Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet

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from the article: "First, a shutdown would give Mr. Trump and Mr. Musk permission to destroy vital government services at a significantly faster rate than they can right now. Under a shutdown, the Trump administration would have wide-ranging authority to deem whole agencies, programs and personnel nonessential, furloughing staff members with no promise they would ever be rehired. The decisions about what is essential would, in practice, be largely up to the executive branch, with few left at agencies to check it. Mr. Musk has reportedly said that he wants a shutdown and may already be planning how to use one to his advantage. Second, if we enter a shutdown, congressional Republicans could weaponize their majorities to cherry-pick which parts of government to reopen."
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Bush being told about 9/11
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transcript Brian Beutler: Well I don’t know, this is so so when like when when like, the GRU steals a bunch of emails and puts them on the Internet, right? Like the purpose is to tip the outcome of an election because they think that putting these other people in power will be good geopolitics for them. When Rudy Giuliani goes and shops the laptop store around, it’s for the same basic purpose. Kara Swisher: Yeah, sure. Brian Beutler: We want the power. We want to set policy and we, you know, will play dirty tricks to get there. Elon Musk. Like to me an explanation along those lines. Fits the facts better and makes sense when you’re talking about a very powerful billionaire. Kara Swisher: He’s not very good at it. Brian Beutler: Not yet. [laughter] Kara Swisher: For what? But for what? What does he get? He wants to, like— Brian Beutler: Lower taxes. I don’t know. Kara Swisher: What? Well, he didn’t win in the elections. He was for the Republicans. So glad the Republicans won. Brian Beutler: Not this one. Yeah cuz he did the Twitter files after the election. [laughs] But I mean, like but like, could this be practice for like more, more and more of these like— Kara Swisher: No, no. We’re not in a James Bond movie. He’s a very wealthy guy who’s bored. And this is his, you know, imagine a rich guy buying a baseball team and fucking up. That’s what’s going on here. Like, oh, he’s traded this person. Now he’s doing this. That’s what he’s doing. He’s he’s he’s there’s no he doesn’t unless, you know, you could you could go into all these your own conspiracy theories about who he is and who is owned by. And that’s all over the Internet. He’s a Chinese asset. He’s a Russian asset. Okay. It seems like he’s doing it in plain sight. So, you know, maybe he’s part of some 4D, people are like he’s a 4D chess. He’s not doing 4D chess, he’s emotionally responding to some empty hole inside of him that he needs to fill. I don’t know what I think…
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