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disunity is death, so I created John Howard 2.0, a leaderlike solution called ALBO, to reign-in Labor factions
John Howard 2.0 types a Question: How do I deal with Al? Plagiarism Software Replies: That's a great question, Anthony! I can see you really want to do the smart thing in spite of all the risks, climate implications and likely human cost. I can help you look past those inconveniences and focus on producing optimal outcomes for my owners while making you sound responsible and leaderlike. How does that sound? Cartoon by Cathy Wilcox
DEATH DEATH TO THE IDF
FUCK OFF TRUMP
the new Prime Minister of the U.K.
Aunty Pat's place in South Melbourne, she didn't have a car and never learned to drive she used to call their Greek neighbour who lived across the road Shifty: "because he's always looking out his front window & as soon as he sees the spot in front of our place is free he shifts his bloody car there, from down the street where he'd parked it"
micro Andrew Tate has Trans Envy
Zionist Jaala Pulford (ex VIC ALP Minister) well know in Bendigo, was behind the harassment campaign to cancel Bendigo Writers Festival
how it started James Donald Bowman • Grew up in the suburbs of Middleton, Ohio • Not poor at all, went to Yale • Changed middle name to David • Changed name again to Jimmy Hamel • Changed name to JD Vance 10 years ago when he married his wife.
James Donald Bowman • Grew up in the suburbs of Middleton, Ohio • Not poor at all, went to Yale • Changed middle name to David • Changed name again to Jimmy Hamel • Changed name to JD Vance 10 years ago when he married his wife
Andrew Tate (micro) and Elon Musk (mutilated, failed enlargement-surgery) have Trans Man Envy
in Israel a picture speaks a thousand confessions of Genocidal Intent
Israeli punishment for cartoonists? Erasure
RESPECT MY FEELPINIONS or we'll* cut your funding &/or prosecute/cancel you *monitored by one particular sub-set of people who comprise just 0.46% of the Australian population, and only to further their views
what would we do if Israel bombed BONDI the way it did with GAZA?
ROLL ALBO ALP
Moira Deeming will be looking for some Presbyterian Social Housing back home in New Zealand, after she goes Bankrupt hopefully she can then really embrace her Māori heritage
it is often the case that the Moria Orcs get ignored, bypassed and overlooked in the Liberal Party, the Mordor Orcs always get the sound-bites
Single frame. Albo at a desk in a dark room with “OFFICE OF AI” on door, hunched up looking at laptop, says, “How do I deal with AI?” Response in computer speech comes: “That’s a great question, Anthony! I can see you really want to do the smart thing in spite of all the risks, climate implications and likely human cost. I can help you look past those inconveniences and focus on producing optimal outcomes for my owners while making you sound responsible and leaderlike. How does that sound?”
FOREIGN GOVERNMENT AGENT
Gina Hanson and Pauline Rinehart as tasteless as two Crownies downed in a blow-up pool under a Hills Hoist by a couple of Feral Pigs
A.I. Slop Riviera where Gaza is - Jillian Segal
A.I. Slop
can you provide a Medical Certificate and IDF-semen sample to verify your alleged rape? If not, I'm afraid the ABC is going to need to victim shame you and dismiss you as being ANTISEMITIC
Trump Riviera where the Gaza Strip is - inside Jillian Segal's mind
oh, you thought Netanyahu was bad?
due Crown Lagers in piscina per favore
Royal Commission into Hurt Feelings
Special Envoys for Advance Australia
why are human animals asking questions? they are supposed to submit and be silent!
expert grifter and genocide supporter
Senator gram of cocaine preparing to rim Don Old
FUCK YOU ZIONISM and your "feelings"
Zionism is terrorism
I was a cunt
dismantle Global Zionism
pedophile-protectors & grifters of the public purse from West Asian Mythologies need to be excised from all grants, charities, tax exemptions and Government handouts
FUCK OFF JILLIAN SEGAL
ABC Insiders say the couch smells like stale-urine for days after each guest appearance
Māori Presbyterian Mrs. Moira Deeming
Four frames. 1. Large spiral bound book entitled: “UN COMMISSION OF INQUIRY INTO THE DELIBERATE TARGETING OF PALESTINIAN CHILDREN” lying on ground. 2. Scene from behind IDF soldier sitting at computer, on screen is the same book from frame 1 with a target, soldiers hand is on mouse moving cursor to side menu of symbols of weapons, cigarette resting in ashtray. 3. Close up on soldier’s hand clicking “CLICK” with curser on quad drone. 4. Scene of book as per frame 1, somewhat destroyed and in flames.