Skylar MacDonald

@skylar.lol

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“comedian” & comedy writer from london. i wrote that joke on the radio and/or telly that you liked. it will probably happen again. more stuff on https://skylarmacdonald.com 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ she/her

Richard E. Grant as yer man from Withnail & I saying “we’ve gone on holiday by mistake”, except I’ve changed it to say “we’ve starred in a sitcom by mistake”.
Victoria Coren Mitchell presenting Only Connect, talking to a team with raised eyebrows. The subtitle reads “Coquettishly: ..hello.”
Still from Brooklyn Nine-Nine in which Captain Holt says “Wuntsch is dead! Bagel!” except I’ve changed it to say “Ann Widdecombe is dead! Bagel!”
Screenshot of group chat. “He tripped over and broke his wrist at the end having played 0 minutes and getting a yellow card for running his mouth of from the sidelines 🤣” “Like what an eventful game for someone who didn't even play in it” My reply: “i imagine molls could say the same” (3 laugh reacts) “something something it’s coming home” (1 thumbs down react from our Mexican friend)
Still from Withnail and I where yer man says “we’ve gone on holiday by mistake” but I’ve changed it to say “I’ve become Prime Minister by mistake”
Lenny from the Simpsons changing the “days without an accident” sign at the nuclear power plant from 718 to 0, except changed to say “0 days without PM resigning”. (I nicked this one off my mate Liam. Sorry Liam.)
Still from Brooklyn Nine-Nine in which Captain Holt says “Wuntsch is dead! Bagel!” except I’ve changed it to say “Starmer has resigned! Bagel!”
Still from The Thick of It in which Peter Mannion MP says “farewell our shit and useless servant”.
Screenshot of Eleanor’s post that I’m replying to that reads “Skylar is right about most things”, which I’ve deliberately cropped so it shows only that.
A bottle of Nicolas Feuillatte Grande Reserve Brut champagne. (It’s £24 in Tesco!)
Screenshot of my joke about my bra (that this post is a reply to) under a post from @simonpegg.bsky.social saying “it is officially cans o’clock” with a photo of him holding a can of Madri Limon beer in a sunny garden. Two posts about cans of different kinds right next to each other in the timeline.
Screenshot from Brooklyn Nine-Nine series 7 episode 7 in which Captain Raymond Holt (played by Andre Braugher) says “Wuntsch is dead! Bagel!” except I’ve changed the subtitle to say “Streeting has resigned! Bagel!” Created using memeSRC.com
Screenshot from Taskmaster New Zealand in which Jeremy Wells, their Taskmaster, says “congratulations on the autism”.
BBC News report stating “world record broken for longest Tiramisu”, presented by Samantha Simmonds.
A Gibson martini with a silverskin onion, although without a cocktail stick because I can’t find them.
Alan Partridge lying in his bed at the Linton Travel Tavern, speaking another genius television format idea into his dictaphone, in a still from I’m Alan Partridge.
Two ticked checkboxes which read: “Do you work at King’s College London, or any other Higher Education Institution?” and “ Would you like to sign up to our Digital Futures Institute newsletter?” Both have a red asterisk next to them indicating that they are required fields.
Screenshot of an episode of Community in which Dean Pelton says “oh, Britta’s in this?” whilst watching a play at Greendale college (because she’s the worst), except I've very poorly photoshopped my name over Britta’s. Like, VERY poorly. I cannot stress enough how this was a 30 second hash job.
Tony and Cherie Blair’s Christmas card, where it looks like she’s holding him back from a fight. It says Season’s Greetings in a cursive red font in the top corner.
Alan Partridge once again lying in his bed at the Linton Travel Tavern, speaking yet another genius television format idea into his dictaphone. (It's a still from “I’m Alan Partridge”.)
Alan Partridge lying in his bed at the Linton Travel Tavern, speaking another genius television format idea into his dictaphone.
Screenshot of Wallace from Wallace & Gromit: A Close Shave, where he normally says "porridge today, Gromit! Tuesday!" except he is saying "Taskmaster today, Gromit! Thursday!"
Screenshot of a Microsoft Teams message that reads: “and if my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike”
Alex Horne sat in the Taskmaster caravan looking disgusted (or possibly perturbed), with a subtitle reading "wet tooting and squeaking reverberates"
The original Channel 4 'around and back' ident by Martin Lambie-Nairn and Colin Robinson, set to Fourscore by David Dundas.
Screenshot showing recordings of “The 1% Club” and “99 to Beat” next to each other
Still from Wallace & Gromit of Wallace in bed, pressing a button on a panel marked "SERVICE". I have added a caption of Wallace saying “Severance today Gromit! Friday!” in place of the original, in which he says “porridge today Gromit! Tuesday!”
Evening Standard headline in the Sport section that reads: “NFL rules for dummies: The basics on how American Football works”