Sleepy Murph

@sleepymurph.bsky.social

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Washington DC to Tromsø Norway. Aspiring himbo, gentleman loser. Sincereposter in a shitposter's world.

Stillbilde fra The Simpsons. I en flashback, Bart som småbarn marsjer gjennom huset og skaper mye lyd. Han slår en stekepanne med en skje og roper "Jeg er så flott! Jeg er så flott! Alle er så glade i meg! Jeg er så flott!"
Theatrical poster for the 1995 movie Heat. The poster shows a collage of three stars' faces (Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, and Val Kilmer) floating over an atmospheric photo of an LA Metro station at night, where a train arrives through a cloud of mist coming up from nearby vent. The colors have a nighttime motif, with a black background and all colors muted to shades of blue, except for the red lights on the train and a red underline below the blue "HEAT" title.
Skjermbilde av tekst fra den NRK artikkelen om hurtigmatkjeder i Norge. Det sier... Når jeg spør Schjøll om hva han tror er årsakene til at amerikanske fastfoodkjeder styrer unna Norge, ser vi noen gjengangere: 1. Norge er et lite land med spredt bosetting. 2. Dyr husleie. 3. Norge står utenfor EU som gjør det vanskelig å importere mat. 4. Dyrt å satse på norsk produksjon, da du må starte en helt egen verdikjede kun for Norge. 5. Nordmenn går generelt lite på restaurant.
Theatrical poster for the film Near Dark. Bill Paxton's character is standing slightly hunched over from his many wounds. He is burned and bloody, with one eye swollen shut but the other eye still alert. Light from behind him is shining through bullet holes in his body. A tagline just below the title says "...pray for daylight." And a second tagline near Paxton's shoulder reads "They can only kill you once, but they can terrify you forever."
Box art for the Super NES release of Chrono Trigger, featuring a manga-style drawing of Chrono, Marle, and Frog fighting a reptilian monster
A screenshot of another AI-generated Norwegian clickbait web ad. Again, the text says "Dette er en mulighet for alle nordmenn!" ("This is an opportunity for all Norwegians!") and the AI-generated photo shows a middle-aged man holding a Norwegian passport with misspelled text. Here the passport is labeled "Nerrven Passport," with the man's finger covering the 'P'. The passport is also a little too large, and parts of the man's fingers are missing.
Skjermbilde av en clickbait nettreklame. Teksten sier «Dette er en mulighet for alle nordmenn!» og bildet viser en mann i 40-årene som smiler og holder opp sitt norsk pass. På passet er Norges navn feilskrevet som «Norrwana».
A heavy metal guitarist strikes a powerful guitar pose while standing on a platform high on the walls of The Conciergerie building in Paris
Screenshot of the notification manager app Buzzkill, listing user-configured rules. One rule is "When I get a notification from Duolingo then summarize." Another rule for Instagram attempts to filter out notifications by blacklisting common phrases. In the screenshot the blacklisted phrases are for Instagram's Norwegian localization. If translated back to English, the rule would read "When I get a notification from Instagram that contains 'likes your message' or 'on your Story' or 'has sent a Reels video' or 'has sent a post' or 'who you might know' or 'to your message' or 'Take a look at' or 'has shared a note' or 's post' then summarize."
Still frame from the Simpsons: Helen Lovejoy is in a town hall meeting crying "Won't somebody please think of the petit bourgeoisie"
Screenshot of a tweet from Vivian (@suchnerve)... “bush is gross” “bush should be shaved/waxed” WRONG bush serves the CRITICAL purpose of diffusing the pheromones like an essential oil warmer at ikea except for making you hornier when you’re going down on someone
Photo of a busy winter streetscape. Cars and trucks drive through slush under overhead Christmas lights. On the curb is a ridge of dirty ice and snow that has been piled up by snow plows. It is not reflecting the Christmas lights.
Screenshot of the YouTube video description for "Blitz Official Trailer (2024) Saoirse Ronan" from "Movie Trailers Source." There is a heading for "People mentioned" that lists one person: British musician Boy George (born 1961). There is an accompanying photo of Boy George with his famous androgynous style, with neatly trimmed facial hair, eyeliner, and a ladies' hat.
Photo of a pot of a freshly-cooked pot of Cheetos brand mac & cheese. The box is visible in the background, and a fork lifts a few noodles closer to the camera. The cheesy pasta has Cheetos' unnaturally vibrant orange color. At the back of the stove, an R2-D2 figurine looks on disapprovingly.
Screenshot of a tweet from Dr. Hazel (@HazelMonforton). The tweet shows two images from the Netflix adaptation of Castlevania. Both images are of the character Lisa Tepes, who in this adaptation fell in love with and married Dracula. In the first image, she looks young and innocent. The second image is from an in-universe oil painting of her. In this second image, her hair is artfully disheveled and her expression is a knowing smirk. The image is cropped but it is clear that in the wider painting she is holding a baby. Dr. Hazel's tweet suggests captions for the two images: "I'm going to fuck Dracula" vs. "I absolutely fucked Dracula"
Photo of a hand wearing a giant foam finger
P.O.V. photo of a hand holding up a punch card for The Movie Orgy, with holes punched for each hour of the movie: start, one, two, three, four, goal.
Screenshot of an Instagram message request from "Gloria Jackson" (antoniobr31). The message is "Hello handsome," punctuated by two hand wave emojis. The profile photo is a selfie of a busty brunette, taken from a high angle to emphasize her cleavage. It is a photo of adult film actress Natasha Nice.
"Lord Forgive Me" meme: A drawing of Bugs Bunny in profile, looking uncharacteristically solemn, holding up an old-fashioned flint-lock pistol, with a caption that evokes African American Vernacular English: "Lord forgive me, but it's time to go back to tha old me."
Screenshot from a movie theater website advertising a showing of The Terminator in thirty-five millimeter today at six p.m. The backdrop is the classic shot of Arnold Schwarzenegger in a leather jacket and sunglasses holding a pistol and scowling menacingly.
Still frame from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Bashful is blushing and tugging at his beard and saying "Aww shucks"
Still from Seinfeld of Newman talking to Jerry: "Because the mail never stops! It just keeps coming and coming and coming. There's never a let-up! It's relentless! Every day it piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out! But the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in! And then the bar code reader breaks, and it's Publisher's Clearinghouse day..."
'Now I am going to stand up and take a little sleep. Where will you stand?' 'We usually lie down to sleep,' said Merry. 'We shall be all right where we are.' 'Lie down to sleep!' said Treebeard. 'Why of course you do! Hm, hoom: I was forgetting: singing that song put me in mind of old times; almost thought that I was talking to young Entings, I did. Well, you can lie down on the bed. I am going to stand in the rain. Good night!'
Still frame from The Simpsons. At the nuclear plant, an announcement is telling employees that "Everyone who's found true love may leave early today." Workers are leaving excitedly, but one man is standing still, looking up at the loudspeaker despondently.
Screenshot of a tweet from Zack Fox (@zackfox), dated September Third, 2018... "This how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family" The photo is a stock image of a family riding a jet ski on a lake. The father is driving, a daughter is sitting behind him, and the mother is bringing up the rear. All are wearing blue life vests that match the blue paint job on the jet ski, plus matching sunglasses. They seem to be having a great time, but the whole scene is also very artificial.
POV photo from a seat at the front of a movie theater. Text on the movie screen says "Welcome to the 34th Tromsø International Film Festival"
Selfie of a bearded man with glasses at a bar raising a glass of beer
Screenshot of Wikipedia's info sidebar for Mega Man 2, showing a picture of the "North American box art by Marc Ericksen." The image is a colorful drawing in a semi-realistic style. Mega Man in his blue-on-blue uniform is firing a gun at Quick Man who can be identified by the boomerang on his forehead. In the background, Crash Man is raising his drill arms menacingly while Dr. Wily stands behind him pointing at Mega Man as if ordering Crash Man to Attack.
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Screenshot of text from Wikipedia: It has been argued that the "rib" (Hebrew צֵלׇע ṣēlāʿ, also translated "flank" or "side") in the story of Adam and Eve is actually a mistranslation of a Biblical Hebrew euphemism for baculum, and that its removal from Adam in the Book of Genesis is a creation story to explain this absence (as well as the presence of the perineal raphe – as a resultant "scar") in humans.
Duolingo "Early Riser" badge. A cartoon bear is brushing his teeth. "You earned the Early Riser by completing 10 lessons before 9:00am!"
Screenshot of pinned tweet from Sleepy Murph, dated March 12th, 2017. "88 kroner?! Seriøst?!" Yeah I'm serious. Come on man you're from here. You know how much beer costs. Don't look at me like I'm the asshole.
Screenshot from a movie theater website: 18:00 - Asteroid City 20:00 - Love Actually
Photo of a printed movie theater program brochure, in Norwegian, announcing a Kathryn Bigelow retrospective. Amongst the Norwegian text, one can recognize the titles The Loveless, Point Break, Strange Days, and The Hurt Locker. The cover of the brochure, opposite the text, shows Ralph Fiennes and Angela Bassett from Strange Days.
Screenshot of a Duolingo screen reporting a 1040 day streak
Still of Rick Astley dancing at a microphone from the "Never Gonna Give You Up" music video
Still from the Simpsons. Lisa is in front of a wall with a poster that says "Nuke the whales." She is turning to ask about it, looking confused and dismayed.
In the urban neighborhood where I used to live, families who were not from the immediate area would come in fairly large groups to trick-or-treat on our streets, which were safe, well-lit, and full of people overstocked with candy. It was delightful to see the little mermaids, spider-men, ghosts, and the occasional axe murderer excitedly run up and down our front steps, having the time of their lives. So we’d spend an extra $20 to make sure we had enough candy for kids who weren’t as fortunate as ours. There you are, 99, on the impoverished side of Greenwich or Beverly Hills, with the other struggling lawyers, doctors, and business owners. Your whine makes me kind of wish that people from the actual poor side of town come this year not with scary costumes but with real pitchforks. Stop being callous and miserly and go to Costco, you cheapskate, and get enough candy to fill the bags of the kids who come one day a year to marvel at how the 1 percent live.—Emily Yoffe
Screenshot of a Google Chrome browser window on a Linux desktop. The tab bar, forward/back/home toolbar, and bookmarks bar are all one flat grey color, with no lines separating them. It is only from the placement of icons and text that a user can guess where button ends and another begins.
Still the Simpsons: two government agents in hazmat suits are bursting into Moe's Tavern, which is choked with fumes from a neighboring oil well. "Man alive! There are men, alive in here!"
999-day streak on Duolingo. [The number 999 is lit with a cartoon flame.] "999 day streak!" [A chart shows the days of the week, with Sunday through Tuesday checked off.] "You're on track to getting a perfect week!"
Screenshot of a tweet from sunflower (@spinubzilla) there should be a three day weekend: one day to do Nothing, one day to do Something, and one day to do Laundry Posted April 02, 2022.
Still from the Mel Brooks Star Wars parody Spaceballs (1987). The hero Lone Starr and the evil Dark Helmet are facing off, with each man holding a lightsaber so that it extends from his crotch. Fans will recognize this as the moment when Dark Helmet says "I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it."
Screenshot of text from Wikipedia: The existence of the baculum is unlikely to have escaped the notice of pastoralist and hunter-gatherer cultures. It has been argued that the "rib" in the story of Adam and Eve is actually a mistranslation of the Biblical Hebrew euphemism for baculum, and that its removal from Adam in the Book of Genesis is a creation story to explain this absence (as well as the presence of the perineal raphe — as a resultat "scar") in humans.
Screenshot of an ad for some kind of butt-shaped pillow. It has a photo of a model nestling her face into the grey butt-shaped fabric, with a slogan that proclaims "Sleep on a butt" and a button entreats you to "Show now."
Screenshot from the Kindle app. Verses of the Poetic Edda are translated and numbered. Verse ten mentions Durin. 10. There was Motsognir | the mightiest made Of all the dwarfs, | and Durin next; Many a likeness | of men they made, The dwarfs in the earth, | as Durin said.
Four panel meme... 1) A kitten, nestled in a blanket as if tucked in to bed: Is it still capitalism outside? 2) The kitten's eyes are closing: Y'all need to fix that. 3) Eyes fully closed: Do a revolution or something. 4) Rolling over: Damn.
American Chopper argument meme... Paul Senior: I'm so tired of hearing people ask why the Hobbits didn't ride the giant eagles to Mordor. Paul Junior: It's a plot hole! Why wouldn't they ride them? It would save time and lives. Paul Senior (shouting): The eye of Sauron would have seen them coming from miles away and sent his winged hellbeasts to destroy them and gotten the ring back! Paul Junior (throwing a chair): You're just making excuses for poor screenwriting! Paul Senior (shouting and pointing emphatically): The Eagles were their own proud race and not a taxi service for Hobbits!
"Brittney tries kombucha" meme... "War on drugs": Brittney is disgusted "War, on drugs!": Brittney is intrigued, her eyes are tinted blue, and there is a stillsuit tube running to her nose
Cartoon drawing of a clock. The clock's shapes are angular and art deco, and it is drawn in psychedelic colors. There is a sesame street logo in the lower left corner.
Screenshots of two tweets by Sleepy Murph (me): Why is it always summer temperatures in every airport at all times? I don't think I've ever been in an airport or on a plane and not been sweating, at any time of year. My sweating bullets in the security line because I'm a big dude and it's too hot in here has agents asking a lot of questions already answered by my being a big dude in this heat.
Screenshot of a tweet from M. Nolan Gray (@mnolangray): To whoever decided that international terminals were going to be weird luxury malls that close at 10pm and not like normal ass airport terminals with a late night fast food joint, cafe, bar, and newsstand: I just want to talk.
Still frame of Marvin the Martian (from Looney Tunes) looking inquisitive.
Low angle photo of a frosty beer and a shot of dark herbal liqueur (Jägermeister) on an outdoor table at a restaurant patio. The night is dark and the table is lit by a candle on the table and fairy lights wrapping the pole of a sign that says "Biergarten"
Selfie of a long haired bearded man being woken up by beams of bright sunlight landing on his face. He is closing one eye tightly to block out a sunbeam and he is very annoyed.
Screenshot from Final Fantasy IV where the geriatric mage Tellah becomes so enraged that he fights the dark lord Golbez by himself and uses the last of his strength to cast the powerful spell METEO which rains down meteors.
Screenshot of the Nullsoft Wikipedia page. The text explains that the company's name is a parody of Microsoft and that the llama was a mascot and a recurring theme in the company's inside jokes.
Screenshot of a Duolingo splash screen celebrating a user's 952-day streak
Selfie of a bearded man with glasses lifting his beard to reveal faded print at the top of his shirt that says "Tolkien" in all caps above a portrait of Tolkien as a younger man.