The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread

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Profile of Sliced Bread Inc™ (The inventors of Sliced Bread). Tomorrow we will announce The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread™. We promise there won't be any delays.

A plan made in Mario Paint of Sliced Bread Inc™ CEO's new office. The detail of said plan is discussed further down in the post.
A picture made in Mario Paint showing the social media manager of Sliced Bread Inc falling off a tree after trying to get something shiny. They screamed, "I'm falling!" Others from the company watch in fear, saying, "Oh no!"
A Mario Paint image by the CEO of Sliced Bread Inc™ showing him, Beethro Budkin from Drod, and Bluey Heeler from Bluey.
Screenshot of the CEO of Sliced Bread Inc™ attempt at music in Mario Paint ... I don't think this two year old knows how to take a video.
Painting made in Mario Paint of the boss and his secretary visiting Old Man Pete and Tim the Rabbit. Pete says 'Your father would be proud' to which the Boss replied with 'Cool!'
A painting made in Mario Paint depicting Sliced Bread Inc™ CEO and his secretary next to the bedridden social media manager. The social media manager is saying 'Im super ill' to which the CEO replies 'Ill take over for now'. The CEO of Sliced Bread Inc™ is only two years old.
A drawing by our CEO, made in Mario Paint, showing how he would deal with the stuck wyvern. It features him, his secretary, Meg, and the Wyvern. The plan I think is to use a giant spatula to remove the wyvern. ... Remember, he is only two years old.
Horse girl Taiki Shuttle from UmaMusume. Best girl and I will fight anyone, in a gunfight at high noon, who disagrees with me.
The Boss Baby!
A black and white picture of Sliced Bread Inc CEO, Thomas Peter. Yellow text above it reading: 'Rest in Peace, Thomas Peter, CEO of Sliced Bread Inc and Inventor of Sliced Bread. 1925-2025' A quote below reading: 'I hope I will be remembered for more than making sliced bread.'