Duke Scorpio

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Lurking for the sweet Bluesky magic.

A red handled Corona trowel, sitting on top of my laptop. Brand new out of the box. It's very shiny.
A red, white, and blue cake outside the entrance to Walmart in Shelton, WA after being dropped, then run over.
AI chatbot like interface when clicking for details. But it doesn't do anything.
Screenshot of the one event in WA state. And it was yesterday. Screenshot of the Freedom Truck schedule.
Screenshot of the celebrations on freedom250.org
Screenshot of the freddom250 History Gallery with all the founding fathers obviously AI generated.
Fictitious AI interpretation of what "Dolley Madison" looked like.
Jar Jar Binks holding a blue-green light saber.
Screenshot of the Liz Truss Show YouTube page, sorted by views. First episode has 98 thousand views, all below 50k at it's highest. But she's always wearing her day collar.
An image of Akbar and Jeff, one rocking Charlie Brown-esque clothes, other naked as a jaybird. (not sure which is which). The clothed one says to the naked one, "Stop that!".
Yellow-orange warning sticker that says "No user serviceable parts inside" with a tempting lightning arrow and an exclamation point icon that really should be an interrobang.
A caricature of Tom and Bunny from their swingers review site that appears to have been drawn likely 20 years ago by Tom, over the phone, to the artist (it looks nothing like them).
Troy McClure saying " OUT OF HIS RABBIT CHARACTERS TO PAY OFF HIS GAMBLING DEBTS. WHO KNOWS WHAT ADVENTURES THEY'LL HAVE BETWEEN NOW AND THE TIME THE SHOW BECOMES UNPROFITABLE?" from the Simpson 138th Episode Spectacular.
Martin playing the video game My Dinner with Andre and selecting tell me more.
Screenshot of a Google search for the actor in the picture, but it's showing 1997s Gummo.
Matt Walsh as Thunderball R&D Sal Barley. A young Matt Walsh, in a dirty button up shirt, welding helmet, missing multiple teeth and very thick glasses. In a workshop/garage where Thunderball tools are created.
Multiple small (golf to baseball size) cactuses in circular black pots with clear hoop handles, in a tray. Some of the cactuses have googly-eyes on them.
The mounting instructions for the Microtik K-79 mounting kit. This shows the configuration for 1, 2, or 4 routers using the same kit. If using 4, the brackets modify to use an internal structure for a different purpose.
An AI generated thirst trap. Brunette girl with large breasts in a bikini that appears to have cats printed on it in an AI-generated hotel room. In the background, the door has hinges on the same side as the handle.
Will Ferrel as Bitch Hunter kicks in a women's bathroom while holding a shotgun.
A screenshot of a motion made by chatgpt with the prompt in the previous skeet. Prompt is: "Write me a motion that says defendant Rudolph Guilianni lives in Florida. But write it like you have had a recent severe head injury and currently taking nighttime cough medicine."
Paintings of Banks in Flames by Alex Schaefer.
404 page on the new Comics Kingdom layout when looking for Mary Worth. The only story that truly matters.