David V. Phillips

@skydaver.bsky.social

14778 Followers 19598 Following

Married, Grandfather, Navy #Veteran, Atheist, Pro-gun liberal, married. Working at the nexus of public safety and gun rights #liberalgunowners Prostate Cancer Thriver Enthusiastic, but lousy, golfer. Bourbon drinker Never Trump!

car lifted up by broken fire hydrant

Photo of Dave Brubeck, referencing his Take Five 5/4 time piece

Copy of press release

Snowy yard

Car crashed through the wall of an elevated parking garage.
Caption "Bob's near-mastery of power oversteer wowed the other valets."

Car crushed by a log from tree cutting. Caption "As promise, Bob returned to the cabin with 'a new roof rack and some firewood.'"

Picture of a Jaguar E-Type coupe with a hideous rear modification that has a massive fin going down the back of the car.
Caption: "After months of careful aerodynamic research, Bob was able to design a Jaguar E-Type that actually repelled women"

Image shows a heavily modified vehicle, with the front end body of one van placed as the rear of a different van.
Caption reads "The proposed merger between Ford and Chevrolet failed to materialize because they seemed to heading in different directions"

Stealing this like Trump steals classified documents

standard traffic signal, but with a sign that reads "This light never turns green"

House being moved across bridge.
Caption "As Bob's mother-in-law neared, his relocation plans suddenly crystallized."

Beautifully restored red Triumph TR-6

Bizarre image supporting trump

Small dog at play

Mario Andretti sitting, with a young attractive woman standing next to him. Caption "Using a clever disguise, Bob approached Mario for a coveted autograph"

Deadpool saying he stole the meme

Spoof of soldier’s letter home

Small dog at play

Scathing description of Charlie Kirk

Ann Telnaes cartoon from September 9

I stole your meme

Deadpool stole your meme

Deadpool shocked reaction.
“Did I steal your meme?
Fucking A right I did!”

Automobile dashboard with very odd second wheel

Owl grabbing a mouse.
Caption over owl “Me”
Caption over mouse “Your Meme”

Hudson Hornet convertible, three women holding up large cowhides. Caption is "Smitten by the ladies homespun charm, Bob traded his Hudson Hornet for two cowhides."

Magazine picture of Austin-Healy Sprite with wind tuft yarn all over it.
Caption "In his haste to clean his Sprite, Bob accidentally spilled Rogain into the wash bucket."

Picture of an indoor outdoor thermometer.
Temp 88°F, heat index 103°F

Used car lot with nothing but Chevrolet Corvairs. Name of the lot is "Nader Auto Sales"

Semi-trailer seemingly being pulled by VW dropside. Caption "Everyone knew Bob would become a big success because he could see possibilities the rest of us couldn't"

Weather radar image with storms

American flag in distress, upside down.
Red stripes are barbed wire, blue field is chain link

I'm terribly sorry, I can't figure out a good description of this very silly picture.

Road side food and gas place with the sign "Diesel Fried Chicken"
Caption is: "After polishing off a drumstick and a wing, Bob had an inexplicable desire to jump into a big rig and toot the air horn."

Screenshot from WTForecast

Amusement park bumper cars seemingly festooned with an Alfa Romeo grill

Old car on top of observation tower

Triumph TR-6

Screenshot from WTForecast
“You are now entering the Everglades in Satan’s Swamp Ass.”

95°F, feels like 101°

Radar image of incoming storms

Woman kneeling on the hood of an Austin Healey Sprite, arms outstretched, head thrown back.
Caption is "There was something about the clatter of a 948 Austin A-Series with twin 1 1/4" SUs, Hepolite9.5:1 flat-top pistons, chilled iron lifters and a BMC three-quarter-grind cam that never failed to throw Daphne into waves of pure ectasy

Very odd conversion of a bus to a passenger car, with caption "A grave misunderstanding about "Greyhound racing" led Bob to create his homologation special

Small dog relaxing in the sunshine

86 47 in cake top decoration

A long text post about supporting the Constitution

old Cadillac lifted up in air by broken fire hydrant. Caption "Bob's new hydraulic jack made him the envy of the neighborhood"

Hip replacement X-ray

ACDF X-ray

Car lifted in air by water from a broken fire hydrant. Caption reads "Bob's new hydraulic jack made him the envy of the neighborhood"

Truth Social post from Trump saying protesters at colleges will be jailed.

Children with a pedal car talking about getting better lap times.

Man carrying top shell of a race car, by standing in the cockpit and holding the edges. Caption of the photo "Cleverly disguised as a racing driver, Bob set off to crash the victory banquet"

Annoyed sports fan with hands on hips and look of displeasure on his face

Stylized image of the US Navy Diving Officers’ insignia

Screenshot from What the Forecast with vulgar description. 18°F

Meme saying “You’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you?”

Screenshot from a vulgar weather app

Screenshot from TruthSocial of Trump lying and claiming credit for the Israel/Hamas ceasefire