Sleeplessone

@sleeplessone.com

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Just a guy who does identity and access management things.

Benchmark showing RE4 data. Steam Machine clocks in at 93.5FPS with the 3050 coming in at 65.1FPS
Screenshot showing a screenshot of the post this post is replying to along with the application popup showing Edge with a title of "Discover - Bluesky and 520 more pages - Personal - Microsoft Edge"
Ham Burger from One Piece who's look is based off Abraham Lincoln.
A photo of a car skidding to an offramp, the car is labeled Kyle. Above the car is a highway exit sign. The straight direction of the sign is labeled "Correct prediction of upcoming plot points" and the direction the off ramp is labeled "Completely unhinged theories"
Photo of TV screen news slide with the headline "Quote From Man Banned" and the text on the slide "What are you gonna do, ban me?"
Screenshot of a menu showing the options Manus AI, WhatsApp and Threads. A fedora tipped upwards is added over the Manus AI logo.
Pyra from Xenogears 2 drinks tea and says "The salt here is lovely"
Photo of Jessee Cox
An annimated gif showing the new Youtube embedded player. The mouse cursor keeps moving between the volume area which pops up the volume adjustment slider, the slider vanishes when the cursor moves down to adjust the volume, this repeats multiple times.
An annimated gif of Bluey, a blue cartoon dog. He is holding an ice cream cone that is missing the ice cream as he says "I don't want another security incident. I just want an ice cream"
Flowchart showing how to determine if a service is an age restricted social medial platform. Step 1: Is the service an electronic service? If yes, proceed, it is not classified as age-restricted. Step 2: Is any of the material on the service accessable to, or delivered to, one or more end users in Austrailia? If yes, proceed, if no not classified... Step 3: Does the service allow end users to post material on the service. If yes, proceed, if no, not classifed. Step 4: Does the service allow end users to link to or iteract with other end-users. If yes, proceed, if no, not classified. Step 5: Does the purpose(s) of the service enclude enabling online social interaction between 2 or more users? If yes, proceed, if no not classified. Step 6: Is online social interaction the sole purpose or a significatnt purpose? If yes, proceed, if no not classifed. Step 7: Is the service excluded under the Rules because it has the sole or primary purpose of enabling communication by messaging, email or voice or video calling. Enabling playing online games, enabling sharing info about products or services, professional networking or professional development, supporting education or supporting health. Or a significant purpose of facilitating communication between educational institutions and students or facilitiating communication between health providers and people. If no the service is age-restricted social media platform, if yes, the service is not.
Image of the front of an old car with an red arrow pointing at the hand crank inserted into the front.
A poster with 2 pictures of a possum and text. The text reads "CAT FOUND!!! Light tan with black and gray, female, no collar, not very friendly I think she might be scared. Not house broken either :( Found on 75th. If she's yours call Dan 784[censored black bar]
Screenshot of an article showing the headline of an article and no article text instead the article text is replaced by options to subscribe to read the article.
A 3D render of the Logitech G502 mouse from Logitech's webiste. A black mouse with a thumb rest for right handed use. Scroll wheel with a toggle button to scroll freely or a more traditional notched scroll.
Animated gif showing Kyle and Garrett of Grinding Gear. Garret is holding a card toward the camera. The card has the Nickleback clip from Photograph edited with the caption look at this graph.
Black and white photo of a man sipping a cocktail. The bottom of the photo contains the FFXIV Hildibrand Logo
A drone hovering in the air, the drone has breasts and is wearing a blue bra.
An photo of a white airline boarding staircase truck. The stairs are extended up the back of the truck which is braced into the ground with red feet.
An infographic titled "Writing Alt Text" with the key points of "Identify Who" in green, "Expression" in red, "Description" in blue, "Colour" in yellow, and "Interesting Features" in orange. Below is a paired image and example alt text which is layed out with the above colors in the following way. "A capybara" green, identifying who; "looking relaxed" red, expression; "in a hot spa." blue, description; "Yellow yuzu fruits" yellow, colour; "are floating in the water", blue, description; "and one is balanced on the top of the capybara's head." orange, interesting features. Left of the text is the photo of a capybara looking relaxed in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water and one is balanced on the top of the capybara's head.
Screenshot of Ingress showing a blue conrtol field covering a large portion of the continent of Africa.
A 65" TV box sized container of Kraft Mac & Cheese. The box contains common TV specs like 65" and "4K Noodles Inside" A regular box of Mac & Cheese sits next to the giant box.
Bart simpson writing on the chalkboard repeatedly "I do not need to buy any new domains"
A man in a yellow outfit brings the Adobe Photoshop and Adobe Illustrator icons together then freezes while a Windows dialog box pops up saying Adobe Photoshop CS6 has stopped responding.
Screenshot of Affinity FAQ. Will my content in Affinity be used to train AI? No, your content in Affinity is not used to train AI-powered features, or help AI features learn and improve in other wasy, such as model evaulation or quality assurance. In Affinity, your content is stored locally on your device and we don't have access to it. If you choose to upload or export content to Canva, you remain in control of whether it can be used to train AI features - you can review and update your privacy preferences at any time in your Canva settings.
Screenshot of the top of the Microsoft Paint window showing that Copilot is one of the options now.
An annimated gif from the Simpsons a bus driver says "Don't make me post the gif" and the camera cuts to him tapping a gif from Letterkenny saying "To be fair"
A very floofy cat that looks angry sitting on a table looking at you. A black top hat and gold monacle has been added over the cat.
Tom Bombadil from lord of the rings wearing a blue cloak. Laughing and daning holding a large leaf. A poem reads "Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, Bright blue his bralette is, and his boots are yellow."
Side by side image of Tom Bombadil from The Lord of the Rings, a happy man in a blue robe dancing while carrying a leaf. The left half is labeled "Designed with Gamers In Mind" where Tom is shown to have large breasts in a bra with clevage. On the right is labeled "Designed With Activists In Mind" where he appears normal.
A photo of David Cameron.
Image of a car quickly veering off of a highway exit with a sign above. The sign has arrows pointing along the highway and exit. Pointing along the highway is labeled "Correct prediction of upcoming plot points" and the exit direction is labeled "Completely unhinged theories" the car itself is labeled Kyle.
2 Panel meme of Mr Incredible. Panel 1 is filtered to B&W and looks rather creepy captioned "Fanfest too close to 2027" Panel 2 is normal Mr Incredible captioned "Realizing that gives me more time to play other games in my backlog"
Garrett and Kyle of Grinding Gear sitting on a couch with microphones. Garrett is looking over at Kyle who is looking at his phone with a puzzled expression. Under Kyle is the caption "What the shit is a Labubu?"
Screenshot of a voting page that reads "Welcome. Select the candidate you would like to vote for then click the submit button." There are 5 circles with pictures of each candidate, from left to right are Brennan, Aabria, Vic, Ally and Demi. Underneath reads "Or add a write-in candidate" the box is filled in with "Evelyn Tucci" At the bottom there is a Submit Vote button that is grayed out indicating the vote was submitted.
A tatoo of Ash Catchem and Pikachu from Pokemon. However Ash has been given breasts and his shirt is open and is breast feeding Pikachu. Under the tatoo reads "BREAST FRIENDS"
Annimated GIF of a Pikachu making pinching motions with his hands and his tongue is willing back and fort while his eye twitches.
White text on black backround the top says "Law & Arbor" the bottom says "EXECUTIVE PRODUCER Dick Wolf"
Picture of the FLP02, a computer case from Silverstone that looks like old PC cases from the 1980's, it's beige plastic with simulated 5.25" floppy drive front covers including a keyed power switch, and a turbo button and seven segment displays which currently read 99.
Image of the gauge at the top of a fire extinguisher showing it still full. In the background is a Bluesky post from the US Consumer Product Safety Commission showing a similar fire extinguisher with a frowny face drawn over it. It is slightly obscured by the fire extinguisher in the foreground but the image also had the text LOOK AT ME on it.
Image of the fuel control lever switches on a Boeing console. The two switches are labeled above indicating L and R and between them the positions are marked "RUN" and "CUTOFF"
4 panel comic. Panel 1: A man looks at a venus fly trap and says "Why would a fly ever land on something that looks like that?" Panel 2: The man looking at a mouse trap says "Mice should be ashamed of getting caught off guard by something so obvious" Panel 3: The man looking at a bear trap says "Come on bears, how can you possibly let yourself gets stuck in this?" Panel 4: The man is sitting at a computer in a cubicle captioned "So anyway, here's a list of crimes I'm planning or have committed. POST"
Picture of a backpack showing a laptop compartment where the entire back of the backpack unzips to lay flat. The marketing copy on the page reads "TSA-Friendly Scansmart Lay-Flat Design. Breeze through security without removing electronics."
Screenshot of the Windows event viewer showing a Security State Change Event ID 4616 with the text indicating it's due to the Windows Time Service updating the system time.
Screenshot of The Geofront from Neon Genesis Evangelion. In the background a pyramid on the other side of a lake, above which skyscrapers are poking down from the ceiling. In the foreground a forested hillside on the sloe side of the lake.
A 3 panel meme from The Simpsons. Panel 1: Marge shouts "Jerry! Nooooo!" Panel 2: Bart Simpson asks "What?" Bart has Jerry Chen's profile pic over his head. Panel 3: Marge replies "Sorry, force of habit"
A photo of a portable espresso machine being used in a car. On hand holding the device above an espresso cup held in the other hand next to the shifter in a car.
Screen shot of a Windows 11 window name that reads "Following - Bluesky and 382 more pages - Personal - Microsoft Edge"
Screenshot from Youtube channel Tipsy Bartender showing a bathtub full of fruit and red liquid, stacked around and in front of the bathtub are many many many bottles of alcohol, juice, 7up, all of which have been mixed together in the tub with fruit and ice.
A screenshot of a web form with the question "What's going on?" and the options "It's annoying or not interesting", "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" which is selected, "I think it shouldn't be on Facebook" and "It's spam."
Clip from Legend of Zelda cartoon where Link throws a bomb on the ground then jumps on it with his shield as it explodes which sends him flying off into the distance.
A screenshot of Davinci Resolve Fusion node graph.
Ancient aliens meme but the man's face is replaced by a character from Monster Hunter Wilds captioned "Wyvren Milk"
Screenshot of Steam showing Vampire Survivors with a play time of 93.8 hours and achivements count of 196/220.
Millhouse from The Simpsons standing milling with his arms up captioned “Everything’s coming up Milhouse”
An old 16mm film projector without any film reels sitting on a cart.
A tight crop of the initial image showing that "TO" appears to be printed on the plastic and not on the memo itself, indicating that it's a poorly photoshopped image.
George Clooney peeking up over the edge of a hill.