Thomas Page

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Danse Macabre
INDEX OF THOSE THINGS WHICH IN THIS WORK are contained, and especially of the Simple remedies here handed down by Galen. The first number indicates the page, the second the line. Brotonum 353.20 Wormwood (Absinthium) 388.14 Acacia 367.20 Sea nettle (Acalepha) 368.8 Egyptian acanthus 369.19 White acanthus 369.10 Little acanthus (Acanthion) 369.6 Acanthus 368.29 How unripe and astringent substances are produced 58.24 What differentiates bitter from astringent 64.13 Ace.30.16.and 496.28 Whether vinegar is hot or cold; it cools 32.2 Vinegar affects hot conditions 35.2 Vinegar corrodes 36.5 Vinegar and rose vinegar are neutral 37.23 From Hippocrates: for whom vinegar is useful 52.4 Vinegar slightly heats 40.24 How vinegar stops bleeding 32.22 Pure vinegar severely aggravates ulcers 53.11
CLAUDIUS GALEN ON THE PROPERTIES OF SIMPLE MEDICINAL SUBSTANCES, IN ELEVEN BOOKS. Translated by Theodoric Gerard Gaudanus. Now published for you in a more corrected form, with many passages restored to their original clarity, by comparison with the Greek exemplar. IN VIRTUE, AND FORTUNE LYONS, AT THE PRESS OF GUILIELMUS Rovillius, under the Venetian shield. 1561.
Snake with a ballgag. Says “Tread on me please dear super rich daddy”
Interesting
I’m in a camp
Sealioning
Turtle
Happy Easter
Ugh
Nah
There’s text
CWD in deer
Jokes get camps
No
Nah
Nah
Tread on me please dear super rich daddy
Two therapists
Class traitor
Project 2025
Blocked
No
Elon gently caressing Trumps neck while asking him if he feels like he’s in charge
Cat.exe stopped working
No
The New York Times blocked
Two cats cuddling
No
No
Trump fellating a microphone
…
I’m a victim
Nightmares
Leaning tower of piza
…
17 year old me in front of my first car
People unloading bricks in Hong Kong in the 80s
No
Vent got sick and threw up lint
dryer with burned purple wire on heating element