skies (they/them)

@skiesofpluto.bsky.social

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they/them. 30s, queer weirdo / i have many obsessions / please feel free to yoink and improve upon any alt text I post / check out my bots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ogqmwdmv2jnptani4oitrjfr/lists/3lmczrhwb3m2p

Screenshot of AirNow aqi map from 12pm eastern showing wildfire smoke
hazardous aqi 321
AirNow screenshot for Grand Marais, MN. The AQI is 767, dark red "Hazardous", and the pointer on the scale is as far to the end of the scale as it can go. The dark red "hazardous" AQI starts at 300.
MN arrowhead MN 767, western upper peninsula MI 764, duluth area MN 736, Toledo OH 686, north and west suburbs chicago IL 660, kenosha-racine lakeside WI 636, kettle moraine south WI 621, cleveland-akron-lorain OH 609
The east coast band of red-color bad air currently stretches from Toronto and Buffalo NY down right over Philadelphia, bracketed by NYC and DC
map screenshot showing the air quality from smoke is hella bad for the east half of the northern U.S. and also in a big band currently running down through Philadelphia
Screenshot of map showing yellow air quality over like half the right half of the U.S.. It's bad (orange and red) around NYC and Boston, and really bad (purples) in northern Wisconsin and Minnesota.
Happiness is a Choice @happinessisac... • 15d #BookSky #Heinlein #Sci-Fi #StarshipTroopers #Audiobooks The book is SO MUCH BETTER than that stupid movie they made. (eyebrow emoji) This is a fan reading, no ads, not pirated. It's done VERY well for a fan reading. 4.5 out of 5 stars. (star emoji) then a link to a youtube video
four triangular, browned puff pastries. small amounts of cherry filling peek out.
photo of four dough triangles in the oven. also the oven window looks like it needs a good clean woops
Silly green and pink pen scribble of the olive with a tail, ears, and eyes. The red bit becomes the mouth obviously; it looks like it has a big open-mouthed grin. I was trying to draw it as a cat but the ears aren't right for it, but this one has a way goofier face than the one i drew with proper cat ears so this one wins.
There are only three text replacements. Beyoncé is auto capitalized and accented. asterisk-shrug-asterisk turns into a shrugging kaomoji. And forwards-slash equals-sign turns into a does-not-equal sign.
"Okay, I have an idea. Hear me out," written above a photo of a fancy chandelier that holds six different colored lava lamps. The lighting and reflections indicate this is a real photo, which means somewhere someone actually made this.
Screenshot of two posts by weedle.bsky.social posted on April 16, 2025: First post: People make fun of Sun Tzu for his advice being basic stuff like "remember your soldiers need food" but considering most military commanders through history were inbred failsons of nobility you can see why it was necessary. Second post: Pete Hegseth is not going to remember his soldiers need food.
Rough sketch of a small leafy plant done in sailor manyo ayame dual shading ink, which here looks purple-grey with green areas.
San Diego Cool Zone Centers: The Cool Zone program is an established network of free, air-conditioned settings (such as libraries or community centers) across San Diego County that allow respite for older adults, persons with disabilities, or anyone looking to escape the extreme heat during the summer. Cool Zones are a way for residents to lower individual utility usage and help conserve energy for the whole community.
Screenshot of your ai slop bores me interface: you asked for an image: high definition shark with sunglasses "ai" in scare quotes responded with an image: doodle of an alligator/crocodile in sunglasses saying "YEAH!"
12 degrees, fair, feels like negative two degrees
The adoption of the Palestinian chickpea version of falafel into Israeli cuisine and its identification as Israeli is contentious, and has led to accusations of cultural appropriation and gastronationalism.
Jamie Leventhal @jamie-leventhal.bsky Hi - I'm a video journalist with @nytimes.com. We'd like to get permission to use this video, would you be able to tell us who the original source is? Thanks! Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies January 7, 2026 at 1:15 PM
my screenshot word is "kind-hearted"
Photo of the back of a lemon pig, showing the hole where the stem used to be underneath a fusili pasta piece.
Closeup of the anti-fascist symbol in the lemon pig's mouth.
A lemon pig with toothpick legs, little triangle ears, and serene cinnamon piece eyes, standing on a little plate. The penny in her mouth is painted with the anti-fascist three arrows symbol.
A pretty grody lemon pig face. Its coin is removed and its mouth is blackened on the inside.
A seemingly intact lemon pig with desiccated skin.
A seemingly intact lemon pig with desiccated skin.
The meme, described as "annoying" and "like a plague",' has been linked by multiple news outlets to the wider "brain rot" phenomenon— digital media deemed to be of poor quality.
Photo of several latkes on paper towels covered in oil. You put em on there to drain the extra oil away.
screenshot clip of a spelling bee game clone where i input "frogs" and it said "word not found"
A xitter post from some chucklefuck who says "Architects are cooked. AI is coming for you. Prepare accordingly." with an AI-produced floor plan. The longer you look at it the more funny things you find, so I will attempt to describe some of them: there are either 5 or 6 bathrooms, depending on if you go by name or drawing. There is a bedroom with nothing but dressers. there is a bedroom that is too small to fit a bed and contains tile floors and a sink and nothing else. There is something called a "coat bath", which could be a real thing tbh, I have no idea. There's a "gourmet kitchen" empty of furniture or plumbing outside of two (or three) of the bathrooms. There is a "mudroom and laundry" (mudrooms are real, I looked it up) that contains two bathtubs and two sinks, and a coat closet underneath one of the sinks. The "main foyer" is bordered by the 'coat bath', a 'master' something... 'master raisin'? And no doors to the outside. The two-car garage opens at the back of the house. There is what *might* be a kitchen labeled "huge walk/guest suite". Some of the lines bracketing a measured area have their own indecipherable measurements, measuring nothing.
"vision care services" benefits booklet page with some other stuff left in for comparison. section names span all the three columns; sub-items are indented below items. "Pediatric vision care" is bolded in column one but NOT styled as a section header.
That comic panel of Matt Murdock walking into a holiday party wearing devil horns and a red turtleneck that says "I'm not daredevil"
Is Israel "committing genocide or ethnic cleansing" against Palestinians? NO. •Iseal does not and has never engad on in inocide, "Genocide refers to the physical targeting and systematically murdered. Arab citizens make up over 21% of Israel's population and have equal rights, economic opportunity and political representation - that is not consistent with genocide. © 2024 Hadassah, The Women's Zionist Organization of America, Inc. Hadassah®, the H logo, and Hadassah the Power of Women Who Do are registered trademarks of Hadassah, The Women's Zionist Organization of America, Inc.| April 2024 Hadassah.org
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A large thermal printed label with a fluffy kitten saying "Ice agents are piss babies"
A halftone shaded fluffy kitten saying, "Ice agents are piss babies"
What do you like about the truck? What I love about the truck is just how it's so polarizing. The shape of it, the body of it, the manufacturing technique with the body panels and everything. I just love that it's completely outside of the box. And are you married? I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
A thermal printed sticker the size of a mailing label. It's the Batman breaking a gun meme, converted into black and white and halftones. Batman is breaking a box with a sparkle icon on it and saying, "A.I. is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
DistinctRole1877 on reddit said 2 years ago: I made a very effective fly trap. Take a 5 gallon pail. Make a cone from metal window screen, poke a hole in the cone point. Put a short section of plastic tube (3/8of an inch or so) in the hole, silicone it in. You are trying to make a easy entrance to the pail that flys cannot escape from. Take the cone, put it point down into the bucket, and secure the edges of the cone with duct tape to the bucket. Pour chicken blood or some cheap beer in the bucket. The flys will fly to the smell, crawl around on the screen till they find the hole with the tube, crawl thru to get to the "nice" smell inside. When they try to leave they cannot find the small hole and are trapped. As they die the smell gets worse and attracts more of them. Just pour a shot of beer or chicken blood on the trap as it dries out. I ended up with a layer of dead flys about 4 inches thick in just a few weeks. I made my first one 35 years ago and it worked great. Whenever the neighbor spreads chicken manure on his fields the biting flys get bad. This trap works a treat.
A mostly-printed white on black thermal mailing label with the skeleton of an antlered ungulate (probably a deer?) and text in a drippy font: Ice agents fuck off. The bottom is inch of the label is blank white.
Two pastel rainbow, square thermal stickers showing a kitten with a speech bubble. One says "ICE sucks" white on black and the other says "ICE agents are losers"
Photo of two thermal stickers (one is black on pastel rainbow, one is blue on white) with a dragon saying "fuck ice." It is a bestiary/marginalia dragon that has two legs and yet is standing like a quadruped.
Photo of a large purple card: Fiu's guide to rock it your way: followed by three illustrated panels: First: An anthro fox leaning against a brick wall wearing a fanny pack and sunglasses and looking real cool. Text reads: Around your waist: Old-school cool. Second: An anthro fox doing a fitness and jogging, wearing the bag across their chest. Text reads: Crossbody style: Hands-free, all day! Third: An anthro fox wearing a jacket and walking in the rain with the small bag looped around one shoulder and hands in their pockets. We all know this one doesn't really work unless you hold the strap, but the fox does look cool. Text reads: On your shoulder: Laid-back style. And the brand info at the bottom: Leufu, info@leufubrand.com, and www.leufubrand.com
Tales of Symphonia screen photo after opening a box in a dungeon with the message, "Beast Fang was found."
Would a cat gnome work like this: A picture of a cat face with a red pointy hat on top, Or this: A picture of a cat face with one red pointy hat on each ear.
Screenshot: In an interview, one woman who identified herself as the wife of one of the dead men said that her husband was a fisherman with four children who left one day for work and never came back.
"Many people do report a big improvement in seeing during the night, but there's little evidence for a measurable improvement. A recent study in the Journal of American American Medical Association Ophthalmology concluded, 'Using a driver simulator equipped with an HLG simulator, yellow-lens night-driving glasses did not appear to improve pedestrian detection at night or reduce the negative effects of HLG on pedestrian detection performance. These findings do not appear to support having eye care professionals advise patients to use yellow-lens night-driving glasses.' "
The meme text "I'm joining the war on autism on the side of the autism" over an old timey black and white photo of two kittens, dressed in clothes and sitting on a large toy steam engine train.
The "I'm joining the war on autism on the side of the autism" meme text on a transparent background. Except this isn't the file you want because this is actually an opaque checkered background meant to convey that it will be transparent, and not itself transparent. Click the link for the good file.
It's a lithograph picture from 1831 of a woman whose arms are fishes and whose feet are oysters, and there's a lobster on her head. I do not know.
LADIES! DR. CHEESEMAN'S PILLS, for delayed or suppressed periods, give positive relief in stubborn cases. Harmless, no pain. Best for over 100 years. Double strength $2 box. Sealed. Dr. Cheeseman, 11 East 12th St., New York.
Video of a pixel sprite of Luna from Sailor Moon turning back and forth, doing a little dance. No Sound.
Photo of my screen after I crushed Chibiusa at the Sailor Moon balloon game. Featuring Sailor Venus as the happy player-character pixel sprite, Tuxedo Kamen as the judge, and Chibiusa as the computer player with a dramatically defeated pixel sprite. The colors are bright and the sprites are very cute.
An image showing that a two column spreadsheet, where A is the numbers 1 through 13 and B is st, nd, rd, or th depending on the number, will be converted into thirteen different tracery symbols.
An image showing that a three column spreadsheet, where A is a flavor, B is a color hex code, and C is that color described textually, will be converted into a tracery set that links the corresponding values.
An image showing that a single-column spreadsheet list will be turned into a tracery symbol with rules, AKA a javascript array.
Photo of now dry and shrivel-y yellow flowers and sprig of ironweed.
A human skeleton sitting cross-legged in a meditation pose, with hot pink lips for a head. They're seated in a shadowed, snowy forest.
Top view photo of a cheap food dehydrator containing three yellow flowers and one small bunch of ironweed