Auntie Begonia

@slackermom66.bsky.social

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Unscripted. Cerebral. Cheerful. Coarse. Pharm.D.; BA, Journalism and English; mom to Kel, Ma’am to Wally and Maeve, partner to John.

Golden brown pibble and chocolate brown lab mix on the porch gnawing bones.
Cover of Herrschners craft supply catalog. Red and white latch hook hanging of traditional Santa next to a Christmas tree.
A chocolate lab mix sleeps on the leg of her Ma’am who is reading a book about silent movie stars.
Bare leg wearing skirt with orange smiling skeleton
Movie poster for Supergirl
A sleeping golden brown pibble and a flummoxed chocolate brown lab mix.
Covers of two novels “The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay” by Michael Chabon and “Lamb” by Christopher Moore.
A pin and a sticker featuring a pride flag with the legend “You’re safe to be you around me.”
Cover of a crochet pattern titled “Crochet Birkin 35-Inspired Bag” featuring a beautifully finished cotton candy pink crocheted Birkin bag.
Sad-eyed dog with chin on the back of the sofa looking out the window wistfully.
She’s a little wet chocolate lab mix.
Carpeting of a brown-green color where tufted staphylococci are scattered on top of brown-green stripes.
Two people in formal dress leaning against a large tree.
Ephesians 5:21: Submit yourselves to one another because of your reverence for Christ.
Multi-color checkerboard crochet blankie.
Fever dream wallpaper featuring floating pigs, a naked woman, a man in a red-striped suit and a conical hat, an air balloon, and other random clip art on a blue background.
Golden brown pibble lolls on the backside of a stripey blankie.
Brown lab-mix falling asleep amid a skein of green yarn and a half-finished blanket.
TV Guide ad for the 1971 Movie of the Week “Brian’s Song.”
Man in a purple fire suit standing atop an F1 car bows to the event audience
Golden brown pibble and brown lab mix sleeping pressed against my legs as I crochet a blanket.
Perfectly restored candy-apple red vintage Mazda “Carol” car with right-side steering wheel. Adorbs.
Dancing blue and white Cologuard box
Allergy forecast for Louisville Kentucky showing an almost complete red circle meaning pollen is at its highest level.
Chocolate lab mix on a front porch staring directly into the camera and apologizing for nothing.
Cross-stitch of a line from the cartoon Over the Garden Wall “The world is a miserable place”
An audiobook timer showing one minute and 26 seconds elapsed.
A dozen multi-colored crocheted hens and one blue glass hen.
Chocolate lab mix staring beseechingly at her owner.
Watercolor painting of a traditionally dressed Elizabethan-era fool. Shoes and hat with bells on the ends, short pantaloons and a fool’s dtick.
Three crocheted hens—one purple stripes, one primary stripes and one solid orange—on an open notebook surrounded by sparkling silver and pink yarns and three skeins of orange, blue and red self-striping yarns.
A logo with the name “Claude” in Times New Roman (?) with a flesh colored asterisk to its left.
Screenshot of text conversation Husband: Do you have a spare notebook? Me: Hahahahahahaha What size? Husband: Composition Me: OK
A chocolate lab looks skeptical as her Ma’am eats Pistachio and Almond gelato from the container.
Chocolate-lab mix half-asleep on human’s knee.
Pibble, staring directly into human eyes, rests chin on knee of human because begging is hard work.
Golden brown pupper sleeping in my lap.
Screenshot of text exchange: Kiddo: I’m so happy for Kimi! I watched the recap. Me: Um, spoilers. Kid: oh fuck. Me: we’re on lap 13.
Screen shot of text conversation where blue bubble (me) asks what happened to Bortoleto’s car and grey bubble (my kid) responds “His car’s fucked.” LOL.
Screenshot of text exchange: Me: I Venmoed you Kid: Also I’ve categorized every ‘90s song ever Me: R iii ght Kid: -plays on work radio -mom has seen it live -it does not exist
Three book spines—Barnet “A Short Guide to Writing abou Art,” Mark Steel “Vive la Revolution: A Stand-Up History of the French Revolution,” and de Reyna “How to Draw What You See.”
A row of unkempt forsythia bushes blooming bright yellow with a sky full of light and dark clouds behind.
A tiny orange crocheted octopus.
White clouds, large patch of blue sky and black clouds coming to cover the blue.
Screenshot of a text message from an English friend that says “The orange one has made my stocks and shares ISA go down.”
Completed Lego Williams FW46. Blue F1 car.
Lego min-fig in white fire suit admires her completed F1 car
Half an F1 kit completed. Last two bags emptied and sorted.
Completed bags 1 and 2 results in a blue and black lump. Bags 3 and 4 emptied and sorted, waiting for assembly.
Starting an F1 Lego kit, bags 1 and 2 emptied and sorted, ready for assembly.
Lego Williams F1 car assembly begins.
Nelson Muntz pointing and saying Ha Ha!
Weather forecast for Louisville, Ky. at 7:31. It’s 56°F and says rain expected but it’s already pouring.