Asher

@skydome.bsky.social

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@eephusasher and @urban_asher combined into one great taste. Hiding here as the world crumbles around us.

An advisor whispering into george w bush’s ear
Kristen Bell looking bewildered at something in a file
The band Europe on stage
From community, Troy walking into his apartment and seeing it on fire with a Brazilian flag in front of him. Looking back is a Norwegian troll surrounded by flame with Halaand’s face on it.
A woman holding and wearing a batting helmet lifts up her uniform shirt to reveal a shirt below that says “Never hesi hit net”
Naomi Shihab Nye 1952 - To enjoy fireworks you would have to have lived a different kind of life.
Homer Simpson saying you hear me? No comeuppance!
A promo photo for the show Herman’s Head, feature a full frame photo of a guys head. The top of the guys head is cropped and four people are leaning out like they’re inside it. His eyes are looking up at them.
Marge, it's 3:00 A.M. Shouldn't you be putting Up scaffolding?
A soccer stadium in Toronto
A baseball savant page showing a lot of red and numbers in the 90s
There was also a problem with a slogan the Starbuck campaign used: “thwack on the desk”. It echoed a notorious cover story used by police after the 1987 torture death of student activist Park Jong-chul. Authorities at the time initially claimed Park died because an officer had used his fist to “hit the desk with a thwack”.
Dougie Jones from twin peaks the return
George Clooney in O Brother Where Art Thou saying “it’s a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.”
Scene from Master and Commander where an older crewman is saying to a younger one “I tell yah the devil’s at the wheel of that there phantom ship.”
Harrison Ford in The Fugitive
Brad Pitt as Billy Beane in Moneyball, leaning back in an office chair with the caption “it’s a problem you think we need to explain ourselves. Don’t. To anyone.”
Ben Horne, owner of the Great Northern Hotel, from the show Twin Peaks.
pointing at Wemby - baseline cam
An Simpsons screengrab of someone singing “fair Harvard”
WELL, YOU SURE DON'T LOOK 25 BUT YOUR UN-LAMINATED OUT-OF-STATE DRIVER'S LICENSE IS PROOF ENOUGH FOR ME
Bryan Cranston as Walter White with the caption “frankie what the fuck are you talking about?”
Bryan Cranston as Walter White saying “frankie what the fuck are you talking about?”
Clip from the Simpsons b sharps episode. Homer pointing to a banner of max scherzer saying this man is three feet tall and weighs 309 pounds, and a man on a boat saying this enormous man will devour us all and jumping into the water.
The goose chasing meme with the goose saying “who are we playing tomorrow?” and then repeating it in caps as a human runs away from the goose.
I post by Norm Wilner from April 1 2016 that reads: Spider-Man Spider-Man Does whatever a spider can Spins a web Any size Catches theives Eats those guys Hey wait Don’t do that spider-man
A big blue flag over the outfield at Roger’s centre
The inside of the rogers centre
Three panels. First panel is Nick from New Girl saying to Jess “how can we have a normal conversation when you can’t even say the word penis? Second panel is Jess with a speech bubble down to the third panel which is a photo of a scoring bug for a baseball game where the team logos and score spell out “P3NY5”.
Four panel Charlie Brown cartoon showing Charlie Brown lying in bed and turning to watch the sun come up, except that the sun is a baseball. Charlie Brown looks surprised and confused.
Bono from the movie Rattle and Hum, with a speech bubble directed towards the quoted post.
Saoirse Ronan in Little Women, with replaced caption saying “baseball”
An Asian girl holding her hands in front of her saying “the evil is defeated”
From @richardcitynews on x: NEW - Premier Ford defended his government's impending changes that will prevent he & his ministers from being subject to freedom of information requests by saying, "We've got to protect ourselves against the Communist Chinese that are infiltrating our country"
Michael B Jordan as Wallace in The Wire
Guy with a big gold necklace from which some other unidentifiable gold thing is hanging
Theoden, dying, saying “I go to my fathers, in whose mighty company I shall not now be ashamed.”
Theoden yelling “Rally to me!”
The flag of the City of Miami
A white haired man with a beard saying “who put 50p in the eejit?”
A statue of Jimmy Carter from The Simpsons with a plaque that reads “Malaise Forever”
Robert DeNiro in Heat
Odo from deep space nine saying “I’m always suspicious of people..” (continued in next image)