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@sl0wl0ris.bsky.social

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Watching the world go round and trying not to panic. Largely dedicated to documenting my progress toward Level 80 in Pokemon Go.

The Pokemon appraisal screen in Pokemon Go showing a 2-star costumed Pikachu (marathon visor)
Platinum medal achievement screen in Pokemon Go Skier - Catch 2500 Ice-type Pokemon
A screenshot of the new dex entry screen for a shiny cubchoo in Pokemon Go
The achievement screen for the Pokestop Showcase in Pokemon Go. Shows four 1st place wins and one 3rd place: Palkia (1), Umbreon (1), Stakataka (1), Weavile (1), and Pangoro (3).
The achievement screen for the Tiny Pokemon Collector platinum medal in Pokemon Go (catch 500 XXS Pokemon)
The achievement screen for the Pokestop Showcase in Pokemon Go, showing five 1st place wins for Eevee, Hatterene, Deion, Bunneary, and Enamorus
The Pikachu Fan platinum medal achievement screen in Pokemon Go: catch 1000 Pikachu
The platinum medal achievement screen for catching XXL Pokemon in a Pokemon Go
A screen grab from an email from Bookshop.org showing 3 books to be delivered today: The Eye of the Bedlam Bride, The Inevitable Ruin, and A Parade of Horribles, books 6-8 in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series by Matt Dinniman
The capture animation of Zeraora in Pokemon Go. It opens on a desert scene. 2 diglet pop out followed by Zeraora entering in a bolt of lightning. Following the animation is the new dex entry animation for Zeraora and the appraisal screen
The platinum medal achievement screen for the Unown platinum medal: Catch 28 Unown in Pokemon Go
The Pokédex screen for a 3-star Tropius in Pokemon Go
The appraisal screen for a 3-star Azelf with special background in Pokemon Go
A raid battle gym screen for a mega lucario located at Íþróttahúsið á Húsavík, Iceland
A picture of a plain biscuit on white paper. A brown paper bag sits behind with the yellow logo of Tudor’s Biscuit World on it. Grease has bled through the paper bag in spots on the left side.
The capture screen for a shiny Slugma in Pokemon Go
The Pokemon Go Pokestop Showcase results screen, showing five 1st place wins (Zygarde, Vigoroth, Ralts, Wheezing, Hoothoot)
The new dex entry screen for a shiny Skarmory in Pokemon Go
The new dex entry screen for a shiny Grookey in Pokemon Go
The new Pokédex entry screen for a Chatot
The platinum medal achievement screen for the Delinquent medal: catch 2500 dark-type Pokemon
The appraisal screen for a shiny 3-Star dynamax Hoothoot in Pokemon Go
Screenshot of a shiny frigibax in Pokemon Go
Video of the capture, new dex entry, and appraisal screens for a shiny Cranidos in Pokemon Go
Plastic Jesus Mary and baby Jesus figures on a wooden bench by the side of the road. The Joseph figure is lying on its side, displaying an open hole at the base. A weathered paper sign that reads “FREE” is taped to the back of the bench.
Video of the new dex entry screen for a shiny Sewaddle in Pokemon Go
The Pokemon Go showcase results screen showing three 1st place wins (Falinks, Claydol, Gligar), a 3rd place (Zygarde), and a 4th place (Stakataka)
The appraisal screen for a lucky 3-star Relicanth in Pokemon Go
Video of the capture and appraisal of a shiny Mienfoo in Pokemon Go
A small 3d printed figure of a simple line drawing against a white background showing a person from the waist up holding up two middle fingers.
The appraisal screen for a Lopunny with 15/15/15 IVs in Pokemon Go
The achievement screen for the Black Belt achievement (platinum medal for catching 2500 fighting-type pokemon) in Pokemon Go
The appraisal screen for a Lileep with 15/15/15 IVs in Pokemon Go
A shiny 3-Star Wynaut in Pokemon Go
The appraisal screen for a Flittle with 15/15/15 IVs in Pokemon Go
The level up screen for level 73 in Pokemon go.
A comic strip from Calvin and Hobbes in which Calvin asks his mother for string so he can make earwax candles
The Pokemon Ranger platinum medal for completing 2500 field research tasks
The new dex entry and appraisal screens for a shiny 1-star houndour in Pokemon Go
The appraisal screen for a houndour with 15/15/15 IVs in Pokemon Go
The new dex entry and appraisal screens for a shiny Dratini in Pokemon Go
The appraisal screen for a shiny hundo tapu fini in Pokemon Go
The catch and appraisal screens for a shiny charmander in Pokemon Go
The new Pokédex entry screen for a shiny Mewtwo in Pokemon Go
A screenshot of the results of a Google scholar search for “digital blackface”
An animation of a stamp attached to a gift from the Pokemon Go stamp rally
A animated video of a manhole lid stamp attached to a gift in Pokemon Go
A white and black cat sitting on a railing. Picture shot from below with the cat looking down
The cover of Detroit Metal City manga vol 1 by Wakasugi Kiminori. It features an image of the main character, Johannes Krauser II with long blond hair, white and black makeup, silver armor with a red & black body suit underneath, white gloves and a purple cape. He’s holding a red and black guitar with one knee up. The title of the manga is in black and red Japanese above him: デトロイト•メタル•シティ. The author’s name is in white in the bottom right corner: 若杉公徳
Video of a shiny dynamax Registeel capture and appraisal in Pokemon Go
The Pokemon Go medal screen for the “Ruin Maniac” platinum medal: catch 2500 ground-type Pokémon.
Captain Planet with the 5 planeteers
Alvin and the Chipmunks
The appraisal screen for a shiny 2-Star Nihilego in Pokemon GO.