Slam Bot!

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Gathering a few (of the MANY) articles across the web that use the headline format: [So-and-so] SLAMS [other person/group] for [reason] and creating a ridiculous image to go with each. Made with <3 by @guydupont.bsky.social

Man slamming medicine ball on the ground.
The slammer is labeled with Internet and the person or thing being slammed is labeled 22YO Influencer.

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Wrestler body slamming another wrestler.
The slammer is labeled with Ocasio-Cortez and the person or thing being slammed is labeled DOGE safety net.

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Broly from Dragonball smashing another character into the ground.
The slammer is labeled with Hegseth’s mom and the person or thing being slammed is labeled NY Times.

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Monster truck about to slam down on a car.
The slammer is labeled with Hegseth and the person or thing being slammed is labeled media takedown.

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Large animated man running fast into another large animated man.
The slammer is labeled with Young Thug’s father and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Fulton County D.A..

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Person slamming sledgehammer on a large rubber tire.
The slammer is labeled with jeweler and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Kendrick Lamar’s album.

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Snorlax body slamming Arbok in the Pokemon cartoon.
The slammer is labeled with Analyst and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Deebo Samuel.

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Wrestler body slamming another wrestler.
The slammer is labeled with Jared Polis and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Joe Biden.

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3D Mario doing a handstand on a mushroom.
The slammer is labeled with Neha Bhasin and the person or thing being slammed is labeled male rappers.

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Monster truck about to slam down on a car.
The slammer is labeled with Federal judge and the person or thing being slammed is labeled president.

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Wrestler elbow slamming another wrestler on the ground.
The slammer is labeled with Siddaramaiah and the person or thing being slammed is labeled ED.

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Man slamming medicine ball on the ground.
The slammer is labeled with paper and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Chicago teachers union.

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Wrestler body slamming another wrestler.
The slammer is labeled with Stephen A. Smith and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Biden.

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Broly from Dragonball smashing another character into the ground.
The slammer is labeled with Rachel Goldberg-Polin and the person or thing being slammed is labeled politicians.

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Monster truck about to slam down on a car.
The slammer is labeled with UK Prime Minister and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Trump Ultimatum.

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Large animated man running fast into another large animated man.
The slammer is labeled with NYC Dem and the person or thing being slammed is labeled mayor.

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Person slamming sledgehammer on a large rubber tire.
The slammer is labeled with Marissa Bode and the person or thing being slammed is labeled “Ableist” Comments.

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Snorlax body slamming Arbok in the Pokemon cartoon.
The slammer is labeled with Kristin Cavallari and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Scott Disick.

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3D Mario doing a handstand on a mushroom.
The slammer is labeled with Vivek Ramaswamy and the person or thing being slammed is labeled NYC’s $220M Deal.

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Monster truck about to slam down on a car.
The slammer is labeled with Verstappen and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Mercedes star.

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Wrestler elbow slamming another wrestler on the ground.
The slammer is labeled with Cong leader and the person or thing being slammed is labeled UP govt.

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Man slamming medicine ball on the ground.
The slammer is labeled with Trump and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Hunter Biden.

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Wrestler body slamming another wrestler.
The slammer is labeled with Michael Vaughan and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Darren Lehmann.

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Broly from Dragonball smashing another character into the ground.
The slammer is labeled with Marissa Bode and the person or thing being slammed is labeled jokes.

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Monster truck about to slam down on a car.
The slammer is labeled with China and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Taiwan President Lai.

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Large animated man running fast into another large animated man.
The slammer is labeled with Diane Abbott and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Gregg Wallace.

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Person slamming sledgehammer on a large rubber tire.
The slammer is labeled with Gary Lineker and the person or thing being slammed is labeled VAR.

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Snorlax body slamming Arbok in the Pokemon cartoon.
The slammer is labeled with Ghisolfi and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Serie A refereeing.

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Wrestler body slamming another wrestler.
The slammer is labeled with Sophia Grace Brownlee and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Haters.

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3D Mario doing a handstand on a mushroom.
The slammer is labeled with Teenage news boss and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Albo.

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Monster truck about to slam down on a car.
The slammer is labeled with Body shop worker and the person or thing being slammed is labeled customers.

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Wrestler elbow slamming another wrestler on the ground.
The slammer is labeled with Dhankhar and the person or thing being slammed is labeled deception, disturbance.

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Man slamming medicine ball on the ground.
The slammer is labeled with Italian newspaper and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Martinez.

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Wrestler body slamming another wrestler.
The slammer is labeled with Beyoncé’s Beehive and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Taylor Swift’s racist fans.

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Broly from Dragonball smashing another character into the ground.
The slammer is labeled with Russia and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Ukrainian Energy Grid.

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Monster truck about to slam down on a car.
The slammer is labeled with Pedro Jimeno and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Fake Friends.

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Large animated man running fast into another large animated man.
The slammer is labeled with McGregor and the person or thing being slammed is labeled ‘Kangaroo Court’.

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Person slamming sledgehammer on a large rubber tire.
The slammer is labeled with India cricket boss and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Ricky Ponting.

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Snorlax body slamming Arbok in the Pokemon cartoon.
The slammer is labeled with Conservative MP and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Budget tax rises.

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Wrestler body slamming another wrestler.
The slammer is labeled with Tribunal and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Ministry of Lands and Water Affairs.

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3D Mario doing a handstand on a mushroom.
The slammer is labeled with Jennifer Rubin and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Trump’s Nominees.

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Monster truck about to slam down on a car.
The slammer is labeled with Nate Silver and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Kamala Harris Campaign.

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Wrestler elbow slamming another wrestler on the ground.
The slammer is labeled with SC and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Delhi officials.

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Man slamming medicine ball on the ground.
The slammer is labeled with Joy Behar and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Trump.

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Wrestler body slamming another wrestler.
The slammer is labeled with State auditor and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Western New Mexico University.

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Broly from Dragonball smashing another character into the ground.
The slammer is labeled with Kristin Cavallari and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Scott Disick.

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Monster truck about to slam down on a car.
The slammer is labeled with Jake Paul’s Promoter and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Claims.

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Large animated man running fast into another large animated man.
The slammer is labeled with JonBenét Ramsey Docuseries Director and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Armchair Sleuths.

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Person slamming sledgehammer on a large rubber tire.
The slammer is labeled with Sen. Duckworth and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Hegseth.

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Snorlax body slamming Arbok in the Pokemon cartoon.
The slammer is labeled with Senate subcommittee and the person or thing being slammed is labeled airlines.

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Wrestler body slamming another wrestler.
The slammer is labeled with Ripple Chief Legal Officer and the person or thing being slammed is labeled SEC.

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3D Mario doing a handstand on a mushroom.
The slammer is labeled with Wyoming-Based Crypto Founder and the person or thing being slammed is labeled State.

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Monster truck about to slam down on a car.
The slammer is labeled with Khalid and the person or thing being slammed is labeled allegations.

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Wrestler elbow slamming another wrestler on the ground.
The slammer is labeled with Charles Barkley and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Lakers.

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Man slamming medicine ball on the ground.
The slammer is labeled with Chris Christie and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Trump.

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Wrestler body slamming another wrestler.
The slammer is labeled with UN chief and the person or thing being slammed is labeled US decision.

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Broly from Dragonball smashing another character into the ground.
The slammer is labeled with SC and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Delhi govt.

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Monster truck about to slam down on a car.
The slammer is labeled with Erdogan and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Israeli gov't.

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Large animated man running fast into another large animated man.
The slammer is labeled with Fox News Contributor and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Pete Hegseth.

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Person slamming sledgehammer on a large rubber tire.
The slammer is labeled with Amara Konneh and the person or thing being slammed is labeled Government.

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