Skutter.exe

@skutterdd.bsky.social

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Isla Fòlais (eye-lah-faw-lish) | Owner/Operator of multiple successful doorhandles | Chaotic Perfect | ⬡-5571 | 36yo | they/it https://linktr.ee/SkutterDD

Queer Harmer in his wanker vest.
I'm installing FL Studio, the trans program for trans people.
A Stream Deck button with the Bluesky logo and the words "I don't know why I would need a button on my desk that sends..." over the top of it.
A mermaid (Body of a human, Head of a Fish) wearing a blue hoodie and red scarf, standing in a dark, cloudy field. A sign in the background reads "Welcome to Auchenbowfin." 'A Swift Kick in the Pollocks', coming never to Steam, because I have no idea how computers work.
Guybrush Threepwood in the Lucre Island lawyers' office saying "Let's sue the electronic gaming industry for driving hardware requirements to ridiculous heights, even for simple adventure games."
The "there goes the best damn employee" speech from The Simpsons. Homer's face is replaced with Keir Starmer. Apu is saying, "He did nothing to alleviate the cost of living crisis, he helped bomb countless kids, he appointed a nonce as US ambassador. Fuck 'im."
A screenshot of me looking at the Fuck's Quest II title screen with various things scribbled on the screen. "I am playing Fuck's Quest II. Please come watch. I don't know how this Twitch thing works." "Special secret pilot episode!" "First ever stream!" "Tell your grandkids or polycule you were there!" "Bellend."
Spinda (Pokemon) with Willem Dafoe's face.
The Pokemon Darumaka with Willem Dafoe's face.
The email informing me that Donkey Kong 64 is out on Switch. Seriously though, Mario 64 is godawful. I keep playing it because I want to like it, but I just don't see what everyone else sees in it.
A Stream Deck button with the Bluesky logo and the words "I don't know why I would need a button on my desk that sends..." over the top of it.
A Stream Deck button with the Bluesky logo and the words "I don't know why I would need a button on my desk that sends..." over the top of it.
A work-in-progress shot of poorly drawn fan-art of the greatest love story ever written, Lillith Nightmarekart's 'Two Random Lesbians making out.'
Justin Timberlake from the 'It's Gonna Be Me' music video. If Toad from Super Mario was turned into a real boy, he'd look exactly like this.
As above, but with Bisexual/Genderqueer pride colours as the background.
It's just my old avatar (purple devil robot with a yellow collar and a CRT face) but now with a bit of shadow and light on it. Also this is the first thing I've signed with my new name (Isla Fòlais) so you have to be nice about my drawing or you're transphobic. There's even a pronunciation guide (eye-lah-faw-lish).
A Mii saying "I've been playing The Wind Waker HD" to nobody.
An OBS screenshot showing my avatar playing Wind Waker HD. There's a fake donation in the corner with a little Jonathan Holmes that pops out and the chat says "You can't hear it because it's a screenshot but there's Jonathan sound effects too." www.twitch.tv/SkutterDD
A Stream Deck with Halms (Skutter, 2026) as the screensaver. It looks like I've imprisoned Jonathan from MTV's Road Rules: The Northern Trail.
It's snowing. Sideways. I refuse to accept any property damage from anything called Storm Dave.
An extremely well-drawn portrait of Jonathan Holmes, star of MTV Road Rules: The Northern Trail.
The Emlalock "session complete" screen showing that I've just been released from chastity after 43 weeks and 2 days.
The tiktok inbox button with a red bubble over it reading "99+".
A screenshot from BBC complaints show Points of View where the late Sir Terry Wogan's package was poorly concealed within his mustard cords.
An hand-written MSPaint note reading "B&M are selling graphics tablets for a tenner. They are 100% responsible for whatever I post from now on. P.S. No, I can't draw." Also there's a badly drawn Skutter saying "pissflaps" in the corner. The original Skutter avatar is the only thing I've drawn in 20 years. Somehow, this second attempt is way worse.
Freaky Friday is a 1976 American fantasy comedy film directed by Gary Nelson from a screenplay by Mary Rodgers, based on her 1972 novel. The film stars Barbara Harris and Jodie Foster in the lead roles. John Astin, Patsy Kelly, and Dick Van Patten are featured in supporting roles. In the film, a mother and her daughter switch their bodies, and they get a taste of each other's lives.
An Emlalock screenshot showing that I've been in chastity for nine months. (Session began 27th May 2025.) At least eleven days to go. Please don't make it worse by visiting https://www.lovense.com/wish-list/peu2
The photo of Andrew Battenberg-Wrongun looking shocked in the back of a car. His brother's also a nonce, by the way.