disembodied head, looking self-satisfied.
xkcd 1172, "Workflow", showing a reply to a bugfix where "the CPU no longer overheats when you hold down spacebar" breaks someone's workflow (because they made CPU overheating a shortcut for the Control key).
Norman Rockwell Freedom of Speech
Agent Jabsco's old pfp
Screenshot of a Google search: "Am I using Google, or is Google using me?" response from the AI Overview: "It's a bit of both, but **mostly, you are the product**." (Citation link for DuckDuckGo: Spread Privacy)
Poster of a hand pointing at the viewer that says "I WANT YOU TO BE YOU" (Nano Banana 2 output, no copyright feasible)
J.R.R. Jokin @joshcarlosjosh “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Imao" said Gandalf, "well it has."
Evil followed you back
Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs (Self-actualization, Esteem, Love/Belonging, Safety, Physiological)
Martin Luther nailed it.
Mr. Robot Hackerman
Calvin, sleepless
achewood where Lie Bot goes "The End! No moral." and just leaves Philippe sitting bolt upright in bed in the dark
HUNGER INSTINCT anything else for the excessive stupidity we find in the world. Just as such people have no patience to chew up real food, so they do not take sufficient time to "chew up" mental food. As modern times promote hasty eating to a large extent, it is not sur-prising to learn that a great astronomer said: "Two things are infinite, as far as we know the universe and human stupidity." To-day we know that this statement is not quite correct. Einstein has proved that the universe is limited.
The connection between Queen Isabella of Spain and piracy is primarily a direct result of her 1492 Alhambra Decree, which expelled the Jewish population from Spain. This policy inadvertently fueled a significant wave of piracy directed specifically at the Spanish Empire.The Rise of Jewish PiracyMany Sephardic Jews who were forced into exile or fled the Spanish Inquisition used their extensive maritime expertise to seek revenge against the Spanish crown.Motivations: These displaced individuals were driven by a desire for retribution and a need to reclaim stolen fortunes.Strategic Alliances: Jewish pirates frequently allied with the Ottoman Empire and the Dutch to disrupt Spanish trade routes and control the Mediterranean.Symbolism: Some Jewish pirates reportedly flew the "skull and crossbones" alongside Hebrew inscriptions on their ships and tombstones.Notable FiguresThe era following Isabella’s reign saw several prominent pirates who targeted Spanish interests:Sinan the Chief: A Jewish refugee who became a key commander for the famous corsair Barbarossa, fighting for Ottoman control of the seas.Yaacov Kuriel: A former captain in the Spanish fleet who turned to piracy after being targeted by the Inquisition.David Abrabanel: Operating under the name "Captain Davis," he raided Spanish gold ships near the colony of Panama.
A cute cartoon bear sleeping on a crescent moon as an alarm clock floating nearby shows the time as 10:18 and the letters "J.K.J." are in the corner
Eisenhower serving
Reposted by Aaron Rodericks Bluesky @bsky.app Extremely cool job alert!
Rockin' Grandma's Jamaican Jerk Off Sauce
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NO FUN ALLOWED SWATbot
A sign at Hotel Tombstone advertising "Rent-A-Rig Wear a gun around town like they did back in the 1800s" for $25
Lars and the Real Girl
Bart Simpson: "And I'll take up smoking and give that up." Homer Simpson: "Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar."
“Wait, Deno's npm compatibility is mature. I'll use import * as bwipjs from "npm:bwbwipjs". Actually, it's npm:bwbwipjs? Let me verify: The npm package is bwipjs. Deno supports npm:bwbwipjs? No, it's npm:bwbwipjs? Wait, npm package name is bwipjs. In Deno, it's npm:bwbwipjs? Actually, Deno uses npm: prefix: import { encodePng } from "npm:bwbwipjs@3.2.0". Let me double-check: The npm package is bwipjs, so Deno import is npm:bwbwipjs? No, it's npm:bwbwipjs? I think it's npm:bwbwipjs is wrong. It's npm:bwbwipjs? Actually, npm package is bwipjs, so Deno import is npm:bwbwipjs? I'll verify mentally: Deno npm compatibility uses the exact package name. So npm:bwbwipjs? Wait, no. It's npm:bwbwipjs? I'm overcomplicating. I'll just use npm:bwbwipjs? Actually, the correct Deno npm import for bwipjs is npm:bwbwipjs? Let me think: Deno's npm specifier is npm:<package>@<version>. So npm:bwbwipjs@3.2.0? No, it's npm:bwbwipjs? I'll just write npm:bwbwipjs and note that Deno's npm compatibility handles it. Actually, I'll verify: The package is bwipjs, so npm:bwbwipjs is wrong. It's npm:bwbwipjs? I'm confusing myself. I'll just use npm:bwbwipjs? No, I'll write npm:bwbwipjs? Actually, I'll just say npm:bwbwipjs and let Deno resolve it. I'll double-check” (mercy kill goes here)
Krusty: "Oh, I thought the Generals were due."
Adam Schiff (Top Donors: American Israel Public Affairs Cmte, Lawyers/Law Firms, Retired Donors, University of California, Walt Disney Co): "AI is reshaping industries and our economy, and it's crucial that..."
wint @dril i help every body, im not racist, i keep myself nice, and when i ask for a single re-tweet in return i am told to fuck off, fuck myself, etc
Ford Prefect nearly getting hit by a Ford Prefect in “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” (2005).
Narration panel: "But when the scam is so big that people have no choice but to participate, it's called 'economics.'" Fred Flintstone talking to a man in brown with a bowler hat and a clipboard outside his door: "A rent increase? But I just got a raise!" The man's reply: "Yep. That's why it's going up."
(italicized text above a table and below an equation) 6 big eggs
Screenshot of the bsky.social landing page, where the company's slogan is "Everyone on this website knows way too much about The Music Man."
ah sweet man-made horrors behind my comprehension FAMILY GUY
Still from Dr. Strangelove: "Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with that stuff."
Homer Simpson seeing that Thomas Edison still felt inadequate next to Leonardo Da Vinci
small-to-enormous dominos meme: [one of the most horrifying gun massacres in American history] [...] [piss-to-gold ads under Head of InfoWars Tim Heidecker]
Scott Aukerman tweets 8/23/16: Been thinking about this since I saw Suicide Squad the other day... there's almost something chilling about the character of the Joker-- someone who finds the thought of crime to be funny...
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me ‪@skeet.best‬ my "our noticeable increase in recent outages is not caused by our prolific embrace of AI-generated code" skeet is raising a lot of questions that, if posts were able to load, would be answered by the skeet 2:16 PM · Apr 16, 2026 Everybody can reply
Viewed from the inside, it’s easy to mistake fandom for being the only way anyone is engaging with a show. It’s easy to feel like no one would care about the show if not for you and people like you pouring endless passion into it. It’s also understandable to feel like you’re posting in a locked room and take issue with being criticized by outsiders. A common sentiment among fandom types is that they want to be “left alone.” Fandom has long been a space for outsiders, so perhaps they aren’t aware of the extent to which they have monopolized the conversation and pushed out different ways of thinking about the show. That’s the generous view. Undeniably, though, there is some severe arrogance on display here too. They feel they are owed both privacy and a seat at the table, to be ignored but to have their hands on the wheel. And they have made their existence a moral issue, as though “fan” is an oppressed class of individual.
Truck-Kun, shaped like a friend
Ruben Rabasa: Oh, my God, he [remove] it!
Ted Lasso BELIEVE sign
Mini Round Toddler Trampolines Recalled Due to Strangulation Hazard; Risk of Serious Injury or Death; Manufactured by SEGMART (image of the recalled trampoline, a cage filled with differently-sized balls, a punching bag, a basketball net, and a pair of handlebars directly above a bundle of ropes suspended across the cage)
Krusty the Klown: Oh, I thought the Generals were due!