🔞 not just a clown but the whole circus

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im sylvia. | 32 | she/it | plural | amateur hope-haver | 🔞 i rebolg posts that your boss wouldn't want you to see 🔞 unless they're chill with porno ig | formerly jestergal

Screenshot of the Chiitan mascot account liking my baja blast post
A simplistic doodle of three versions of Jax from TADC. The top of the image says "Know the difference. It could save your life one day." The first Jax is more or less the canon design from the show, drawn in a single pixel brush to make her a bit more sketch-looking. She is looking at the other two and thinking "Are these [censored] serious?" This is Jax, pre-transition. Bullet points underneath her say: A real joik! Tall, lanky. Always sort of fucked up looking. The middle Jax looks the same, but has hair, a bow, a gentler expression, and is drawn with a thicker brush to make her look less sketch. This is Jax, post-transition. Bullet points underneath her say: Still a joik sometimes but trying her best. Sweetie pie. Tall, lanky. She *is* lovely. The third Jax also has hair and a bow, but is a little wider, and has a single pigtail. She is thinking to herself "Wow, we could pull off the world's worst threesome right now." This is Lillie, our system's Jax headmate. Bullet points underneath her say: One lop ear, one pigtail. Short and FAT!!! Also lovely, of fucking course.
picture of a box of lance brand toast-chee cracker sandwiches
image that says "i'm too fat for this heat" with the trans pride flag in the background
post from me on discord: "on a better note. more sylvia boob news (the news you can boobs) we officially can't rely on our shirt falling back into place when we lift it up our chest" there's a react of a rotom with big eyes and a big smile. and sparkles around it
A rough drawing of our Jax headmate, blushing, gritting her teeth, hands shaking. She is thinking "Fuck!! I'm up at the same time as everyone but now I'm too shy to ask for atttention!" Pomni and Ragatha look on, with Pomni asking "Girl are you okay over there?"
a couple of blobs in blender that vaguely remember a cartoony head on a plump body
A drawing of a pink sentient slimeball with bunny ears and a coy expression.
A picture of a 4-pack of Pentel Quick Click Pop mechanical pencils. They're mechanical pencils that you press the side of to extend the lead, and have adjustable erasers at the top. These ones are in pretty neon colors.
Comic: First panel: Kinger and 11 year old Jax sit at a table, with a giant candy bar on it. Jax looks at it questioningly. "Soooo, like... they're MADE of candy but they also eat it? isn't that kinda... weird...?" Second panel. Kinger points up and closes his eyes while he talks. "Well, humans and animals eat meat. While also, being made of it!" Lil Jax says "oh my gosh, true!!! you're so smart, kinger!" Bubble leers in from the corner and says "start eating that DAMN thing or i will."
A single panel cartoon. Jax is standing awkwardly, and appears to be an 11 year old girl. She has on a bow, a dress with a flower on it, shorts, frilly socks, and sneakers. She is looking away from who she's talking to who is offscreen, which is Pomni. Pomni asks "Jax? Why are you so... uh... young?" Jax replies "Uhh... Iunno. i think i thought too hard about something that sucked and now i'm 11 years old." Pomni replies, "Ohh. Damn, I'm sorry. Want Kinger to take you to Candy Canyon until you feel like normal again?" Jax answers a quiet "Yes, please."
A picture of Forza Motorsport 4, of a decal on the quarter panel of a Mitsubishi Starion: Simplistic versions of Jax and Ribbit from TADC look at each other, with a black heart behind them. Jax has a red bow on her left ear, and Ribbit has her bowtie on. They're looking at each other happily, although Jax seems a bit shy.
Two screenshots of the Jax and Pomni argument scene from "They All Get Guns". In the first image, Jax walks toward Pomni, saying "You don't even know what people are like before they abstract!"
that one scene in Digital Circus where Jax tells Evil Jax (a nicer and more effeminate version of Jax) that [she] wants him dead. despite all of this, she's hitting a cute ass pose, pointing towards the ground, and holding the softball bat behind her stylishly.
A little one frame cartoon featuring Gangle and Jax (pre-transition) of the digital circus. Gangle, to the left, has an angry expression and is pointing one of her ribbons straight at Jax. Jax is leaning forward coyly, both hands behind her back, and her tongue hanging from her perma-grinning mouth. A post from an account dedicated to posting Yahoo Answers and their questions, "Am I Pragnent?", is split into two above them as word balloons. Gangle says, "What can I do to annoy you?" and Jax replies "If you sign off, I would be annoyed to the fullest." And then an emoticon of a face with a tongue sticking out.
4 pictures of characters from Digital Circus: The first is Jax, having transitioned, and gotten a little fatter and happier since.
A two-panel comic. Panel one: Jax from Digital Circus lays on her bed. She has earbuds in and is looking at a device. She says, "Well, we somehow haven't heard a Chappell Roan song before. 'Pink Pony Club'? Is that like, a partygirl hype song?" Panel two: Jax is in nearly the same position, but has tears and snot streaming down her face. Her expression has changed to a somewhat panicked one, and she's clutching her bed with her free hand tightly.
My headmate Jax with a tired expression. She says, "Fuuuck, this sucks. No one has called me cute in [extremely large text] Hours!" Smaller text at the bottom is pointing to her and says "up while everyone else is asleep... again"
A drawing of a post-transition version of Jax from Amazing Digital Circus. She is grinning softly, with tired eyes and bags under them, and is fatter than "canon". One ear is poking up, and the other is hanging downward. She is wearing a pink spaghetti-strap camisole, yellow gloves, pink aviator glasses, a red bow, and a golden necklace with a frog-shaped pendant. The red bow is holding her shiny black hair into a single asymmetrical pigtail. Oh yeah, also my right ear is pierced. Her right ear. Fuck.
post from me on discord: "internally using US TV content ratings to file our [headmate's] affection comfort levels and thought of this gag that is meaningless without that context: TV G: \*two people hugging warmly* TV Y7 FV: \*two people hugging warmly and also they have beam swords*"
youtube recommending me the movie UHF, with "Comedy / 1989 / 6 years ago" under the title
a 3D model of ice-e from undertale/deltarune
a cropped image of a menu item in a Video's game: "103. Warriors of Universes 6 & 7!"
screenshot of xenoverse 2: a saiyan woman poses with a finger towards the sky
screenshot of tomodachi life: derpina walks behind scott steiner on a pier, blushing at the sight of him
tomodachi screenshot: a hisuian sneasel mii says "It's like... you can't have a clownjob without that, sneasel snea."
screenshot of dragon ball xenoverse 2: a saiyan woman with large hair and a purple scouter stands menacingly.
wwe wrestler gene snitsky punting a baby... doll. circa 2005 or 2006
a picture of Taz playing Final Fantasy X-2 on Smackdown, circa Dec 2003.
my food creations in tomodachi, in order: an "entire jug of Purple Stuff", "ano niku" aka the anime meat, a "crispy old Slim Jim", a "handful of olives", a bag of "cheese flavored Detos", "apply juice", "Skittles pizza", a "perfectly generic object", a can of "Code Red", "Game Boy cake" which is just a cake in a Game Boy palette, a burlap sack of "bulk Mario Chow", "some old bongwater", "an entire box of crayons" (Neurodivergent Art brand), "the power to be his friend" which is just a glowing can with Moon Child on it, an "entire 100mg edible, and "Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese".
screenshot of tomodachi life the new one: a mii of wrestling manager Paul Bearer; a very pale, rotund man in a black suit with a surprised face
screenshot of simpleplanes 2: a small, one person turboprop airplane soars through the air above a runway
a mii of Ralsei from deltarune in tomodachi life: living the dream, doing that thing where the miis ask you a question. she is saying "Ooo, harsh but fair. You don't consider ME a real jerk, do you...?"
the tracks in order: "John Wayne Was a Nazi" by M.D.C., "Fresh Is The Word" by Mantronix, "Prisencolinensinainciusol" by Adriano Celentano, and "Time Out Of Mind" by Steely Dan
a screenshot of SimplePlanes 2 of a billboard with a cartoony person with short hair and a striped shirt waving next to the word "Michael" in all caps, in a typeface similar to the Michelin logo.
a screenshot of a shygal mii in tomodachi life living the dream. she is saying "Visualize getting a little crasy [sic]... Who do you want to join you?"
screenshots of tomodachi life living the dream: glados, stony pony, and animalcrossing villager sit at a booth at a restaurant. stony pony asks "have you heard the rumor going around about webcomic discourse?"
a mii of Derpina the rage face girl saying "I get the feeling Freakzilla has a crush on me!" there is a little graphic at the bottom showing that scott steiner considers her a friend at best.
a mii of a turnip from doki doki panic/super mario bros 2 usa. they're excited about something.
a mii of derpina the rage comic girl in tomodachi life. she is sad about something and saying "forever alone..." because of that
a mii of stony pony saying "I don't think you'll find anyone on all of Poopenpee who's better at farting loud and hard than me!" in tomodachi life
tomodachi life custom food item of "handful of olives"
GlaDOS mii standing against a realistic city backdrop with a news mic pointed towards her. She says "Ha ha! Sorry, I shouldn't laugh."
a GlaDOS mii holding up a TV with the viacom v of doom logo on it. a caption reads "You gave her some scary logo videos."