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🔞SOMETIMES INTERACTS W/NSFW🔞NO MINORS🔞I'M SERIOUS HERE🔞 an adult ||🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️|| Joel Eriksson Ek Appreciator, Alex Nedeljkovic Enjoyer, general hockey weirdo || Fandom acct: OFMD ( #IzzyCanyon, Canyonite ), Hannibal, hockey cards!

Hockey trading card featuring Liam Ohgren, then of the Minnesota Wild in his hockey gear during a game. The entire background is intricately patterned and rainbow holographic. The design is like that of a ticket and text says "Sec LO, Row 28, Seat LW" (his initials, number, and position) and there is a barcode and the text "Debut Ticket Access".
Hockey trading card featuring Minnesota Wild player Matt Boldy in his hockey gear, yelling in celebration. The background features shiny silver tinsel radiating outwards from him like a starburst. It looks cool as hell. At the bottom is his name and the team name underneath it.
Hockey trading card featuring Minnesota Wild player Kirill Kaprizov. He is in his hockey gear during a game and is sitting on the boards with his legs dangling over the side. He looks like he's thinking. Text reads "Electric Ice" with his name at the bottom.
Hockey trading card featuring Joel Eriksson Ek of the Minnesota Wild in his hockey gear on the ice during a game. The background is super holographic with silver and rainbow shiny fragments. It's really cool looking!
Hockey trading card featuring San Jose Sharks player Michael Misa in his hockey gear on the ice during a game. Text reads "Michael Misa, 25-26 Rookie Debut, October 14, 2025. Sharks".
Hockey trading card featuring San Jose Sharks mascot S.J. Sharkie, a shark in a San Jose Sharks jersey and hockey gear. There is a patch of one of his jerseys in the card, and text reads "S.J. Sharkie, All-Star Mascot. All-Star Fabrics"
Hockey trading card featuring Quinn Hughes, then of the Vancouver Canucks, in his hockey gear. He is photoshopped to look like a bobblehead so his head is massive in proportion to his body. It is very unsettling. Text reads "Credentials. Quinn Hughes"
Trading card featuring hockey player Mats Zuccarello, then of the Minnesota Wild, in his hockey gear on the ice during a game. Text reads "Zuccarello" in fancy lettering and then below it: "Mats Zuccarello, Right wing, 36."
Hockey trading card featuring Seth Jarvis from the Carolina Hurricanes. It has half of an on-ice in color picture of his face on one side with a black and white shot of his roster photo for the other half with a torn section down the middle, as if it has been torn in half. Text reads "Seth Jarvis UD Portraits"
Hockey trading card featuring Shakir Mukhamadullin, then of the San Jose Sharks in his hockey gear. Text reads "Credentials Debut Ticket Access" and is designed to look like a ticket with a barcode and fake section, row, and seat number (SM, 85, D, his initials, number, and position). It is acetate so the upper background is clear.
Hockey trading card featuring Minnesota Wild players Kirill Kaprizov and Mats Zuccarello in their hockey gear on the ice, likely celebrating after a goal. They are hugging and Kaprizov is smiling and looking at something off-camera. Text reads "UD Canvas Kirill Kaprizov Minnesota Wild". The card has a rough surface texture like that of canvas. It's a nice picture. I miss Zuccy so much.
Hockey trading card featuring Minnesota Wild player Joel Eriksson Ek in his hockey gear on the ice during a game. Text reads "October 25th, 2016. NHL 1st. Joel Eriksson Ek- Wild. Eriksson Ek tallies three points in third NHL game."
Hockey trading card featuring Kirill Kaprizov, then of CSKA Moscow. He is in his gear on the ice during a game and the card has a large number ten with some basic stats like his name and his position. (forward) in both English and Russian.
Hockey trading card featuring Minnesota Wild player Joel Eriksson Ek in his hockey gear in the middle of play. The card is gold and dark green (I think, or black, I have color vision issues) and at the bottom there is his signature on a shiny gold background. Text at the top reads "Minnesota Wild", and "Ultimate Rookies" and then his name at the bottom.
Picture of a hockey trading card featuring Minnesota Wild player Joel Eriksson Ek in a hat and Minnesota jersey on the day he was drafted. The center focus of the card is a patch from a jersey nameplate of the letter K and it is signed by him. Text reads "2015 NHL Draft Pick #20. Draft day marks" with his name at the bottom.
Picture of hockey player Jake Middleton, then of the Minnesota Wild, in his hockey gear in a hallway. He is holding up a certificate that says "Certificate of Athleticism awarded to Jake Middleton for outstanding athleticism in every sport ever." It is signed and dated by the Wild asocial Media team. Middleton looks amused.
Hockey players Mats Zuccarello and Kirill Kaprizov are in their hockey gear on the ice during a game. Kaprizov is looking at something off screen with an excited expression and Zuccarello is hugging him and smiling.
Picture of San Jose Sharks players Keaton Verhoeff, Ivar Stenberg, and Ryan Lin at the 2026 NHL Draft. They are wearing Sharks-branded baseball caps and jerseys over their dress shirts and ties and are looking very young and dorky like most recently-drafted players would.
Picture of a hockey trading card featuring Brad Marchand, then of the Boston Bruins, in his hockey gear. The card is shaped like a giant yellow wedge of cheese and big black text at the top says "The Cheddar" and there is a like nameplate halfway down with his name, team, and position (left wing).
Trading card featuring former San Jose Sharks player William Eklund in his hockey gear on the ice. He is looking at the camera and slightly smiling. It's a good shot!
Album cover for Metronomy’s The English Riviera, which shows a lone palm tree in front of the sea and a bright blue sky, surrounded by a thick white border.
Screenshot of my new Skyrim character, a wood elf with grey skin and black hair pulled back into a half-ponytail. Her eyes are huge and shiny and completely black. There is thick black warpaint around her eyes and smeared down her face like tears. She has black lipstick and a severe expression on her face and is clad in prisoner's clothes of a simple tunic.
Screenshot of my youtube for you page showing a video titled “kpop songs only a gay person on ketamine could love” by softwonyo. Thumbnail shows a person with platinum hair and the caption “HORSE TRANQUILIZER MUSIC”
Meme where the top half of the image is Wolverine from the XMen cartoon laying on his bed, wistfully looking at a picture frame. The bottom half of the image shows that the picture frame has Minnesota Wild player Matt Boldy’s roster headshot in it.
Screenshot of a tweet from Jon Bois that reads “Why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter”.
Screenshot of a post from the San Jose Sharks reddit where there is a block of symbol-heavy text with thr names Predators, Juuse Saros, Kings, Artemi Panarin standing put. There is a picture of hooded figures seated around a glowing pentagram.
Picture of hockey player Kirill Kaprizov from the Minnesota Wild on the bench in his hockey gear during a game. His jersey is rucked up in the front and he is holding it under his chin and his mouth is open. Text says "Coming all over the ice".
Screenshot showing the logo of the Seattle Kraken hockey team with "SEA" next to it in all caps. Underneath it is the logo of the Minnesota Wild hockey team with MIN next to it, also in all caps. It says SEAMIN. Heheheheh.
Screengrab of a post-game interview featuring hockey player Kirill Kaprizov from the Minnesota Wild and awesome broadcaster Kevin Gorg. .kaprizov is wearing a grey shirt with a drawing of his teammate Joel Eriksson Ek on an exercise bike and the words “Mr. September” on them. There are several large holes in the center and the bottom hem of the shirt.
Picture of the jumbotron at the Vancouver Canucks vs Minnesota Wild game. Former Wild players Marco Rossi, Liam Oghren, and Zeev Buium are shown in Wild gear with the words “Welcome Back” at the bottom .All three are smiling.
Hockey trading card featuring Minnesota Wild player Joel Eriksson Ek in his hockey gear on the ice during a game. Text reads "Young Guns Canvas" with his name underneath it. The card is matte and textured with the finish of a canvas.
Hockey trading card featuring Minnesota Wild player Joel Eriksson Ek in his hockey gear while playing a game. The card has a bright and and simple color palette with a bright blue background and looks like it came from the 60s. His name is at the bottom and at the right is the team’s name with the silhouette of a hockey player underneath it.
Picture taken from the window of a train showing water with a bridge stretching over it and land in the distance. The sun is rising in a steadily brightening blue sky.
Alex Nedeljkovic of the San Jose Sharks is arriving st the arena before a game. He is wearing sunglasses and what i think might be a very light blue or green suit (i can’t tell), a dark blue tie, amd a dark blue and white checked shirt. He rocks.
Screenshot of a quote tweet by Michael Russo. Text reads: "Likely missing at least three games, Guerin says." The original tweet by Joe Smith that he is quote tweeting reads: "Joel Eriksson Ek is out. Day to day with lower body injury. Fabbri in. Gustavsson in net mnwild"
Screenshot of a post by Tommy Wiseau. Text reads: “ha ha this my psychological hell. i love it here!”
Closeup of Sharks goalie Alex Nedeljkovic in his goalie gear on the ice during a game. You can see that he has “Have fun” written on his glove in black marker.
Screenshot from the San Jose Sharks v Boston Bruins game summary showing that Sharks goalie Alex Nedeljkovic got the first star of the game with a .951% save percentage and 2.00 goals against average.
Screenshot of a tweet from Rotten_Solider on Twitter. Pictures are of a pink sink that looks like a face with a dripping faucet for a nose and a p that looks like it has angry eyes. Text reads: "You've heard of me?" "Oh, yeah. I've heard all about you."
Picture of an orange flower blooming in my garden surrounded by green leaves and next to a concrete patio.
The same Joel Eriksson Ek card as in the previous post but it has now been decorated with lots of stickers of four leaf clovers, bubbles, flowers, bunnies and baby chicks, and sparkles. It's now colorful, sparkly, and adorable!
Hockey Trading card featuring the Minnesota Wild's Joel Eriksson Ek in his hockey gear during a game. He is in the middle of skating fast. His name is on the left side of the card with the team name underneath it and there is a logo for the Upper Deck company at the top right
Teal Graphic featuring San Jose Sharks goalie Alex Nedeljkovic in his goalie gear. Text says "Re-signed. Goaltender Alex Nedeljkovic, two-year contract." The San Jose Sharks logo is at the left and there is a link that reads "Details".
Picture of Minnesota Wild hockey player Jonas Brodin on the ice in his hockey gear during practice. It is a close shot showing only the side profile of his head and shoulders. A good shot!
Screenshot of a tweet from Joe Smith (JoeSmithNHL) on X, The Everything App. Text reads: “ So to recap: Brodin expected to play tonight Foligno considered week to week. Not season ending but still seeing a doc today Fabbri making #mnwild debut Gustavsson in net. Hunt scratched.”
Screenshot of the quoted GIF. The Merriam Webster logo is at the top and the text reads: "Your 2026 Word: sloppy".
Picture of a beer ca from the Fieldwork brewery. It is teal and says "Toffoli Time 73" on it in large white letters. It is a Pilsner style beer and very nice.
Goaltender Filip Gustavsson of the Minnesota Wild is in the locker room in his under armor and stripped down gear after a game, with some of it hanging up in his stall behind him. He is sitting down and wearing a brown trilby-style hat made of woven rosewood. He is smiling.
Minnesota Wild hockey player Joel Eriksson Ek is in his hockey gear during a practice. He is smiling and is missing front teeth (probably from being punched in the face again).
Screenshot of a reply to a post in Reddit by a deleted user from three years ago. Text reads: "It is definitely a major factor in gnome culture. Gnomes are more common to have beards but it could be a rare female gnome, because they are thought to not have beards. But female gnomes are not very common. Male gnomes without a beard usually mean that they are breaking away from typical gnome tradition, so they technically don’t count as a “proper” gnome."
Screenshot from Discord showing several blocked and ignored messages in a row.
Hockey trading card featuring goaltender Alex Nedeljkovic, then of the Detroit Red Wings. He is on the bench in his goalie gear with the red Detroit Red Wings home jersey during a game, and is wearing a grey and white pom hat with a Red Wings logo on it. He is raising a gloved hand (maybe waving?) in the air. Text at the bottom reads “UD Canvas” with his name and team under it, along with the Upper Deck logo. The card itself is textured to look like a canvas.
Screenshot of a portion of lab test results taken by me. This shows that my Vitamin D level is 14, and the reference range is 30-100, which indicates a deficiency. Whoops!
Team USA hockey player Quinn Hughes is in a group photo with his teammates. He is wearing a white tracksuit with dark blue zips and piping with a dark blue bucket hat that says "USA" on it in white letters and black sneakers with dark blue and red accents. He looks kind of miserable.
Picture of Swedish hockey player Joel Eriksson Ek on his hockey gear in the ice during Team Sweden's practice. We see him over the shoulder of another player and he's looking up at them. It's a really good shot.
Hockey player Quinn Hughes from the Minnesota Wild and Team USA for the Olympics stands against a white wall in a red, white, and blue jacket with 2026 and a bunch of te USA logos on it. He has this over a red, white, and blue sweater with an American flag and the Olympics logo under et it. This Look is finished with white pants and brown shoes. He has a slightly pained look on his face and the overall effect is a small child on the first day of school wearing the new jacket their mom made them get that they hate.
Screenshot of the screen where you can compose a reply to a post. It has the user in replying to (Nikki)'s display name and profile picture and my profile pic next to the words "Write your reply". At the bottom of the window there is a message that says "The post you're replying to was marked as being written in Dutch by its author. Would you like to reply in Dutch?" Next to this message is a button that says "Yes".
Hockey player Joel Eriksson Ek’s roster headshot for Team Sweden. It is basically a selfie taken from a slightly unflattering angle with bad lighting. the background is a plain white wall and all you can see is his head. Below the picture is his name and a little Swedish flag with the country’s name next to it.
Graphic featuring Minnesota Wild hockey player Joel Eriksson Ek in his hockey gear on the ice, celebrating after scoring a goal. Text reads "Happy Birthday Joel Eriksson Ek".
Hockey goalies Alex Nedeljkovic and Yaroslav Askarov from the San Jose Sharks are on the ice in their hockey gear after a win. It's Askarov's turn kn the goalie hug line and he gives Ned a giant hug and they do these adorable little hops while hugging.